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Post by Soutter on Jun 2, 2007 9:11:46 GMT
[The scene opens up to show the Centre Of Attention Soutter sitting in his motel room watching a video tape from One Wild Night.]
Ross Carlisle: “Soutter grabs Rally… Soutter Special! Soutter nails the Viagra Driver! Reijiro up… Inverted wheelbarrow slam!”
Melvyn: “That’s not right!”
*The inverted wheelbarrow slam drops Reijiro face first into Rally’s crotch! Soutter drops to his knees and picks up Reijiro’s head, raising his hand and looking to the crowd, then yells… ‘How do ya like your big black cock now?!?’ and begins ramming Reijiro face first into Rally’s crotch like it was a turnbuckle.*
One! Two! Three!
Ross Carlisle: “The crowd counts as Soutter just humiliates both these fine athletes… I can feel that from here…”
Four! Five! Six!
Melvyn: “You’ve had a man’s head bobbing up and down between your legs huh?”
Seven! Eight! Nine!
Ross Carlisle: “You know that’s not what I meant…”
*Soutter stands up and pulls Reijiro with him, gorilla pressing him and dropping him straight down!*
TEN!
*Soutter helps Kilroy up then poses in a corner as the crowd goes nuts. Rally is face down holding his crotch as Reijiro is wiping as his mask like it’s been contaminated.*
[Soutter switches the tv of with his remote control and smiles into the camera.]
How'd you like that Hunglejerk?
Tell you what, seeing as though you enjoyed it so much, here's a promise, from me to you, next time we meet, no, every single time we meet, i will do the exact same thing to you.
If its one on one, easy fixed, i will just knock the ref out, and then you can taste his sack as well, you god damned bitch!
I know your weakness now, and so does everyone else, and being the generous giving man i am, i will not even worry if someone wants to use my new patented move, in fact, i more then encourage it. When i turn on IWA television, i want to see people ramming your head into other people's nuts. When i turn on Japan television, if them "elite" guys down there, ever get to have a show that it is, but when i turn that on, i want to see them ramming your head into someone's crotch.
Its an easy move to learn, and i would even be prepared to teach it to someone who doesn't feel comfortable with it, so, grow some balls future opponents of Hungleturd, get them strats ready, and then revel in the thrill of watching that cocksuckers blood boil!
[Soutter winks to the camera]
As for my upcoming match in the East Coast, Bishop, Tyler, how many times do i have to beat both of you guys?
This is getting out of hand, and i think we need to make it a bit more interesting, not to say that a shot at the brutality title isn't interesting, but lets up the stakes a bit.
I want to go on the record right now, and say, that if i lose this match, and by lose i mean if i don't progress through to the finals, be it by getting pinned, or even if one of you get a lucky pin in on the other, no matter what, if i don't win this match, i will, I WILL, leave this region!
Thats how confident i am Turkey's!
Your getting in there with the Centre of Attention! The Big Bad Bustling Bandit! The number ONE man in this business today! And the next HPWA Brutality champion, and i like it like that!
[Fade.]
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Post by Soutter on Jun 2, 2007 9:12:16 GMT
[The scene opens up to show The Centre of Attention, Soutter, sitting at his desk in his office wearing a sports jacket over a SWAT t - shirt. He is flipping through some mail, when he comes across the invitation to the HPWA Invitational.]
Soutter : So .... the HPWA is having there second open invitational .... and it just happens to be there one year anniversary to boot.
It says here that every superstar in the HPWA will participate in the Ring Out Invitational and it will be open to outsiders.
Damn, it also says here that the winner will receive one years bragging rights as the Ring Out champion and and quarter mil bonus, and a contract to face any HPWA superstar in any type of match at the Borrowed Time November ppv!
[Soutter puts the letter down and looks into the camera.]
Wow ..... this could just be the loophole i have been waiting for.
I knew that if i waited patiently, biding my time that i would find a way back in, and this is it right here!
[Soutter slams his hand down on the desk.]
