Post by Soutter on Jul 13, 2007 0:15:42 GMT
The scene opens up at the Plaza de Espana in Madrid, Spain
The Rolls Royce Jonathon Richards and The New Sensation Nathan Slater, The team of High Maintenance, standing on the green walkway, both wearing sleeveless silk shirts unbuttoned and oiled to the max, there muscles shinning in the bright light.
Jonathon Richards : So this Tum Tum cat wants us to face his team of Memory Lane Nath.
Nathan Slater : Sorry to disappoint Tummy, but no can do ... you see ... we'll be busy defending the European Heavyweight title. You know, the one we are all competing for now, the one you seem to think, rightfully so, that you have no chance of winning and are allready looking to your next match, although why you want us baffles me, thats career suicide chump.
Richards : Us, we think we got a pretty good chance, double the odds if you will, seeing there is two of us, and then if you take into consideration that there is no one who can beat us, especially in this Minnow of a region, well, the future looks Golden for the Champs.
Nathan Slater points to himself and The Rolls Royce and they both do a double flex.
Slater : Thats us by the way.
Shot changes to High Maintenance on the top of a skyscrapper in Spain ... Fergie Voice over from the song Glamorous : First Class
Back to the Plaza.
Slater : Johno ... did you know, that "many years ago a man by the name of Gorgeous Greg was the RWS European champion and his title reign was ended by Tsai Jingkai.
Richards : Thats great, good for you Tsai. A nice look into the past. Did you know that you and your blockhead partner Ishan Goldenfire will both be eliminated from ring one by ... ME! The Rolls Royce Jonathon Richards!
Richards flexes
Richards : ... and then in a few years time, when you are telling the world about Gorgeous Greg and his untimely downfall ... you can mention that the Rolls Royce Johnno Richards eliminated both you and your lamebrain partner Ishan single handedly on his way to becoming the first and greatest European champion of all time. Your grand children will marvel at the thought of the likes of you being somehow associated with the likes of me.
Shot changes to see High Maintenance on the top of a dirt bike ramp ... Everlast voice over Put you in the Dirt[/color]
Back to the Plaza
Slater : And Brotherhood, whats this crap about fighting each other fairly and giving it your all once you two are left ... i mean, are you guys delusion? Please. Look who your getting the ring with. Just_look_at_him!
The 6 ft 6 monster flexes, muscles ontop of muscles, all glistening like a Greek god. Perhaps Goth can give us a history lesson on the Greeks when we go there, that Roman Empire story was so ... "enthralling".
Slater : Just look at this beast of man ...
Shot switches to see The Rolls Royce Jonathon Richards on a Arizona desert highway in the middle of the road. Its hot and the heat makes the screen have that wavy hazy effect ... Jim Morrison voice over Killer on the road![/color]
Back to the Plaza
Slater : Good luck green horns ... your going to need it.
Richards : Hey Nath, how about that pinhead Legacy, actually has the gall to start referring to himself as the future European Champion. Give me a spell.
Slater : Thats outrageous. Tell us Legacy, is there a time frame on this prediction of yours. Have you suddenly become a seer or an oracle?
Richards : Get this chucklehead, to win that belt, you have to go thru US! High Maintenance!
Slater : I can just picture him now Johnno, sitting in some hut with an old hag, telling him how great he will be and that all the gold in the world is coming to him, while really he is the one handing over the gold to her.
Richards : Stick to bullying the weak and helpless meathead. You dont want none_of_this.
Another double flex by High Maintenance, they sure do love showing off there muscles, and did they just get shinier?
Slater : Goth! You wanna face a bull! You don't have to go to all that trouble ... we got one right here!
Shot of Richards ... snorting and snarling.
Richards : Goth! You could have 20 swords ... it still wouldn't help you against the likes of us! I would take that sword and skewer it right up your Emo Ass! BBQ Goth! Woe would be the day! You fucken hump!
Scene fades with them both doing another double flex pose.
The Rolls Royce Jonathon Richards and The New Sensation Nathan Slater, The team of High Maintenance, standing on the green walkway, both wearing sleeveless silk shirts unbuttoned and oiled to the max, there muscles shinning in the bright light.
Jonathon Richards : So this Tum Tum cat wants us to face his team of Memory Lane Nath.
Nathan Slater : Sorry to disappoint Tummy, but no can do ... you see ... we'll be busy defending the European Heavyweight title. You know, the one we are all competing for now, the one you seem to think, rightfully so, that you have no chance of winning and are allready looking to your next match, although why you want us baffles me, thats career suicide chump.
Richards : Us, we think we got a pretty good chance, double the odds if you will, seeing there is two of us, and then if you take into consideration that there is no one who can beat us, especially in this Minnow of a region, well, the future looks Golden for the Champs.
Nathan Slater points to himself and The Rolls Royce and they both do a double flex.
Slater : Thats us by the way.
Shot changes to High Maintenance on the top of a skyscrapper in Spain ... Fergie Voice over from the song Glamorous : First Class
Back to the Plaza.
Slater : Johno ... did you know, that "many years ago a man by the name of Gorgeous Greg was the RWS European champion and his title reign was ended by Tsai Jingkai.
Richards : Thats great, good for you Tsai. A nice look into the past. Did you know that you and your blockhead partner Ishan Goldenfire will both be eliminated from ring one by ... ME! The Rolls Royce Jonathon Richards!
Richards flexes
Richards : ... and then in a few years time, when you are telling the world about Gorgeous Greg and his untimely downfall ... you can mention that the Rolls Royce Johnno Richards eliminated both you and your lamebrain partner Ishan single handedly on his way to becoming the first and greatest European champion of all time. Your grand children will marvel at the thought of the likes of you being somehow associated with the likes of me.
Shot changes to see High Maintenance on the top of a dirt bike ramp ... Everlast voice over Put you in the Dirt[/color]
Back to the Plaza
Slater : And Brotherhood, whats this crap about fighting each other fairly and giving it your all once you two are left ... i mean, are you guys delusion? Please. Look who your getting the ring with. Just_look_at_him!
The 6 ft 6 monster flexes, muscles ontop of muscles, all glistening like a Greek god. Perhaps Goth can give us a history lesson on the Greeks when we go there, that Roman Empire story was so ... "enthralling".
Slater : Just look at this beast of man ...
Shot switches to see The Rolls Royce Jonathon Richards on a Arizona desert highway in the middle of the road. Its hot and the heat makes the screen have that wavy hazy effect ... Jim Morrison voice over Killer on the road![/color]
Back to the Plaza
Slater : Good luck green horns ... your going to need it.
Richards : Hey Nath, how about that pinhead Legacy, actually has the gall to start referring to himself as the future European Champion. Give me a spell.
Slater : Thats outrageous. Tell us Legacy, is there a time frame on this prediction of yours. Have you suddenly become a seer or an oracle?
Richards : Get this chucklehead, to win that belt, you have to go thru US! High Maintenance!
Slater : I can just picture him now Johnno, sitting in some hut with an old hag, telling him how great he will be and that all the gold in the world is coming to him, while really he is the one handing over the gold to her.
Richards : Stick to bullying the weak and helpless meathead. You dont want none_of_this.
Another double flex by High Maintenance, they sure do love showing off there muscles, and did they just get shinier?
Slater : Goth! You wanna face a bull! You don't have to go to all that trouble ... we got one right here!
Shot of Richards ... snorting and snarling.
Richards : Goth! You could have 20 swords ... it still wouldn't help you against the likes of us! I would take that sword and skewer it right up your Emo Ass! BBQ Goth! Woe would be the day! You fucken hump!
Scene fades with them both doing another double flex pose.