Post by Southpaw on Jun 9, 2004 0:12:18 GMT
The American flag is the background as Daniel Shocket makes hias way to the podium..a throng of reporters waits his geniusness
DS: Thank you my fellow americans and many fans. It is I Daniel Shocket here to bring you all the word..the word you havent heard in so very long..the TRUTH!!
The OCW is on its very last dying legs..it is a slumping sagging pile of blob..its leader is a pitiful excuse for a owner..he doesnot give it the attention and devotion it deserves..and thats why I..Daniel Shocket am here to deliver the OCW from its doldrums and depression.
Questions please:
Reporter: Why the OCW? Why not a place in corperate america?
DS: I am here to save the little man..the poor unappreciated workers who are treated so badly here..next question.
Reporter: Is it true you have a law degree and are a experienced mediator in Union negotiations?
DS: Im a well educated and experienced moderator of labor relations and can deliver my OCW brotherhood from the mired atmosphere it is deep in. The working conditions here are deplorable. That title match with all its danger and treachery..I would not have allowed the safety and welfare of the individuals involved to be put at risk..its a crime.
Reporter: Why are you REALLY here?
DS: This interview is over..you media hacks are here to attempt to discredit me and I wont stand for it. I shall PROVE my worth here..ORGANIZE OCW now!!
The reporters fire more questions as DS leaves the podium and exits quickly.
DS: Thank you my fellow americans and many fans. It is I Daniel Shocket here to bring you all the word..the word you havent heard in so very long..the TRUTH!!
The OCW is on its very last dying legs..it is a slumping sagging pile of blob..its leader is a pitiful excuse for a owner..he doesnot give it the attention and devotion it deserves..and thats why I..Daniel Shocket am here to deliver the OCW from its doldrums and depression.
Questions please:
Reporter: Why the OCW? Why not a place in corperate america?
DS: I am here to save the little man..the poor unappreciated workers who are treated so badly here..next question.
Reporter: Is it true you have a law degree and are a experienced mediator in Union negotiations?
DS: Im a well educated and experienced moderator of labor relations and can deliver my OCW brotherhood from the mired atmosphere it is deep in. The working conditions here are deplorable. That title match with all its danger and treachery..I would not have allowed the safety and welfare of the individuals involved to be put at risk..its a crime.
Reporter: Why are you REALLY here?
DS: This interview is over..you media hacks are here to attempt to discredit me and I wont stand for it. I shall PROVE my worth here..ORGANIZE OCW now!!
The reporters fire more questions as DS leaves the podium and exits quickly.