Them turkey's thought they pulled a fast one over the Suit all them months ago, when i got a little cocky and announced that if i couldn't defeat Bishop and Terrence Tyler that i would leave the HPWA never to return ......
Well good things happen to those who wait, and i have done just that ...... wait.
And now this is it, the opportunity i have been waiting for.
It is all clear to me now.
I will enter this Invitational, and once again return to the HPWA.
[Soutter chuckle's, rubbing his hands together.]
Ohhh yes.
I can see it now, finally i will have my revenge.
Revenge on all of those who conspired against me.
I know who you are.
The list runs deep, but so to does my desire.
My desire to be the best.
My determination to be known as the number ONE man in this industry.
[Soutter spins around in his chair.]
Ohhh .... the opportunities are endless.
Every single person on the roster, all in the same match at the same time.
Now there is no where to hide.
For now my time is upon me, the time of the Suit.
The Big Bad Bustling Bandit!
The Centre of Attention!
The name to entertain!
The man with the skill to thrill!
I'm loud and proud baby, and i like it like that!
HPWA .... see you in you New Jersey!!!!!
[Scene fades.]
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Post by Soutter on Jun 2, 2007 9:12:50 GMT
[The scene opens up to show The Centre of Attention, Soutter, standing in an empty ring in an empty arena, he is looking directly into the camera, intense eyes piercing the screen.]
Howdy wrestling fans .... here we are in the House Power built in New Jersey, and i have just finished going through the whole HPWA roster on my way to victory in my triumphant return to the HPWA!
Well, the setting is right, we got the empty ring after i have tossed all them other turkeys over the top rope, and the crowd looks about right for your regular HPWA show.
Although "the Suit" isn't used of wrestling in front of empty crowds, i am sure that once everyone learns i am back here, and to stay, that the HPWA will be turning them away.
In the mean time, all jokes aside, lets take a look at this upcoming battle i have gotten myself in for.
The HPWA Invitation.
First up, we got Syberus.
[Soutter puts one finger up.]
Syberus Grey ..... Thomas "Syberus" James .... i thought i just said all jokes aside, but you are the biggest joke of them all pal.
I guess you like to be a big fish in a small pond down here, walk around like you are the be all and end all. I can just see you now when you heard about this Invitational concept, and how anyone can come in here and have a piece of you.
[Soutter imitating Syberus' voice.]
So Mathew Perry ... how can he invite all of these people in here, this can ruin everything.
[Back to normal voice.]
Mathew Perry ..... please.
Your "cousin" Brian or whoever the hell is was right about a couple of things, you are pathetic, and a laughing stock to boot, but if you think him beating the hell out of you day after is gruelling, wait until you are in the ring with the Big Bad Bustling Bandit.
Five minutes in there with yours truly, and you'll be wishing you were back in the gym with that turkey.
Next up we got "The Icon"
[Soutter puts up two fingers now.]
So Icon, you went through twenty men .... "beating" your way past all of them.
Your going back to your roots.
Well good for you pal.
You got a little saying have you?
If i cross the line, my nuts are yours?
[Soutter crotch chops the camera.]
Well pucker up then turkey, because these nuts will be all over your chin ...... slim.
[Soutter moves up towards the ropes.]
Next up we got "Bullet".
[Soutter holds up three fingers now.]
Bullet .... you got a dirty mouth pal.
You are obviously still new around here, and as you said, you haven't made any friends around here yet, so you probably have no clue who i am, but let me give you a hot tip.
It takes more then using a bit of profanity to make it in this business.
Any 12 year old kid can grab a mic and start swearing .... but if you really want to get your point across, why don't you think about what you are going to actually say, rather then just sprouting a lot of expletives ...... who knows, the people around here may actually start listening to what you have to say ... i doubt it, but you can always live in hope.
Next up we got my old friend Dougie Mental.
[Soutter leans up against the ropes, relaxed, folding up four fingers now.]
So Dougie, how you been? Its been a long time, and i look forward to meeting you in the ring. You are a tremendous talent, and someone i would be happy to stand with toe to toe in the ring and defeat.
