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Post by Soutter on Jun 2, 2007 8:53:12 GMT
[The scene opens up to show the 400 plus pound Soutter and his tubby secretary Sally at a golf driving range in Melbourne Australia. Soutter swings back.
Swoosh!
And lets one fly, then looks over to Sally who is getting another ball set up for him.]
Soutter : So, everything is set, I'm booked to go to the Pacific Coast?
Sally : Sure is boss, i got the whole trip organized for you!
Great, your the best Sally, thats what i pay you for!
[Swoosh!
Soutter spanks another golf ball, and Sally blushes a little]
I'll tell ya Sally, I'm really looking forward to getting into Pacific Coast, after this last week i've had, i NEED to get in the ring. I don't know what is going to happen when i step through them ropes, the way i am feeling now, i am capable of anything, to tell you the truth, i think i might be in need of some counseling. I just cant seem to get that turd out of my mind. Where ever i go, im smiling and shaking hands with everyone, wishing them well, while all i'm really thinking about, is throttling Hunglestein!
I can't blame you there, but if you want to win, you've got to forget about him, and worry abut your own career!
You think i don't know that! It sounds good, just put him out of my mind, but you don't understand, i am obsessed with him, he's all i think about, i want to hurt him, and hurt him bad!
Then maybe you do need some counseling. Although we all know them quacks dont help, they're favorite line is, same time next week, and while you are talking, they are thinking about how much they can push the bill up on you, and how they can position there secretary after you have left, trust me, i used to work for one!
Really, then how come we never ......... you know.
Please Mr Soutter, you know i adore you, and love working with you, but i am a married women, why do you think i left the quack in the first place?
Swoosh!
Soutter sends another golf ball flying.
Don't know why you left, we never talk about that stuff, and we aint got time now, the people want to hear about me, and my upcoming match, not you and your office romps!
Well, i wouldn't exactly call them offic...........
Talking about ME, remember!
Now, lets have a look at my opponents in this match.
Firstly Haven. You know Sally, he is one hell of a wrestler, the second best i have ever seen, pity for him, that he is coming up against THE best, he maybe 2nd best, but I'm the Centre of Attention, and second to none! Haven, you probably think i am going to go on and on about your failed push in IWA, ranting abut how i gave you every opportunity and you squandered them all. Well you'd be wrong, its true i gave you every chance, but you did nothing wrong, you were kicking ass, and well on your way to becoming World champ, but the guys in the back didn't like that, they saw your rise, and they cacked themselves, sitting around each and everyday badmouthing you to each other, till they all started to actually believe there own bullshit. They played there political games to keep you down, as they feared you taking there spot, its that simple to me. You will go far here in Ring Syndicate, but you wont have any excuses of that nature with me, as i dont get into that crap, I'd sooner just beat you to a pulp in the ring, and move on to the next victim!
[Shwoosh!
Soutter smashes another golf ball.]
And speaking of political games, that brings me to Phoenix!
Boy, i have heard the rumors, that you were trying to stop my push in the uCw, saying i hadn't been there long enough, and had to pay my dues! Well, i don't blame you for trying, but you should know who you are talking about before you speak. See, I am the Big Bad Bustling Bandit, the number ONE man in this business today, and have spent years paying my dues in this business! When i speak, people listen, when i join a fed, there credibility rises ten fold. Look at it this way, if NWA were to sign the Rock, would he be thrown straight into the main event, of course he would, but not if you were running things, ha, heck, you would have him jobbing on Xplosion! Listen up turkey! I don't go for all them games, i wrestle, and i win, its that simple! I joined uCw as a personal favor to Mr Reg Packer, he has given up his shares in that company, and so i am now working exclusively here in the Pacific Coast! Nothing personal to the new management, but i was wondering how i was going to be able to handle the work load of two feds when i signed up here, and Packer selling up made that decision a no brainer!
[Shwoosh!
Soutter releases another shot.]
And that brings me to Scot King. Scot, i know you well, but do you know what you are getting yourself into. You have just signed on the dotted line in the same fed as The Centre of Attention. You have no idea what awaits you, and after the match, you'll still be clueless, mainly due to being unconscious, but clueless none the less. Scot, i'll give you a little advice for this upcoming match, stay away from me, as far away as possible, I don't have anything against you, or any reason to hurt you, yet! But if you get in my way, i will run you over without a seconds thought or hesitation.
I am going into this match angry, very angry, and when i look at each of you three turkeys, there's only one face i am going to be seeing, and thats Hunglestien the turds, so god help you!
I am the number ONE man in this business, and its time to prove just that! I am going to make this region my personal playground, where i cement the legacy and name of Soutter as the greatest to ever step inside the ring, and i like it like that!
[Scene fades with Soutter clocking another golf ball.]
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Post by Soutter on Jun 2, 2007 8:53:39 GMT
[The scene opens up to show The Centre of Attention Soutter boarding a plane, he walks through into the first class section, and sits next to disgraced Australian cricketer Shane Warne.] Soutter : Hey Shane! You off to the states as well? Shane Warne : Yep, USA, here we come, a place where they wouldn't know me from a bar of soap, and right now, thats just the way i want it! I hear ya, you have copped a caning in the press the last few weeks over here, similar to what i have in store for Phoenix and them other two turkey's in my upcoming match! Seems every second day, there is a new women on the front page of the Sun claiming to off had sexual relations with you! Its unbelievable, we have wars and god knows what else going on in the world, and they put a few women on the front of the sun, claiming to off had sex with me! Its because you sell papers, that simple really, just like i sell out wrestling arena's. The people out there, they love to read about a good scandal! Hypocrites, the lot of them, they claim to love the good old fashioned Aussie Larrakin, so long as it doesn't effect there social standards with all this political correctness going around, Hypocrites i tell ya! Yes, its very politically uncorrect to run around the world sleeping with women, while your wife and kids are sitting at home, you are quite the victim in this Shane. [Shane lights up a cigarette, getting slightly upset.] Screw you tubby! She only married me because of who i am in the first place! Ok Shane, i dont care, take it easy, i couldn't give a toss if you banged every stewardess on this flight.
Like i was saying, i dont care. The only thing i care about, is this upcoming match of mine in he Pacific Coast!
Yeah, ok, i understand, sorry, i guess i got a bit paranoid there, so, tell me about this match of yours .......
Well, its an exhibition match, an exhibition of me having my way with three turkeys, Adam Haven, Scot King and Phoenix!
Never heard of them!
That doesn't surprise me, very small time players. Thought they could jump on a new region opening up, and try and establish themselves there from the get go, then saw that The Big Bad Bustling Bandit was allready competing there, and are now having second thoughts no doubt. Heck, only one of them has even promo'ed, the other two are that scared of me, that they dont even want to be seen on television, probably figure that if they dont upset me, i wont hurt them too bad, well they are wrong, dead wrong, they step in the ring with me, and they are putting themselves at my mercy, and lately, i don't have much of that to go around!
(perving at a stewardess reaching into a top cabin for a pillow)So, what have they all had to say?
Were you not listening to me Shane? I told you only one of them has had the guts to promo, if you could call it that. Babbling on some crap about the uCw and such. If only he knew what regard the uCw was held in in the wrestling world, there rep is only a shred above the TKOW's, and thats saying something! Its true i joined them, but that was only as a favor to my old bud Reginald Packer, then i got a bit carried away, and put him in the hospital, since he has sold the fed, so i bailed, and am now competing exclusively for Ring Syndicate Pacific Coast!
(watching the stewardess sashaying up the aisle and obviously not paying attention) : A huh.
I'll tell ya Shane, this is my time, i can really feel it, no longer will i be looked at as the great fed owner and wrestling genius that i am, but now i will finally also be recognized as the great champion that i am. I am a wrestler, first and foremost, everything else is secondary, and i take this business deadly serious, thats why i am the best, the number ONE man in the industry, come this exhibition match, i plan on making an example of these turkey's, and i got a big surprise for them, they wont know what hit 'em, and i like it like that!
