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Post by Packer on May 22, 2004 1:29:12 GMT
OCW champ Sadler defends against the top contender...Soutter!!!
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Post by Packer on May 22, 2004 1:34:38 GMT
Originally posted by Soutter..it was moved to this thread.
[The scene opens up to show Soutter walking through the hallway just after D - Day in Detroit, he is steaming hot and walks right towards the camera, grabbing it in a near choke hold.]
Soutter : (spittle flying in his tirade) PACKER!!!
What the hell was that!
What sort of game do you think you are playing with me here!
Making that trap door to small for a man of my girth to fit through!
You got to have rocks in your head pal!
I ought to sue your ass!
Discrimination!
Thats what it is!
DISCRIMINATION!
[Soutter pushes the cameraman and thus the camera up against the wall.]
AND SADLER!
Don't think i have forgotten about you either pal. I ought to sue you as well.
For theft, cause you are right now in possession of my property!
Enjoy it while you can turkey, but come June 10th, that belt is mine.
Thats right punk, i'll bet you and Packer thought you were real clever coming up with the trap door crap, but looks like you outsmarted yourselves, because i am still here. I don't quit and leave a fed after one loss.
And ......
I am the number one contender, and that means i own you Sadler. There is no way around it, no escape, your mine, plain and simple, anyway you look at it.
I just put on one of the most dominant displays ever witnessed in this industry, and it was nothing compared to what i have in mind for you Sadler!
Get the camera out pal, and take all the photo's you can of you and my belt, because you wont be having it much longer, your days are numbered and you only just got the thing.
It doesn't sit well with me Sadler that you will go down in history as the first ever OCW Heavyweight Champ, but rest assured, once the gold is where it belongs, with the Big Bad Bustling Bandit, that this company will be able to go to new heights with a champion that they can build around, and we can put the joke that is David Sadler behind us.
[Soutter lets go of the camera and power walks out the door.]
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Post by Soutter on May 26, 2004 15:00:43 GMT
[The scene opens up to show a man in his mid to early thirties driving down an un named highway, he has a brown goatie beard, is wearing a Outlaw Wrestling t-shirt, and eating a packet of chips which is on the passenger seat beside him. He looks at the time and smiles, then turns up the radio.
Kyle Callaghan : YO, YO, YO!!! This is DJ Kyle Callaghan, and your tuned into Wrestle Radio, 316 on your FM dial, and now is the time i have been waiting for, we've been telling you he was going to be with us all night folks, and here he is, The Centre of Attention, The Big Bad Bustling Bandit, SOUTTER!!!
Soutter : Thanks Kyle, you trying to get a ring announcing gig or something?
Kyle Callaghan : Yeah, I've been working on the into's, heh, B.G. James i aint, but i think i could carry my own, (Road dog imitation) You didn't know!
Soutter : Promise me something Kyle
Kyle Callaghan : Sure, you name it.
Soutter : Never do that again!
Kyle Callaghan : Ohh, come on Suit, (again in Road dog imitation) Your ass better call somebody
<CLICK>
Kyle Callaghan :Soutter? ..... Hello, are you there Suit?
......
Kyle Callaghan : Ummm, we seem to of lost Soutter folks, must be a technical glitch, we'll be right back after this short break, hopefully with this little glitch under control.
<Commercial for Outlaw Championship Wrestling, followed by a commercial for Penis Enlargement, Viagra, and then a commercial with someone claiming to be from a remote war torn country wanting to place millions of dollars into your bank account, if you would just email him with "all" of your banking details>
Kyle Callaghan : And we are back folks, once again with the number ONE man in the wrestling industry, SOUTTER!
Soutter : Glad to be back Kyle, don't know what could of happened there, but its good to back on the air.
Kyle Callaghan : Its great to have you back with us, now, before i loose my mind and break out in a rendition of "With my baby tonight", lets get into it, firstly, OCW, why?
Soutter : Why? Why not. You know, a few months back, i was through with this business, burned out, a bitter and frustrated man, but then my old friend Reg Packer calls me up telling me he is opening up this place, so i figure hell, why not.
Kyle Callaghan : And then ...