Boy .... you are still as crazy as ever ... even crazier.
Looks like it must be catching in this place ..... here's a hot tip for ya ... you want all them voices and random thoughts to just keep popping out, lose Pedro and the wacky tabacky and you might just have a chance ... not a chance against me, that would just be being stupid, but a chance from holding back them voices and god knows what else goes on in that head of yours.
apart from that, i can't give you much help, you are way beyond even my help ... a whole team of shrinks wouldn't be enough to help you out ... so ..just do yourself a favor and stay away from me ... even as messed up as you have become, for some strange reason, i still seem to like you ... don't make me hurt you.
[Soutter holds up all five fingers now.]
Johnny Styles.
You asked yourself a question ... are you good enough to win a match of this calibre.
There is a simple answer to that pal ..... NO
You are not just stepping in there with all of these HPWA superstars, you will be stepping in there with The Centre of Attention, The Big Bad Bustling Bandit.
You seem to be making a lot of excuses allready, and you haven't even lost yet.
I will do you a favor though, seeing as though you are not in the best condition right now, i will gladly throw you out early, eliminating you so as you wont have to suffer any further injury.
Zues .....
[Soutter holds up both hands now, showing six fingers.]
Zues .....
You need to recognize one thing pal.
There is only one god around here ... and your looking at him!
The deity of this business, live and in the flesh.
Take a good look.
[Soutter poses.]
And that brings us to Adrian Tanner Jr.
Tanner, the history between myself and your entire family is long and storied.
Some of the best times i have ever had in a ring have been with your family.
Of course, i always seem to come out on top, and i am sure this will be no different.
But there is something about you that is different from your brothers, and i will be wary.
You seem to get the job done, where as those before you couldn't. Something i witnessed first hand over in Swatland.
And speaking of your family, seems you have a few buddies around here you like to run around with.
Actually, seems to me almost every person around here is a member of one faction or another.
Thats fine, just means i have to watch my back even more then usual in this Invitational.
To be continued......
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Post by Soutter on Jun 2, 2007 9:13:52 GMT
[The scene opens up to show The Centre of Attention, Soutter, still in the ring in the empty arena.]
Soutter : OK, where were we?
Ohhh, thats right, i was standing here going down the list of the entrants in this thing, well .... change of plans.
Come with me.
[Soutter steps over the top rope, leaving the ring and makes his way outside to his blue Cadillac. He jumps in and takes off down the New Jersey Highway.]
Soutter : (while driving) Soooo .... things sure are heating up down here in Jersey. Activity for the invitational is red hot. What did i tell you guys .... people hear the Suit is going to be somewhere, and look what happens.
[Soutter turns down Rt. 35 Neptune NJ, pulls up at a red light, noticing a hot air balloon place, pauses, like he is thinking about it, then shakes his head no.]
Too much hot air in this town allready ... plus i don't trust those things, make me feel to conscious of my weight.
[Soutter continues driving.]
I'll tell you one thing though guys, i am really starting to get excited about this Invitational.
We got quite the group of superstars assembling, what with the allready existing HPWA talent in Syb, Tanner, Phoenix, Griffen, Power ... this Carpenter guy looks the goods to me, the poor soul could be anything with the right direction .... then we got Icon who is really impressing me, and Johnny Styles who seems to be finding himself.
Ohhhh .... and Sadler and Tyler.
[Soutter chuckles.]
Then on top of all that we got two bonifide superstars in Sweet Dick and RH3 coming to town. On that topic, didn't Sweet Dick let Bunglestein have it.
[Soutter chuckles again.]
Truer words have never been spoken. Looks like you might not be as washed up as all these people claim Hungle, but you sure don't seem to intimidate them as much as you used too ... i guess thats what happens to a bully ... everyone is terrified of him ... until they see the real him ... until they see that he is just like the rest of them ...then all of a sudden, he doesn't seem to have the same aura about him.
Then we got this "mystery superstar".
The great unknown.
Well pal, i know who you are.
I can pick your stuff a mile off.
Looks like Tanner can as well.
[Soutter laughs again.]