[Scene fades with Shane calling the stewardess over and asking for a pillow from up above.]
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Post by Soutter on Jun 2, 2007 8:54:08 GMT
[The scene opens up to show Soutter jumping in his navy blue Cadillac, slamming the door shut, and burning down the highway, just after the Pacific Beach Blast. He looks angry.]
Soutter : Phoenix, i cant believe i just lost to a guy called Phoenix!
[Soutter bangs his fist on the dashboard.]
What a night, everything was going perfectly according to plan, Fierce and Stan came out right when they were meant to and the match was mine to win, and then some turkey wants to come down and ruin my plans, trying to make a big debut, and a name for himself.
[Soutter rips open a packet of potato chips that were sitting on the passenger seat and stuffs a handful into his mouth.]
Terrence Tyler they tell me his name is, well Terrence, well done, same goes to you Phoenix, well done!
Lap it up boys, enjoy it while you can, because victories over the Centre of Attention are very few and far between!
Tyler, its very easy to come out and attack someone on his debut, now he's got to prove he can do it in a match, good luck, maybe one day he'll make a name for himself, and get to face me at the top of the card, doubt it, but you never know!
And as for that Phoenix, i dont get it, how can HE, defeat ME?
The guy sits in a pit of some kind, and says absolutely nothing, he has no ring savy, the crowd dont react to him, and he lucks his way into a victory over me, DAMMITT!
[Soutter smashes the dashboard again.]
He should go and buy a lottery ticket that turkey, because luck is certainly running his way, how could everything just fall into place like that?
Lucky for him every little piss ant in this region wants to ride my dick to the top, and they are all gunning for me. I knew they were going to be coming for me, so did Stan and Fierce, thats why they came out when they did, but it all fell nicely into place for this Phoenix character, to nicely if you ask me, why, i would think he concocted the whole plan from the get go with this Tyler turkey, and that they were in cahoots, but that would take intelligence, and after seeing Phoenix's promo's this past week ............
[Soutter stuffs another fist full of chips into his mouth, crumbs falling everywhere.]
But i need to calm down, turn this negative into a positive, Phoenix can celebrate now, enjoy his big win, in the "Exhibition match".
Me, I'll just have to use this as motivation in this upcoming tourney, for the gold, when it counts!
Plus there was the fact that i wiped the mat with Haven, pinned his ass for the three count, that should of been the match right there, elimination my ass, don't like them matches, never have, i got the pinfall on Haven, while Phoenix was holding his Johnson on the outside.
Haven, man i love fighting that guy, and i look forward to many bloody battles with him here in the Pacific, just as soon as i get rid of the pretender Phoenix!
Phoenix.
[Soutter scoffs.]
This turkey thinks he can come into the Ring Syndicate and sprout a heap of crap about a minor league fed like uCw like it really means anything, when i am through with that guy he is going to wish he had of stayed in uCw.
Who the hell is he anyway, NO ONE!
And where is he going to be in 6 months time, who knows, maybe working nine to five, might even still be grasping at a place in the midcard around here, who really cares, i know where i will be, right here on top, headlining the fed, bringing in the crowds and the members who want to see and compete with the best!
[Soutter pulls up at a steakhouse an gets out of the car licking his chops.]
I don't know who my opponent is yet this week, and if i were a nice guy, i guess i might even feel a little sorry for them, to bad for them i am not a nice guy, im hungry, not for food, well, not only for food, i want success in the ring, in the baddest way, i can taste it, it is the Era of Soutter, and nothing can stand in my way, and i like it like that!
[Scene fades with Soutter making his way into the steakhouse.]
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Post by Soutter on Jun 2, 2007 8:54:39 GMT
[The scene opens up to show Soutter sitting in his office, he is watching the Exhibition Match from Pacific Beach Blast on the monitor, and he doesn't look happy. There is a vein sticking out of his temple, and another one looks like it is about to separate from his neck.]
[The replay of the match finishes, and Soutter tosses the remote across the room, as a voice comes over the intercom in his office.]
Mr Soutter, are you there? It's Sally here, the guys from Pacific Coast just arrived to film that vignette.
[Soutter leans over and pushes a button on the intercom.]
Have them wait just one moment, i'll be right with ya.
[The scene switches to the reception, where Soutter's secretary Sally can be heard telling the production crew to just take a seat, and that he will be right with them. A few of the guys in the crew moan a bit, then take there seats, and the shot switches back to Soutter, who is now in his bathroom washing his face.]
[Soutter dries the water of his face, and looks in the mirror, composing himself, he dabs at his forehead a couple more times, then takes a few long deep breathes, visibly trying to calm himself.]
[Soutter then looks up into the mirror again, and smiles, ready to go, he moves back into his office, and tells Sally over the intercom to send the guys in.]
[The crew quickly move into the office, and start setting up all the equipment, and in no time at all, Soutter is standing in front of a Ring Syndicate Banner, with the camera's about to roll.]
Production Guy : Action!
[Soutter looks into the camera and smiles, its a forced smile, and very unconvincing, but the best he can do.]
Congratulations Phoenix!
The better man on the night won, and that was you, i take my hat of to you!
This Friday, on Night of the Titans, lets see if you got what it takes to take down the Centre of Attention again, or if i can turn the tables and show the world what i am made of!
Perfect! Thats a rap guys, lets pack it up. Thanks for this big guy, i'm sure this will go great on the commercial.
[Soutter forces another fake smile to the production guy, this one worse than the one when filming.]
Any time pal, you know me, anything for the fed!
[Soutter shakes hands with all of the production guys as they leave his office, then shuts the door and immediately runs and grabs the waste paper bin sitting beside his desk and starts dry reaching into it.
ACK
AAAACK!!!!
Better man, ACK! I think im going to be sick!
Better man my ass!
[Soutter hurls the bin across the room, and papers go flying everywhere, drifting down to the floor.]
That turkey will never be a better man than me, and come Night of the Titans im going to prove just that!
I cant believe i actually lost a match to someone who was sprouting about fire and brimstone, dang! After this weeks show, he is going to be running around WWE arena's pestering Austin and RVD for autographs on a weekly basis, just like the other day!
[Soutter looks at the VCR, and the tape of the exhibition match is sticking out of it, he grabs it, and tosses it in the direction of the bin.
What a terrible night that was, at least i didn't miss my flight like that turkey Scot King, thats the luckiest thing that could of happened to him, if i were him, and thank god im not, i would jus........ actually, i cant even bring myself to think of what i would do if i were him, but wrestling certainly wouldn't be my first choice!
And Haven, whats his game plan, I can't figure him out, he is up to something, that much i know, but what is the question, i saw him on tv the other day, sitting right here in my very office, the place still stinks of smoke now that i think of it, im going to have to get Sally to do something about that, but then i hear him ranting on about how i am the boss of Pacific Coast, and how he came here to settle all these long forgotten scores. Weird, he knows im not the boss here, unless he was thinking of in the ring, everyone knows im the boss in there, but i doubt thats it, he is to wrapped up in himself to think of others of the boss there.
[Soutter looks out of the window pondering the thought.]
No, he is trying something, thats got to be it, he knows i busted my ass to get him to sign on at Australia, but instead choose to come here to Pacific, for the one specific reason to face me in the ring, don't know why anyone would want to do that, the guy is suicidal, but where's he going with this boss thing, ohh well, we will see in time i guess.
Enough about Haven anyway, he did challenge me to some sort of dog collar match, and it goes without saying that i accept, but for now, I've got to concentrate on Phoenix, he is this weeks opponent, and however much i don't like it, proved at the Pacific Beach Blast that he is not to be underestimated.