Soutter : And then he goes and screws me over! I don't like to beat a dead horse Kyle, and i am the last man to scream screw job after every loss, but facts are facts, and the facts are, he called me down here, promised me the world, said he had this great match set up that i couldn't lose, then goes and makes the trap door to small for me to fit through, big mistake Reg! BIG MISTAKE!
Kyle Callaghan : Seems like that wasn't his only mistake, because in screwing you, he also screwed himself, and his lackey Sadler in making you the number one contender.
Soutter : He didn't make me the number one contender, I made me the number one contender, i steamrolled through every single so called man in that cage, had my way with each and every one of them... No .. he didn't make me the number one contender, after my performance, there was no other option there for him.
Kyle Callaghan : And what about your opponent, Sadler, he seems to of gone into hiding or something ...
Soutter : Can you blame him? If you had just won yourself a world title wouldn't you be over the moon? Wouldn't you be running around telling the world? Of course you would, anyone would, unless ....
Kyle Callaghan : Unless ...
Soutter : Unless they had to meet The Big Bad Bustling Bandit in there very first defense. Unless they knew they were about to lose the title, after just getting there hands on it.
Kyle Callaghan: Good point Suit.
Soutter : But don't worry Sadler, see, once i defeat you for "my" title, and defeat you i will. Well, i'm going to request that you get a rematch, no, actually, im going to insist that you do. And i have a fair idea that that request will come to fruition, see, normally when there is a new champ, as i will be, they set him up against one of the lower guys in his first defence, someone to make him look good and put him over as champion, someone who has no hope of beating him, someone like you wish you were facing instead of the likes of The Centre of Attention. Also, the former champion is entitled to a rematch, its in all championship contracts, stock standard stuff, and lucky for you Sadler, you will be falling into both categories, 1. No talent turkey without a hope in hell of beating the new champ, that being me, and 2. former champ wanting a rematch. The powers that be here in OCW will be able to kill two birds with one stone.
Kyle Callaghan : Sorry Suit, but i just cant hold it in any longer, i mean if this were a worthy opponent for you i would try to with hold a bit longer, but frankly, all this talk about Sadler, even "you" cant keep the fans interested in him for too long, so, here goes...... (Road dog impersonation again) Tag team champions of the Woooooooorld!
<CLICK>
Kyle Callaghan : Damn, i knew it, o well, sorry about that fans, but i was left with a hard choice, when confronted with the choice of having Soutter on the air, but having him talk about Sadler, no matter how much we like to hear from the Bandit, there still was no choice, Sadler = people changing the radio station, and we cant ha.....
[The driver having had enough of hearing the name Sadler reaches over and changes the radio station, as the scene fades to ....]
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Post by David Sadler on Jun 3, 2004 22:26:51 GMT
The scene opens with David Sadler spit shining his OCW World Championship and looking at the camera with glee.
He’s dressed in his usual wrestling attire and is sporting some snazzy shades.
David Sadler
“Its been a busy week for me, touring the country as the huge wrestling star I am. I don’t do these tiny feds like OCW much these days but Packer has money and he’s desperate enough to give me a nice fat contract and the championship bonus just to have my huge name on the roster.
Well I will be taking some time off my schedule to do the next OCW show in which I have the honour of trashing one of our businesses greatest nobodies Paul Soutter.
No to be fair he’s not a nobody, that would be insulting to the nobody’s like Syberus and Syphir and what else you may find in the locker room.
This is actually my first match with the man, from what I’ve watched so far I can see he likes to talk a big match and talk himself up but the reality is I am David Sadler the biggest star and legend in wrestling today. I am the man who makes companies and wins all the gold and nobody can get near me.
I love gold, this is the only piece I hold at this time and I’m not giving it up for nobody!
I am a huge star at least lets just say that, and OCW is bloody lucky to have me around to get the fans in the gates because we know they only come to see me. Soutters going to get some fame again, he hasn’t had much since 1997 and I will enjoy showing him what a main event is again because I’m sure he has forgot by now.
For me, this is just a small stage. I sell out arenas world wide while Soutter sits at home SWATting flies.