Speaking of Tanner, let me say this, no ... it doesn't eat me up inside at all you being the SWAT champ, if you ask me, you more then deserve it, and any other success you might get. As for our "Hardkore World" team. The team where i did all the work, and carried us the entire match, where you chimed in last minute and the other guy was unheard of, well ... of course if someone has to spend the whole match in the ring because he doesn't trust his partners abilities, then he is bound to absorb a bit of punishment along the way.
But that was then, this is now .... That was there, this is here!
Here in Jersey.
[Soutter pulls onto Lafayette St and Barrack St in Trenton. Notices a tour thingy and pulls into a car park. There are a group of people all huddled around, it looks like they are about to begin the tour, and Soutter goes up to join them.]
Tour guide lady : So ... before we get going, are there any questions?
Soutter : Yeah sure, i got a question, what is this place?
Tour guide lady : Its the "Walk this way" tour.
Soutter : Will Run DMC or Aerosmith be joining us somewhere along the way?
Tour guide lady : Ohhh ... ladies and gentleman, we have a comedian amongst our midst ... sir, excuse me for not humouring you, but you must understand that we hear that one around here a minimum six out of seven days of the week.
Soutter : You got a pretty big mouth for someone who is just about to enter the wilderness with me. Don't you know anything can happen out there? Haven't you seen the movies?
Tour guide lady : (looking a bit nervous) Look sir, i am sorry if you took my rib the wrong way, but we really need to be heading off.
Soutter : Not just yet, i got a couple more questions to ask. This tour, will it be taking us anywhere near the HPWA building?
Tour guide lady : No.
Soutter : What about the home of T.H.Power or Phoenix?
Tour guide lady : Come on now, everyone knows they live together at the HPWA HQ.
Soutter : Why does that not surprise me. So .. you obviously know a lot about them and the HPWA ... how are they perceived around here?
Tour guide lady : Look, we are very busy sir, we have a lot of people waiting to go on this tour, as for the HPWA, there are mixed thoughts on them around these parts, some people love them, some couldn't be happier to see the back of them.
Soutter : Business must really be picking up around here for you, with the big invitational, hell, they got athletes coming all the way from Japan, Australia (Soutter winks to the camera), England and from all over the states.
Tour guide lady : Now that you mention it, we are kind of busy (she motions to all of the people waiting to go on the tour)
Soutter : (oblivious to her hints) So ... you wouldn't of happened to see a creepy looking guy on your tours ducking into the bushes to cut himself going by the name of Messiah?
Tour guide lady : No.
Soutter : What about a man with his face painted and head shaved, exact same build and height as the previous man i mentioned going by the name of Pagan?
Tour guide lady : No.
Soutter : What about a man exact same height and build dressed like he is a millionaire and pretending to be all nonchalant and casual, like nothing in the world can bother him, while everyone knows the slightest thing is likely to make him flip out at the drop of a hat, calling himself Christian Sebastian Kennedy?
Tour guide lady : No .... do you have any more ways or names this man may be dressed or called?
Soutter : Boy ... do i. Where do you want me to stop?
[Tour guide lady looks to be getting very frustrated now, and Soutter starts laughing.]
Soutter : How about Lonewolf? Bloodice? Bloodice's evil brother, i forget his name, but he was very evil to be the evil brother of an allready evil man.
Tour guide lady : Enough! We are running late and have to get moving, you are more ten welcome to come along with us, and ask any more questions you may have along the way.
Soutter : And walk all that way? You got to be crazy, i think i'll try my luck in the canteen over there instead.
[Tour guide lady walks off in a huff, as Soutter heads towards the canteen.]
Soutter : Hmmmm ..... is that donuts i can smell?
[Soutter chuckles]
That "Mystery guy" really thinks he can put a donut on his Johnson and expect me to eat it, boy, he must have a small one if it fits through the whole, heck, maybe Hunglow can tell me how it tastes after i ram his head into it for the ten count just like Rally at New Years Eve!
[Scene fades with Soutter cackling on his way to the canteen.]
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