Phoenix......... he looks ok, i'll give him that, but he is lacking, lacking in style, lacking in charisma, and lacking in ......... well, it might be easier to make a list of what he isn't lacking in!
Come this Friday at Night of the Titans he is going to see just what a true Titan of the ring is, for its the Era of Soutter here in Pacific Coast, and I like it like that!
[Scene fades to ..................]
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Post by Soutter on Jun 2, 2007 8:55:30 GMT
[The scene opens up to show the Centre of Attention, Soutter sitting at a table outside the Cabrillo National Monument in San Diego, CA. The sun is bright, and Soutter is flicking through a newspaper and drinking a scotch.] [Soutter skulls down the last of his drink, and then looks at his watch, an annoyed look crossing his face, he orders another scotch, and then folds the paper up as a bespectacled man runs up to his table out of breathe.] Sorry I'm late Mr Soutter, i wont bother to make any excuses, I'm sure you dont want to hear it. Think nothing of it. I have nothing else to do all day apart from waiting around here for you! Yes, you are right, again, I'm sorry, if we could perhaps get straight to it then? I would hate to use up any more of your time. I'm ready to go, have been for over an hour! [The reporter looks a bit embarrassed, but marches on.] Great, firstly, last week, at the Pacific Beach Blast, you lost to Phoenix, what are you feelings on that? I'm fine with it. He got me once, it wont happen again, thats a fact! The word is that you underestimated him, would you s......... [interrupting] .... YES! I did underestimate him, are you happy! Calm down. I didn't realize it was such a touchy subject! Of course you didn't. You don't understand anything about this business. I am a proud man, and as a proud man, i take pride in my performances, and to loose to Phoenix, well, that is something i am not very proud of, in fact, it is actually quite embarrassing. The worst thing about it is that it could happen again this week on Night of the Titans. You seriously think Phoenix may beat you this week and go two up on you? You know it. I mean, why wouldn't i be worried, the man is friends with Stone Cold Steve Austin!
And RVD!
And Kane!
[The drinks arrive and Soutter takes a long sip of his scotch.]
Is he really friends with them guys, i had no id..........
[Soutter can't help it any longer and starts laughing like a mad man, spitting his drink out all over the couple on the next table.]
Right this down turkey!
Phoenix! Do you think because you are "friends" with them so called superstars that that is supposed to scare me? Or even impress me?
I think not! You got a lot to learn pal, and I'll be more than happy to teach you come this Friday!
RVD, Kane and Austin, give me a break, and you say they are meant to be your friends? Man, if your friends beat you up like that, then your going to think we are brothers or something after the beating i give you in our match!
Got It!
And if he thinks that having Tyler the Turkey in his corner is meant to mean anything to me, then again he is mistaken. Tyler wont be a factor, he is meeting my fellow Bandit "The Tank" Stan Wilson earlier in the night, and he will be struggling to walk after that match, let alone come down and interfere in mine!
Phoenix! I'm through with you, after this match, its the tourney for the Pacific Coast Heavyweight Championship, and hopefully The Enigma Adam Haven! That title will be mine, the KGB is set to tear through this region like has never been seen before, and i like it like that!
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Post by Soutter on Jun 2, 2007 8:56:16 GMT
[The scene opens up to show a man driving down an un named highway. He is in his mid thirties, wearing a suit, with the tie loosened at the neck, and keeps looking at his watch as the news is playing on the radio. The news finishes, and he turns up the radio.]
YO, YO, YO! This is DJ Kyle Callaghan, and your listening to Wrestle radio, 316 on your FM Dial. We're joined today by none other than the Big Bad Bustling Bandit, Soutter! How you going big guy!
I'm going great Kyle. Couldn't be happier!
Thats great to hear. Lets get down to business shall we, Pacific Coast, how's it going down there?
It's shaping up real well. We got a hell of a roster, legends like Stan, Fierce and myself of the KGB, we got Haven, a couple of guys i dont know to well, in Brutus and Bishop, and of course, the usual hacks you need to even out a fed in Phoenix, Terrence Tyler and Scot King!
Ha, cheap shot there!
Maybe, but it rings true. Them guys don't belong in our league, and they will learn this the hard way!
[The driver takes a right hand turn.]
We'll, last week, you defeated Phoenix h........
Correction Kyle. Easily defeated that should be!
Ohhh, sorry, well after you easily defeated Phoenix last week, now you got a tag team match coming up with you and Stan teaming up to represent the KGB against The Dogs of War, I'm really looking forward to that one!
"The Tank" Stan Wilson and "The Centre of Attention" Soutter, what a team! The KGB have never been this strong, and These Dogs of War will find that out first hand this week, interfering in my match last week, these guys will pay. They tainted my win, i demolished Phoenix, and these turkey's had to try and steal my spotlight. They want to make a name for themselves, but they picked the wrong guys to target. See, we are the KGB, the premier stable in the wrestling today, and we will be happy to prove just that at these Dogs of Wars expense!
[The driver takes a left.]
It should be a good match, ca............
It will be a slaughter, The Kross Global Bandits will make mince meat of these turkey's, much like i did Phoenix.
Phoenix, Mr Controversial hey! Man Kyle, i'll tell you, (sarcastically), could you believe it when he won the uCw UK title, and then returned to claim its replacement, the much coveted IC belt, i mean, WOW!
(chuckling) : Man, you are too much Soutter! Ha ha ha!
Too much for Phoenix, that was for sure, and too much for these Dogs of War. I was just about to call them Hellhounds wannabe's, but that would be an insult to the Hellhounds, and i would hate to insult Australia's top drawing stars!
[Driver pulls into his driveway and goes to turn off the car.]
Ok, thanks Soutter, always a pleasure having you on the show, you got time for a few callers before we wrap it up?
Why not!
[Driver turns of the engine, but leaves the radio on and leans back in his chair relaxing.]
Great, first caller is Tom, Tom, your on the air!
Hey Soutter you fat piece of crap! You couldn't beat Phoenix on your best day you dog!
[CLICK!]
[Soutter scoffs]
Listen kid, I'm sure your sitting there with your 12 year old friends giggling like a little girl, but i did beat Phoenix, and it was far from my best day, next caller!
Hey Suit! This is John from LA, can't wait to see you guys live at the Staples Centre, but i have noticed that your not booked in the tourney for the Pacific Heavyweight title, is this just an oversight, or ..........
It's no oversight John, its a slap in the face to The Centre of Attention. I dont know what Kincaid is up to, but let me tell you right now John, i am not happy about not being in that tourney, and heads are going to roll. That turkey needs to understand, people tune in to Pacific Coast to see one man, The Big Bad Bustling Bandit! Wrestlers come to Pacific for one reason, to have a shot at The Centre of Attention! That belt belongs to me, and it will be mine, tourney or no tourney!
Good call John, hang on the line and we'll hook you up with a prize, and unfortunately, we have to wrap it up there, thanks so much again for joining us Soutter.
Any time!
[Scene fades with the driver turning off the radio and getting out of his car.]