Soutter all I’m hearing from you bud is chit chat, if you have a problem with me get off your bloody arse and face me in the ring. Oh that’s right we are facing each other in the ring and for the OCW Championship.
Well your not going to win my championship, nobody does. I just don’t lose them Souts so why don’t you save me and the fans some time and don’t show up. We know the outcome is my victory and it always will be!
The reality is, I am the god around here and you peasants who only get paid because of me and my huge draw, should bow down and worship me. That is reality and hell you better get used to it.
The scene fades out.
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Post by Soutter on Jun 8, 2004 14:53:05 GMT
[The scene opens up to show the Centre of Attention Soutter entering the arena for June Jam, he is wearing blue denim pants, a sleeveless denim vest over a Soutter t-shirt, and has big old cowboy boots on. He walks in the front door, and down the hallway and then makes his way down to the ring. The stadium is empty, there is no one there yet, but this doesn't seem to phase him, and he looks around, takes a deep breathe, and then leans up against the ropes of the ring that has just been set up.]
Soutter : Look at this Sadler!
[The shot pans around the empty arena.]
Soutter : Take a good look, because this right here is going to be the scene of your nightmares for years to come. When you are lying on your back in the quacks office, and he asks you where it all started, you can tell him right here, when you were lying on your back at the hands of the Bandit.
Big Bad Bustling Bandit that is!
Boy, if you think you have a snow balls chance in hell of holding onto that title you lucked yourself into, then you must be dumber then you look, you got it all given to you Sadler, only to have it all taken away just as you got it.
You are everything that is wrong with this business, and i am going to revel in making an example out of you, a lesson to all those who think they can take the easy route, if you will.
You have the Heavyweight title handed to you on a silver platter care of the dead man walking Reg Packer, after making that trap door to small for me to fit through, and he then offers you the chance to hang onto it, saying you can nominate any stip you want to defend the title, all you had to say, boy, was that you wanted the same match.
Thats all you had to do Sadler.
Seems pretty easy doesn't it, when you have a brain. I mean, if the only reason you won was because i couldn't fit through the trap door, and you were then told you could pick any stip you wanted, then why wouldn't you nominate the same stip?
You know i cant fit through the door.
Seems pretty bloody obvious to me, which leaves us with two reasons as to why you didn't go that way.
a) The obvious choice, and most probably the right one, that you just plain didn't think of it.
b) You knew that to pick that stip you would have to step into the cage with me, and even knowing i couldn't get through the door to win the match, you were still to frightened to go for such a match, because you would then be trapped in there with me, one on one, and thats a place you wouldn't want to be.
[Soutter motions for the camera to move closer.]
Now, getting back to what i was talking about before, that being you standing for everything that is wrong with this business.
Back in the day, if you wanted to make it in this business, you had to bust your ass, pay your dues, bleeding and sweating in front of 30 people who couldn't care less if you walked out of the ring or not. It took years to work your way up the ranks, and when you made it there, you knew you had earned it, you had respect, from not only the fans, but the boys in the back, the guys in the office, everyone.
Now ...
Anyone can win a world title. They hand them out to anyone who turns up, and if they don't get one, they go and open up there own fed and give themselves one.
Why, just the other day, i was going through the drive through at McDonalds ....
[Soutter goes into a trance.]
Mmmmmmmmmmm ... McDonalds.
[Soutter snaps out of the trance.]
Where was i , ohh yeah.
So there i was, driving through McDonalds, had finished up giving the girl my order, and she asks me if i want a World title to go with that.
A bloody World Championship!
Think its a joke? Think i'm making it up? Your dead wrong, any fool can get there hands on a Title these days, think i'm wrong, just have a look at your resume Sadler, there's the proof right there.
A title doesn't make a champion, a champion makes a title!
Think about that, long and hard pal.
Right now, that title means jack squat in this business, and if you want to know why, you need not go around trying to rate our shows out of ten, instead, go and have a look in the mirror, and you'll see why the title means squat.....
The fact that you represent this fed as our Champion makes me sick, ..... but all thats about to change, because there is a new champion in town, or at least there will be very shortly, i'm THE number ONE man in this business Turkey!
As your about to find out first hand, and i like it like that!
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