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Post by Soutter on Jun 2, 2007 8:57:16 GMT
The Scene opens to James and Soutter speaking in Fierce's 1963 Custom Corvette driving down Hollywood Blvd. Soutter who is obviously drunk hears Jamiraquoi on the radio, and turns it up. Soutter: Man, this is funky shit! So Fierce, looks like you got my sloppy seconds this week. Fierce: Sloppy seconds, nah Phoenix has spent more time on his back here of late its more like sloppy sixes or something, when in the hell are we going to be booked in a match worth our time? Soutter: Not for a long while for me, at least yours is a Title Tournament match up, that turkey Kincaid didn't even book me in the thing! Fierce: It's the same old story everywhere the Bandits go, the booker brings us in to elevate his lame ass talent, but when push comes to shove his talent can't mustard up shit. Soutter : Its an insult to me, "ME", The Centre of Attention, overlooked for the tourney, you are right, we are the reason people are tuning into this half assed region, and what do we get in return, a damn tag match with the Dogs of War, and Phoenix in the first round for you, what a joke! Fierce: You know what, screw that.... [Fierce slows down, as they drive past a hot blonde, obviously a pro, and Soutter and Fierce both stare out the window drooling.... Soutter spills his beer as Fierce quickly readjusts the car on the road.] Soutter: I sure would like to screw that! Fierce: Damn-it Soutter, you promised you would go and ruin my leather again... Soutter: Sorry pal, but your the one driving, keep it on the road, while I try and keep it in my pants. Fierce: Ah hell, don't worry about it, the IWA will be paying for this shit for years to come. Those bastards have some nerve using my name and my image to promote some c level athlete like Haven. Every God damn fed wants our image, too damn bad they couldn't afford the real damn thing Soutter: Yeah, I saw that on the TV and was very surprised. Looks like you might need to send them another memo! Fierce: Memo? No. Pipe bomb? Yes. [Soutter chuckles away.] Soutter: So, which corner was it we dropped Stan off at again? Fierce: Stan?  Damn I knew I forget something. Soutter: O well, he's a big boy, I’m sure he can take care of himself. So long as he manages to make it to the Staples Centre, I would hate to have all the fun of destroying the Dogs of War without him. Soutter: Dogs of War, normally I would try and make fun of someone’s name, but with a name like that, it’s not even required, its just right there! [Two male poodles are seen humping on the street corner.] Fierce: Speaking of dogs of war... Soutter: Ha, look at them mutts, what’s this town coming to! Fierce: It's California. Freaks and Fags, hell I feel like I am loosing my sanity each passing minute. Next time, we go to Cleveland or something. [Soutter throws his stubby of beer (bottle) at the humping dogs, and they scatter off down an alley.] Soutter: Run you mutts, but you'll be ours come Night of the Titans! [Pauses] Cleveland, boy would I love to go there! Fierce: You’re kidding right? I know I was... [Soutter opens another beer.] Soutter: The damage I could do to that town, and you know who. [Soutter drains almost the whole beer.] Fierce: But Hunglestien has that whole entire city infested with herpes, the clap and two other STD’s yet to be named. Soutter: GRRRRR, HUNGLESTIEN!!!!! Fierce: Easy fella, don't let that liquid courage get the best of ya. Besides Bobby has a restraining order on the bandits, and the prisons there are full of his Special "Friends". [Soutter throws the stubby right out the window, and it whizzes past a transvestite on the street.] Soutter: Sorry about that bud, but that freak looked just like him! Fierce: I thought it Kind of resembled Angel... Soutter: Ha! That’s where she got to! Fierce: ah, she was never the same after Stan tore that shit up. That bitch was as bad as, if not worse than any McMahon, the world revolved around her and her fake set. Soutter: She was never the same after we left her, just goes to show who the world really does revolve around! Soutter: KGB Baby! Fierce: KGB indeed... So I guess that means the IWA is due for one more show. Soutter : Well, no matter what depths the IWA falls to without us, they will never be as bad as that cess pool Phoenix likes to talk about like its the be all and end all, uCw, *cough* Fierce: UCW? Hmmm, have they paid you yet? [Pauses] Soutter: Paid me? They couldn't pay me enough! [They drive past two hot red heads, and Fierce pulls over to the curb.] James Fierce: Speaking of paying! Soutter: Jump in girls! Fierce: Ha, There all yours. [Fierce drives of with the two girls on the lap of Soutter who has a beer in one hand and the breast of a red head in the other] Soutter: Our hotel ladies, all night long, I like it like that! [Scene fades with a close up of the hookers' cleavage with Soutter’s hand massaging it!] |
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Post by Soutter on Jun 2, 2007 8:58:02 GMT
[The scene opens up to show THE Centre of Attention, Soutter, driving along the highway in his navy blue Cadillac with his Attorney Gavin Slater in the passenger seat.] Gavin Slater : Another car promo? Soutter : Hell Yeah! [They continue driving down the highway, and I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred comes on, Gavin reaches to switch the station, but Soutter quickly snaps his arm out, grabbing Gavin by the wrist.] No one, and i mean "no one" touches that radio but me Gavin. Got it? Yeah, sure, i got it, just please, let go of my wrist, your hurting me boss. [Soutter lets go.] Shit, sorry about that Gavin, i just don't know my own strength sometimes. Handy for a wrestler, not to handy for someone trying to screw with my radio. Yeah, i guess, but right Said FRED? Its groovy Gavin, plus, it is great to hear Vin Diesel cranking out the lyrics! VIN DIESEL? Yeah, Vin Diesel, you know, that bald actor from xXx and I'm sure he is in some other movies. He is an actor Soutter, not a singer. Ha, who said this was singing! Besides, have you seen these guys, I'm telling you, its Vin Diesel! Whatever, I'm obviously not going to win this one. Just like Terrence Tyler come Night of Titans! Ahhh, yes, well boss, I'm a bit concerned about this match. Concerned! I'll make mince meat of this turkey! Thats what I'm concerned about, last time you were given one of these preliminary warm up guys, well, we don't want any more of them law suits coming our way is all I'm saying. No, that we don't, but do not fear, i am a professional, ever time i go in the ring, i can end a mans career just like that! [Soutter snaps his fingers.] I know what i am doing in there, that last turkey was faking his injuries all along, as we proved in the case. Although if i see him again, he wont be needing to fake anything, wasting my time like that, if there's one thing i don't like, its people wasting my time, people like Terrence Tyler for example! [It starts to rain, and Soutter turns on the wipers.] Let me tell you Gavin, guys like him are all the same, they join up a fed, look for the biggest name around, and try and get ahead by testing themselves against the Top Dog, it happens all the time. Yeah, your right, even that new guy Legend just tried to do the same thing. Who? Legend, the guy who attacked you on Night of Titans before your match. Ohhh, him. That turkey crossed the line, and he will pay, no one, and i mean "no one" interrupts me while I'm eating, and that was one fluffy donut, he will pay, boy will he pay for that! Who do you think it is under the mask? I couldn't care less who it is, as soon as i finish up with Tyler, i'll send his punk ass to the back of the line where he belongs! Things seem to be going well for the KGB. You think so do you? Well, i disagree, things are traveling fair, but not well, first of all, Fierce was robbed of his victory over Phoenix and all because if Tyler, well now i get my chance to show him what happens when you mess with the Bandits, something all these other bird brains in the back should take notice of!
Sounds like one of us is hungry Gavin?
Come on, we both know that was you.
Lets not debate who or why, but only how to fix the problem.
[The shot shows a steak house up ahead, and Soutter smiles as he pulls into the car park.]
These steaks are going to go down quicker that the Dogs of War at the hands of the KGB, and i like it like that!
[Scene fades to ............]
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Post by Soutter on Jun 2, 2007 8:59:46 GMT
[The scene opens up to shot The Centre of Attention, Soutter, walking through a video store in Seattle. He is wearing a black and red track suit, with the KGB logo on the left breast.]
[Soutter stops at the children's section, and grabs Harry Potter, 1 & 2, and proceeds to the front counter.]
Soutter : I'd like to buy these two thanks.
[The girl at the counter is in her late teens, but is very attractive and quite developed. She is wearing a name badge that reads Amy. Amy looks at the movies and smiles.]
Amy : Ohhh, these are great, a present for your son?
Afraid not Amy, a bit of research actually
Research (looking a bit confused), are you a magician or something?
[Soutter chuckles.]
Wrong again pumpkin. I'm no magician, although people say when i move in the ring, its like Magic.
In the ring? What do you do?
Well Amy, I'm a wrestler, and my upcoming opponent Terrence Tyler, is a so called magician, so i thought i would do a little research on Magicians and check out these flicks.
A magician, wow!
Its a poor gimmick, destined for failure, now if he could get a pretty girl like you going to the ring with him as his valet, in the whole Magicians assistants gimmick, now that might help him out, but for me, i dont believe in Magic, i believe in these.
[Soutter holds his two clenched fists up]
They have got me to where i am today, and believe me, when Tyler feels the full brunt of them, he will think its some kind of magic, he will be seeing so many colors he will think i am the magician!
[There is a line starting to form behind Soutter, and although none of them have the guts to tell him to move it along, he senses a bit of tension when he notices them.]
[Soutter hands Amy a $50]
Thanks for the tapes, pumpkin!
[Amy shudders a moment, then hits Soutter with a fake smile, wishing him well on his day as the next customer moves up. Soutter walks out the store and starts moving down the street.]
Bloody cock tease, she ought to watch what she is wearing, looked more like a stripper to me than a video store clerk.
But these should be fun.
[Soutter looks at the tapes in his hands.]
That turkey Tyler is going to have to be Harry Houdini to get himself out of this one!
[Soutter mumbling to himself]
And just what the hell is he going on about with this leaving federations crap when you loose? I have never done that in my life. Lord knows i have lost my fair share of matches, no one can win them all, not even The Big Bad Bustling Bandit, including here in Pacific when that Turkey Phoenix got the cheap win over me, but did i leave crying, hell no, i stayed and kicked that Turkey's ass, one on one the very next week, avenging my loss like a man!
Come to think of it, the only reason i lost that match was because of that little Piss Ant Tyler, now that was some sort of Magic Trick, but as the saying goes ;
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on me!
That Harry Potter wannabe may of cost me once before, but that was when i wasn't expecting him, he wasn't even in the match, but now its different, now its me and Potter, mano a mano, and there is no magic trick in the world that will help him now!
[Soutter spots a donut shop on the shopping strip, and detours in there as the scene fades to .........]
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Post by Soutter on Jun 2, 2007 9:00:18 GMT
[The scene opens to show Soutter and his Secretary Sally walking through an airport in Tokyo, Japan.]
Soutter : Here we are Sally, Japan, thanks a lot for coming here with me, when did you learn to speak Japanese anyway?
Sally : Well, now that you ask, i learnt it back when i was in college.
Yeah, thats great Sally, now, how do we find where to pick up the luggage?
Well, my Japanese isn't that great, i can speak it fine, but as for reading, well, thats a different story.
Well then, lets just do what everyone else does, and follow the crowd.
So, your getting in the ring with the Hellhounds again, you ready for them boss, them guys are savages dont forget!
The Hellhounds, ha, I've beaten them before, with Reeve as my partner back in the old UWA, now with Fierce along with me, i dont see it being any different.
Boy that Jonnie Valentine irritates me, i really hope you's fix him and the Hellhounds up!
Irritating covers it allright, but i must give him his dues, he is one funny man!
And lucky, i wish i could get to see Matt Boone's mothers spread!
Funny? The guy is a sexist pig!
Your right again Sally, there is only one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig.
And that is?
A women who wont do what she's told! Zing!
(sarcastically) Ohh, really funny!
[Soutter and Sally keep walking with the crowd, and low and behold, they come up to the luggage collection.]
Take a seat Sally, i'll go collect the bags.
Thanks, don't mind if i do, thats was one hell of a flight.
[Scene shows Soutter walking off to get the bags, then zooms in on Sally, sitting on a bench next to two old dears.]
1st Lady (talking to her friend): God that was a long flight, i hate sitting in them planes for that long, it makes my bottom fall asleep.
2nd Lady : Yes, i could tell.
1st Lady : You could tell, how?
2nd Lady : I heard it snoring!
[Sally starts laughing at the two old ladies, and they both give her a look for evesdropping, and she takes off, heading back over to Soutter, who has their bags.]
Good timing, i was just about to come looking for you. So, you know anything about our other opponents, the German rap boys?
Only that they sing about as well as they wrestle, which isn't saying much.
Turkey's could of at least picked some good singers to emulate, rap, give me a break, where's Curt Hennig when we need him!
May he rest in peace! Whats with these kids, Outcast!
(Sally Scoffs)
Thats fitting, the guy has been cast out of the whole wrestling community, being forced to compete in that third rate German region!
You go girl!
Bah, them guys aren't worth my breathe, and they certainly dont belong in the ring with the likes of the KGB and the Hellhounds!
Ain't that the truth!
They aren't a factor, never were, never will be.
And as for Jonnie and the Hellhounds, he can try and scare them pseudo rappers off with that cripple Dr Death and his stories, but it dont work on the Bandits!
Like i said earlier, i allready beat them once, and now with Fierce in my corner, them freaks will be on the receiving end for a change!
[Sally looks into a mirror as they are walking out of the airport, she frowns, then looks around at all the Japanese women walking around.]
Will you look at all these Japanese girls, they are all so thin, and then look at me, god, I'm so fat and ugly, you know, you used to give me compliments all the time before, how about boosting a girls confidence boss, i could really use a compliment about now.
Well, ummmmm.......... you got great eye sight!
[Sally gives Soutter a look, and starts walking off on him.]
Women! You can't win!
But thankfully, come Genesis, the Bandits aren't versing any women, well, unless the German rappers count as women, but i digress, come Genesis, the Bandits will prevail, and bring the World Tag Team titles home to the Eastern Coast, and i like it like that!
[Scene fades too .........]
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Post by Soutter on Jun 2, 2007 9:01:06 GMT
[The scene opens up to show The Centre of Attention, Soutter, and his attorney, Gavin Slater, walking through the corridor of an airport.]
So, what a long week, man, we've clocked up more frequent flyer miles this week than Hardkore Jonnie Valentine.
Yes, i was going to talk to you about that, if i new we would be doing this much travel, i never would of agreed to accompany you on this trip.
What can i say Gavin. I'm a busy man, first we jet to Tasmania to teach Sam Piltdown a lesson, then i go referee a match in the East Coast, and now here we are in Germany, for a quick exhibition match against some unknown rookie, and then its back to the East Coast.
Some lesson you taught Piltdown, he put you on your ass boss!
[Soutter waves it off]
A minor technicality, where is he now, wrestling his bad karma dojo partner Nick Cairo, and where am i? I'll tell ya where i am, wrestling at the to of the card in good old Ring Syndicate East Coast, with my very own mystery partner, plus, i get to come down here to Germany, for a nice little tune up match with this Stevens kid.
[Some guy runs into the shot, a tap in his hand, handing it to Soutter.]
Sorry to interrupt you Mr Soutter, but i heard you were coming in on this flight, and your opponent, Jason Stevens asked me to give this to you.
[Soutter takes the tap from the dude and looks it up and down.]
A tap?
Yeah, he said it would show you how to do a promo.
[The guy walks out of the shot.]
A promo tap? Weird, but that Stevens is a drip, maybe i'll show all about what a tap is, and make him tap out to the Souttermission!
Maybe he meant to send you a tape, and got mixed up?
Yeah, maybe, that guy is mixed up, kept calling me old and comparing himself to the Rock when i watched his promo on the plane. Bloody turkey, me old, I'm thirty years old and in my prime, but forget him and them German punks, only reason i signed on for this tour, was so i could get a free trip to Amsterdam, and thats why i brought you here with me Gavin, keep me out of any legal troubles in Amsterdam!
Umm, sorry to tell you this boss, but Amsterdam isn't in Germany, its in The Netherlands, and even if it was, there is no way you could get in any legal trouble there, everything is legal.
Your shitting me! So we are stuck here in Germany, and we cant even go to Amsterdam?
Nope, but it looks like you could use my services anyway, seems we might have a bit of a stalking problem on our hands, that damn East Coast owner keeps following you all over the world!
Yeah, i noticed that, don't worry about him, i got a special plan for that guy, he will find out that no one crosses the Big Bad Bustling Bandit, booking me as his special referee, damn it, i am a wrestler, THE NUMBER ONE WRESTLER IN THE WORLD TODAY! Not a bloody referee!
I got more important things to worry about than him, like the KGB, Fierce and Stan are both gone, and i am in a stable without any members, or at least thats what everyone would hope for, but not now, not anymore, see, this coming Overdrive Gavin, i got me a new partner, a partner that will shock the world, Bishop and Styles wont have a clue what hit them, and i like it like that!
[Scene fades to ..........]
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Post by Soutter on Jun 2, 2007 9:01:55 GMT
[The scene opens up to show Soutter and his attorney Gavin Slater standing beside the first hole on a golf course, both men wearing them funny golf clothes they wear. There is three other men off to the side of them all standing around talking, then one of them calls out to Soutter and Gavin.]
First Man : If you two want to jump in front of us here, go for it, we're just waiting on our 4th.
Soutter : Nah, your right, we're waiting on someone as well.
[The man nods and goes back to talking with his friends.]
First Man : So guys, did i tell you about my son, he has been doing so well lately, he's got his own car dealership now, and is doing so well, he gave his best friend a brand new car.
Second Man : Yeah, my son is doing real well as well, he is now a stock broker, and is on such a good wicket, he gave his best friend a whole port folio!
Third Man : Thats nothing guys, my son is moving right up at the real estate agent, even bought his best friend a brand new house!!!
[Just then the 4th guy walks up, looking a lot like an older Bishop, possibly his father.]
First Guy : Hey Lenny, great timing, we have been waiting for you, say, hows your son doing?
[The first guy smirks to the other two men.]
Lenny : Ohhh, i don't know, he told me he wanted to be a wrestler, but i have heard he is actually working as a gay pole dancer in some fruity club, its an embarrassment ..
[The other three men are all holding back grins]
Lenny : Yeah, like i said, its an embarrassment, but he seems to be doing well, three of his clients have bought him a new car, a stock port folio and even a new house!
[The other three all look at each other, their grins disappearing instantly.]
Lenny : O well, what can ya do? Lets play!
[Lenny puts his tee down and grabs his club as the shot moves back to Soutter and Gavin.]
Soutter : So, you looked into my contract with The East Coast?
Gavin Slater : Yep, its rock solid.
Soutter : Great, don't know what that Turkey Terrence Tyler is on about, calling for me to be fired, and HIM to get all my money, that i haven't proved myself and that only he and Bishop should be on them dollars. We'll see come Overdrive who has proved themselves, when i tear Bishop and Styles apart single handedly, just like i did to him in that squash match we had a couple of months ago.
[Soutter looks into the camera.]
Remember that Tyler? When i beat your ass from one side of the ring to the other? Thought so!
Gavin Slater : Forget him boss, your back on track after that exhibition match over in Germany, now we got to get focused on Bishop and Styles.
Soutter : Ohhh, don't worry, i'm focused. I got an ace up my sleeve in this one, them turkey's don't have a clue who my partner is, not that i need him you know, cause i plan on ripping both of them to shreds, but it will be fun to see there faces when he comes out.
Gavin Slater : So, what do you know about your opponents?
Soutter : Well, one of them is the champ, and not to be taken lightly, he is the one we need to weaken up so i can put the weak link Styles away.
Gavin Slater : Weak link?
Soutter : Yes ..
[Soutter looking into the camera again]
Johnny Styles, YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK!!!
Listen to me Styles, you didn't loose to Tyler because of some grease spot, you didn't loose because it was Powers fault, you lost for one reason, you just aren't good enough to get the job done, surely we all know its not because of how great a wrestler Tyler is, because, well, he's not that great, so it just points to your own ineptitude, and you making excuses and blaming other people, frankly, just reeks of weakness, i weakness i plan on exploiting.
You see Styles, and this goes for you as well Bishop.
You two aren't stepping in the ring for a normal match. Ohhh No!
Your stepping in there with The Centre of Attention, The Big Bad Bustling Bandit, The number ONE man in this industry today!
When you get in the ring with me, all of a sudden, people start talking about you, you get noticed, which can only be good thing for your career, but there is a down side, and that down side in getting noticed, is that you get the absolute living suitcase beaten out of you!
Gavin Slater : You kno.........
Soutter : (cutting him off) Hang on Gavin, i'm not finished!
Styles, you say you would consider throwing the match? For a price?
There it is again, your weak, you have no drive, no heart, NO BALLS!
Well, i don't care much for weaklings, and if you were just trying to get on my good side by wanting to lay down for me, forget it, don't get me wrong, you will be laying down for the three count, but it will be anything but voluntarily.
Gavin Slater : Great, like i was trying to say, Bishop was proclaiming how he has nothing against you, and how much he respects you .........
Soutter : He may have nothing against me right now, but he will, hahahah!!!!
Just as soon as i take his gold.
He can sit there claiming all the respect for me he likes, meanwhile, I'll be the East Coast champ, and i like it like that!
Gavin Slater : Hey, here comes your mystery tag partner.
[Scene fades with a silhouette of a shot of a man walking towards them, unfortunately, you just cant see his face.]
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Post by Soutter on Jun 2, 2007 9:06:35 GMT
[The scene opens up to show Soutter and his attorney Gavin Slater standing beside the first hole on a golf course, both men wearing them funny golf clothes they wear. There is three other men off to the side of them all standing around talking, then one of them calls out to Soutter and Gavin.]
First Man : If you two want to jump in front of us here, go for it, we're just waiting on our 4th.
Soutter : Nah, your right, we're waiting on someone as well.
[The man nods and goes back to talking with his friends.]
First Man : So guys, did i tell you about my son, he has been doing so well lately, he's got his own car dealership now, and is doing so well, he gave his best friend a brand new car.
Second Man : Yeah, my son is doing real well as well, he is now a stock broker, and is on such a good wicket, he gave his best friend a whole port folio!
Third Man : Thats nothing guys, my son is moving right up at the real estate agent, even bought his best friend a brand new house!!!
[Just then the 4th guy walks up, looking a lot like an older Bishop, possibly his father.]
First Guy : Hey Lenny, great timing, we have been waiting for you, say, hows your son doing?
[The first guy smirks to the other two men.]
Lenny : Ohhh, i don't know, he told me he wanted to be a wrestler, but i have heard he is actually working as a gay pole dancer in some fruity club, its an embarrassment ..
[The other three men are all holding back grins]
Lenny : Yeah, like i said, its an embarrassment, but he seems to be doing well, three of his clients have bought him a new car, a stock port folio and even a new house!
[The other three all look at each other, their grins disappearing instantly.]
Lenny : O well, what can ya do? Lets play!
[Lenny puts his tee down and grabs his club as the shot moves back to Soutter and Gavin.]
Soutter : So, you looked into my contract with The East Coast?
Gavin Slater : Yep, its rock solid.
Soutter : Great, don't know what that Turkey Terrence Tyler is on about, calling for me to be fired, and HIM to get all my money, that i haven't proved myself and that only he and Bishop should be on them dollars. We'll see come Overdrive who has proved themselves, when i tear Bishop and Styles apart single handedly, just like i did to him in that squash match we had a couple of months ago.
[Soutter looks into the camera.]
Remember that Tyler? When i beat your ass from one side of the ring to the other? Thought so!
Gavin Slater : Forget him boss, your back on track after that exhibition match over in Germany, now we got to get focused on Bishop and Styles.
Soutter : Ohhh, don't worry, i'm focused. I got an ace up my sleeve in this one, them turkey's don't have a clue who my partner is, not that i need him you know, cause i plan on ripping both of them to shreds, but it will be fun to see there faces when he comes out.
Gavin Slater : So, what do you know about your opponents?
Soutter : Well, one of them is the champ, and not to be taken lightly, he is the one we need to weaken up so i can put the weak link Styles away.
Gavin Slater : Weak link?
Soutter : Yes ..
[Soutter looking into the camera again]
Johnny Styles, YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK!!!
Listen to me Styles, you didn't loose to Tyler because of some grease spot, you didn't loose because it was Powers fault, you lost for one reason, you just aren't good enough to get the job done, surely we all know its not because of how great a wrestler Tyler is, because, well, he's not that great, so it just points to your own ineptitude, and you making excuses and blaming other people, frankly, just reeks of weakness, i weakness i plan on exploiting.
You see Styles, and this goes for you as well Bishop.
You two aren't stepping in the ring for a normal match. Ohhh No!
Your stepping in there with The Centre of Attention, The Big Bad Bustling Bandit, The number ONE man in this industry today!
When you get in the ring with me, all of a sudden, people start talking about you, you get noticed, which can only be good thing for your career, but there is a down side, and that down side in getting noticed, is that you get the absolute living suitcase beaten out of you!
Gavin Slater : You kno.........
Soutter : (cutting him off) Hang on Gavin, i'm not finished!
Styles, you say you would consider throwing the match? For a price?
There it is again, your weak, you have no drive, no heart, NO BALLS!
Well, i don't care much for weaklings, and if you were just trying to get on my good side by wanting to lay down for me, forget it, don't get me wrong, you will be laying down for the three count, but it will be anything but voluntarily.
Gavin Slater : Great, like i was trying to say, Bishop was proclaiming how he has nothing against you, and how much he respects you .........
Soutter : He may have nothing against me right now, but he will, hahahah!!!!
Just as soon as i take his gold.
He can sit there claiming all the respect for me he likes, meanwhile, I'll be the East Coast champ, and i like it like that!
Gavin Slater : Hey, here comes your mystery tag partner.
[Scene fades with a silhouette of a shot of a man walking towards them, unfortunately, you just cant see his face.]
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Post by Soutter on Jun 2, 2007 9:07:10 GMT
[The scene opens up to show a young boy, possibly nine or ten years old watching television, when his mother comes in carrying a magazine. She hands him the magazine saying it is a late gift just arrived from his uncle oversea's. The boy smiles happily, knowing his favourite uncle has come through for him, and greedily takes the magazine from his mother, wondering what her problem is as she walks off in a little huff, i mean, his uncle gave it to him, not her, why should he have to thank her for something someone else gave him?]
[The shot then zooms in on the magazine, and we see it is the Christmas special edition Ring Syndicate magazine, with a huge picture of Soutter on the front dressed in a Santa costume.]
[The boy flicks the pages ever so carefully, seeing an article on the new upcoming Japan show, with the title, coming to you before next Christmas.]
[There is also an article on the quickly rising East Coast region, and how its new group of rookie's could be tomorrow's stars.]
[The boy flicks again, and finds a photo shoot of Domino, the valet of Australia's Dan Stein.]
[The boy lingers a little of the photo's of Domino, then flips to the next page, where we see some letters sent in by the fans, some questioning if Jake Cannon is headed to Ring Syndicate, and if so, which region will he turn up in, others questioning whether there is some world record that Cobryn is trying to break for the amount of other people's promo's one man can feature in, a letter questioning whether or not there is a real life love affair going on between Tamara Sanchez and Rally Jackson and there is a very flattering letter on the Australian Heavyweight Champion Adrian Tanner Jr, (name and address of the sender of that letter surprisingly not given.)]
[The boy runs to the fridge and grabs a can of coke, then plonks himself back down on the couch finding his page again, then flipping to the cover story / interview with Soutter, this page has a picture of Soutter in the ring ramming both Bishop's and Adam Haven's heads together and the interview on the other side of the page, the boy begins reading.]
Ring Syndicate Magazine : Thank you for joining us Soutter, what a big year it has been, tell us, what can we expect from 2004?
2003 has been a huge year for both me from a business stand point with the formation and success of Ring Syndicate, in the next year, you can expect to see Ring Syndicate grow and flourish even more so, but my main focus for the upcoming year, is my active wrestling career, for too long i have neglected my own career, putting my business interests first, in the next year, expect to see a more active, more determined, and a more complete wrestler. I have all the tools, and this coming year, i am going taking it to the next level.
RS Mag : Well, i must say, that sounds very ominous for the competitors around here.
Say what you will, in the past i have focused far to much on running feds, instead of ruling them! You may say i have been very giving of myself in this business, but that stops, right here, and right now! From now on, its all about ME! Its all about The Centre of Attention! Its all about The Big Bad Bustling Bandit! Its all about winning! And its all about the gold!
I have always maintained that my personal wrestling career is my number one priority, but the truth of the matter is, is that that may not of been the case, but this will be my year, my time. Write this down turkey, 2004 is going down as the year of Soutter, and i like it like that!
RS Mag : Sounds great, and if i may, it looks like this Lethal Lottery at the One Wild Night PPV could be just the night for you to show everyone what you are made of.
Sure does, that lottery is as good as mine, and whoever comes out on top in the World Title match between Seven and the Sweet Mouth is in reality just keeping that belt warm for me!
RS Mag : What about this lottery, you have been teamed with Reijiro Higashikuni and will met the team of Bishop and Troy Bishop.
Just a formality, even with Hunglestein the Turd as my partner i should be able to cruise past them Bishops.
RS Mag : Well, lets talk about that, from what we have heard from you, you seem to be under the impression that RH3 and Reijiro are the same person, b...
One in the Same! I'd know that no talent piece of crap any where, i don't care what masks he puts on!
RS Mag : Well, as i was just about to say, both Reijiro and RH3 were spotted in the exact same place at the exact same time in Reijiro's first promo for the lottery, so, i ask you then, how can they be the same person, when both of them were spotted together?
You ask me that do you? You think you are pretty clever do you? You need to get up pretty early in the morning to get one past the Centre of Attention, but if you want me to spell it out for you then i will. Robert Hunglestein the Turd IS Reijiro, the man in the mask was just some no name turkey, probably his sister Gabriel, who i plan on destroying at the East Coast sponsored House show by the way. If you don't believe me, then you'll just have to pay for the ppv, where i will personally rip his mask of and show the world, right after we defeat the Bishops of course.
RS Mag : Don't worry, i'm buying it. He sure did give Hero a mouthful, and wasn't it fun to see that old footage of RH3 and Cobryn.
Its always fun to see Hunglestein the Turd running around doing Cobryn's errands for him. I can see why it irked him so much to see and hear Hero kissing Cobryn's ass, when that old footage shows that no one can fetch a phone book, or a phone, or a coffee or anything Cobryn wants them to for that matter the way that Hunglestein the Turd can.
RS Mag : Hero, he has to be one of the favs going into this lottery!
Hero? One of the favs? Are you crazy! You know what i saw him saying on tv the other day, that he would win, which is all well and good, we all think we will win, but he thinks he will win, because he sent us a Christmas Card with a picture of himself delivering some move he rarely uses, rarely uses as he rarely wins, on some un named jobber, again, as there is very limited footage of him actually using this move on anyone of note.
RS Mag : I thought it was very nice of him to send them out.
Yeah, nice, but its going to take more than that. Its going to take more than sprouting about how great Cobryn is and how bad my Reeve is for ten minutes to get the job done. He's stepping in there with the likes of myself, Rally Jackson and Kilroy Evans for gods sake!
[The kid reading the mag has a sip of his coke and continues reading.]
RS Mag : Moving on to the other competitors in the Lethal Lottery, Rally Jackson. He seems to be mighty upset with some of the suits in Ring Syndicate, something about them censoring him?
Mighty upset? That knob needs to grow up. There is only one SUIT here in Ring Syndicate worth a pinch of shit, and your talking to him right now. If he wants to bring his childish behaviour and little tantrums into this, he's more then welcome to, i'll be sure to have a box of Kleenex waiting for him in his locker room after he has lost.
RS Mag : And speaking of Rally, what about his tag team partner Kilroy Evans?
Kilroy Evans ........ You know what, i have always said that i have nothing but respect for Kilroy, that he is one of the greatest, and you don't hear this from myself very often, but it looks like i was wrong. Maybe i am wrong, and he is only a shell of the man he once was, but i don't think so. Ohhh No. What i think is that never even really had it. Kilroy, you and i meet not once, but twice this week. Two opportunities for me to show you for the over rated hack you are. you can turn up at the Turds house bumbling around all you like, talking about how its going to be you and Cobryn, well that Sweet Mouth has to beat Seven first, which may well happen, but ill be damned if its you that progresses to meet him and not myself.
[The boy flips over the page where the interview continues.]
[To be continued....]
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Post by Soutter on Jun 2, 2007 9:07:53 GMT
[The scene opens up to show the young boy from Soutter's previous promo reading the Christmas edition of the Ring Syndicate magazine. The boy looks enthraled as he is reading, but is distracted by the front door of his house shutting loudly, and his father walking in.]
Father (shouting) : Daddy's home! Whats for dinner?
[The boy quickly hides the magazine behind his back and his father walks straight past him to the kitchen, where the boys mother can be seen pulling out a frozen dinner from the freezer and tossing it towards him.]
Mother : There ya go. I hope you choke on it!
Father : What the hells your problem?
Mother : Like you don't know.
Father : For christs sake!
Mother (storming out of the house ) : Ohhh, and some fruit called Pepe has been calling all day, at least 15 times, if you are going to insist on this lifestyle, at least have the decency to keep it away from our home, if it wasn't for the wrestling magazine your brother Frank sent over, little Jimmy might of been exposed to your perversions.
Father : Ring Syndicate magazine?
Mother : How would i know, something like that.
[The mother storms out of the house and the father walks into the living room confronting his son.]
Father : Hand it over!
Jimmy : Hand what over?
Father : Don't play wise with me! The wrestling magazine, you know your not allowed to watch that stuff, it makes you to hyperactive, now hand it over!
[The boy hesitantly pulls the magazine out from behind his back, and the father snatches it from him, whacking him over the head with it, then he heads upstairs leaving the son crying. The father then goes into his bathroom, locks the door and grabs a jar of Vaseline out.]
Father : Ohhhh yes, this has to be the one Pepe was telling me about with the centrefold of Rally Jackson!
[The father starts flipping through the pages getting frustrated not to find any naked pictures of Rally then there is some static and the shot changes to show the Centre of Attention Soutter sitting in his motel watching the promo's, he has a remote in his hand and is skimming through his partner for the lottery tag match Reijiro's first promo.]
Cobryn: Give me that phone I think I've found him.
(Robert tosses the phone to Cobryn, who catches it and starts dialling. )
Soutter (watching the tv) : Yeah, fetch that phone for him bitch!
[Back to the tv.]
Cobryn: Call him up...
(Robert dials up Jerry Youngbulls. )
Yeah, thats it, call him up like you were told to Turkey!
[Back to the tv.]
Cobryn: Give me that phone...
Robert: Here take it.
Here take it! Right away, whatever you say all mighty Cobryn! You worthless sake of shit, why on earth would you want to call Hero out for kissing Cobryn's ass, when its you who pulls out a promo that is almost a year old, just so you can show everyone all over again how good you are at carrying out his orders?
[Soutter looks into the camera.]
And while i'm talking about Hunglestein the Turd, don't you worry about my business in Australia, it doesn't concern you, and never will. See, over there, we do things one way, and thats MY WAY! Your little friends don't like it, they know where the door is!
[Soutter reaches over to the phone, putting it on speaker and dialling up his secretary in Australia Sally.]
Ring Syndicate Australia, Sally speaking, may i help you?
I sure as hell hope so! Happy Christmas!
Happy Christmas to you to boss, hows everything over in Canada?
Just starting to get moving down here, not long to go now, thats why i have called ya, got a few errands for you to run. I would of called Hunglestein seeing as though he likes to do them so much for Cobryn, but this calls for your special touch.
Great, first, i have some big news for ya, your not going to believe this!
Ohhh, let me guess, the Japan show went up?
Ummm, no, not yet.
Yeah, what was i thinking, anyway, thats not important, get a pen out, i want you to take down a letter for me.
Dear Bishop,
I have heard you have been getting some fan mail, and thought i would send you a little letter myself.
This is the second time in as many weeks i will of beaten you, but fear not, cause after this lottery, all that remains between us is for me to take your East Coast title, and then everything will be smooth sailing for you again, and you will be able to move ahead in your career without having to deal with the Big Bad Bustling Bandit!
So keep your chin up, loosing your title may seem like the end of the world to you at the moment, but you just aren't looking at this in the right way, once i have beaten you for a third and final time, and taken your title, you will be able to move back to the midcard, establishing yourself and then maybe, just maybe one day you will be able to step up to my level and meet me again, once you are truly ready.
So you see Bishop, i am really doing you a favor, these beatings all have a purpose, you are a weak champion, a champion the East Coast was forced into naming after my personal whipping boy Phoenix jumped ship on our rising region, thats why i have been helping you, like in your title match with Haven, you just couldn't carry the show the way a true champion should, thats why i was forced to referee that match, to try and give you the rub of me without having your credibility totally crushed. Its not your fault, your just not ready, and incapable of carrying a fed the way a bonafide superstar like The Centre of Attention can.
Take my advice, and heed it well, learn from these losses, and then maybe one day we can make some money together, till then, stay away from imposters like your partner Troy Bishop, i know you didn't choose to tag with him, and who can blame you for feeling like you were stuck with the runt of the litter, use this match as a learning curve, because after all, your stepping in the ring with one of the greatest superstars going around, and although i don't like to admit it, my partner isn't to shabby himself, is he as great as he likes to think he is, HELL NO! But he sure ain't as inept as the incompetent green horn you have been stuck with.
Yours sincerely
The Future East Coast Heavyweight Champion!
Got it. Now about this news.
Hang on, be sure and spill some sauce or something on it as well, just to make sure he thinks i took the time to write it for him myself, might brighten up his day knowing i took the time out of my busy schedule to personally write him this letter.
Slop some sauce on it, got it.
Perfect, now there's a couple of other things i want you to do as well. First, Hunglestein, there seems to be some friction with him and his pig of a wife, lets see if we cant have some fun with that.
First, i want you to write another letter, addressed to him, but delivered to his home address, and leave it open, hopefully his wife can then get it while he is over in Canada, and if it is already open, she wont be opening up his personal mail now will she. Put some perfume and lipstick on there, telling him how unhappy you are working for me, and how you could make him happy in so many ways, making some mention to something that may of occurred to you to before, if he would just let you come and work for him, just put it in your own words, some of that girly lovey romantic shit, something about how last time when you talked how unhappy he was with his wife, and how you enjoyed taking his mind off her and all that sort of shit.
Ummm.... ok.
Thats the way, your the best, thats why i hooked you up with that big Christmas bonus. Now, thirdly, i want you to have another package delivered there, this one addressed to Jennifer herself, five dozen roses attached with a big picture of Rally Jackson from the XXX Ring Syndicate magazine, lets let her get a good look at that big black cock of Rally's, and show her exactly what she is missing out on.
Ohhh, your terrible, ok, 5 dozen roses with a pic of Rally big black cock attached, got it, now can i tell you this big new?
Sure.
Well, don't get your hopes up, i don't know if they got this over in Canada, but Macca's have brought back the Double Cheeseburger here in Australia.
THE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER, HOLY SHIT, WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?
I've been trying to the whole con...........
[The phone cuts out with Soutter hanging up on Sally and the scene fades with him grabbing his wallet and running out of his motel room, presumably straight to the closest Macca's!]
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Damn I knew I forget something.