Post by Packer on Sept 24, 2008 12:31:18 GMT
Images flip back and forth between the highway lines speeding past and the UWF roster batling in the first show, everyone in the ring at once
And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord...
Three rings appear in the center of the arena, as the crowd erupts in a wild ovation as The cameras flash all around. Signs held up include:
Montana= Massacre winer/UWF Champ!! Jason Stevens fears HDW!! Soutter stole my 500K!!
Webber: Hello again fans!! Welcome to the first PPV brought to you by the UWF!!! Theres 3 rings side by side, A lockerroom full of Gladiators, and Hiedi::..lets not forget the Cage!!
Hiedi::: Thats right Warren...tonight, after all the dust settles, there's gonna be one guy facing the UWF World champion, and we dont know if it'll be Ned Chambers or Harrison James!!
Webber: Also..lets not forget that Paul Soutter has went as far as to up the ante by ANOTHER 500 grand, thats a million dollars to whoever wins this 3 ring Cage match tonight. THEN they get to go on right afterward and face the UWF World Champion for the title!!
Hiedi::: That reminds me, Soutter hasnt returned any of my calls to his service!!
Soutter, dont play hard to get with me..Im not some little plaything. I dont like to be toyed with.
Webber: Maybe I should get a Hiawiaan shirt, ya think thatd make me more desireable?
Hiedi::: Ummmm...no..not your thing.
But I do know that Aaron Bailey:: is in the ring and we're about to have the first of two World title matches!!
Bailey::: The following contest is schedule for one fall and is for the UWF World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, Harrison James!!!!........
James then walks out from behind the curtain and looks out onto his fans. James then runs and slides into the ring. James pops right up and jumps onto the turnbuckle and looks out at the crowd once more as the cameras flash.
Webber: Ah Harrison James. Heand Ned were the remaining two people in the ring at the first Meltdown,Here tonight he gets his title shot.
Hiedi::: Yeah and he looks as focused as Ive ever seen anybody. I think tonight the title may be in danger of switching hands. Not only that, later tonight the winner of the Massacre 3 ring cage bout gets a shot at that world title.
Webber: Good point The title could end up around the waist of more than one owner tonight.
Hiedi::: Right you are Webber.
Bailey::: His opponent, he is UWF World Heavyweight Champion, Ned Chambers!!!!........
Chambers steps out from the back to a huge ovation from the crowd. He steps forward, walking down the ramp with a focused mind. Reaching the ring, the crowd is still cheering madly. He slides into the ring.
Webber: And heres the champion. Ned Chambers.
Hiedi::: But there is something different tonight. His challenger showed tonight and if he wins he has to defend it again later.
Webber: Don’t put down undermind the champ..
*DING-DING-DING*
Harrison James and Ned Chambers circle each other. Chambers faints a lunge which Harrison falls for and drops back. Chambers begins laughing and holds out his hands. Harrison gos for it but grabs Ned in a arm drag.
Chambers gets the advantage and begins to push James back towards the turnbuckle, James drops down lower and stops Chambers in his tracks. Chambers pushes harder but James is steadfast and begins to push Chambers back into the centre of the ring. They reach and Chambers releases and delivers a swift kick to the ribs of James.
Webber: James will be feeling that in the morning.
Chambers takes the advantage and throws James into the turnbuckle then launches himself, jumps in the air, but James rolls out of the way and Chambers hits turnbuckle. James rolls up the champ but Chambers gets out of it in less then half a second. Both men jump back to their feet and James hits a quick enziguiri taking Chambers to his knees before grabbing his head. He begins to lifts Chambers, but Ned lands behind James and drops him down on the back of his head.
Webber: Nice escape by Chambers.
Chambers in control brings James to his knees before wrapping his arms around his neck and locking in a headlock. James cant defend himself as Chambers brings his knee up and plants it solidly in the centre of Harrison’s back and begins to pull back putting pressure on the ribs he kicked ealier. James begins to cry out and starts trying to fight back. Chambers puts more pressure and pulls back harder. This time James pulls his arms forward and grits his teeth. Chambers is slowly pulled forward with his arms and James breaks the hold getting away quickly to recover.
Hiedi::: James now making a quick escape.
Chambers smiling to himself as James slowly gets to his feet using the ropes as leverage. It’s the early goings of the match yet James is hurting badly. His breathing hard while Chambers is just relaxed. James runs at Ned and swings his arm out for a clothesline but the champ ducks and swiftly dropkicks the back of Harrison sending him crashing into the ropes then rolls him up.
1…
2….
Hiedi::: James gets the shoulder up.
Chambers bounces to his feet while James struggles holding his ribs. Chambers walks up to James and grabs his arm helping him to his feet. Then the champ uses the arm and whips James hard into the turnbuckle chest first. Harrison just lies in the turnbuckle as Chambers follows. Ned starts to pull James up onto the top rope then grabs his head. His going for it, Chambers jumps but James catches him and pushes him out sending Chambers crashing hard to the mat.
Hiedi::: James getting the better of Chambers on that one.
James already on the top rope gets to his feet. The crowd are on their feet as James dives off the ropes and hits a GIANT shooting star press. Chambers is hurt but James is rolling around the ring holding his ribs. James lays still his arm wrapped around his chest. The ref sees them and starts the count.
1….
Webber: Neither man has moved yet
2….
Hiedi::: Chambers starts to stir
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4….
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Webber: Chambers nearly on his feet while Harrison is still down.
7….
Hiedi::: Chambers makes it to his feet and the ref breaks the count.
Chambers is now breathing hard as he walks over to James and starts to lift him to his feet. Halfway James lands a blow into the stomach followed by another, and another. Harrison’s back to his feet and starts to unleash blow after blow to the face of the champ.
Webber: Chambers is getting pushed back.
Hiedi::: James is on fire as he runs bounces off the ropes and hits Chambers with his forearm knocking him down.
James cries out to the fans and lifts Chambers to his feet. He grabs him and lifts him up looking for a powerbomb but Chambers over balances and comes down where James smashes his knee into the stomach and throws Chambers over the rope and out of the ring.
Hiedi::: Trent fails with that powerbomb but nailed a stomach crusher.
Webber: And what a nasty fall that was.
Chambers is lying on the outside slowly getting to his feet. He makes it and looks ion the ring just in time to duck as James barrels over the top rope and hits the barricade back first. Chambers is back to his feet rubbing his own back as James screams in pain. Chambers gets James to his feet holding him up, then slams his lower back again into the barricade. Harrison is screaming now in pain. Chambers slams him again into the barricade before turning and throwing the challenger into the apron.
Hiedi::: Chambers firmly in control of this match.
Chambers has James at his mercy. He starts playing dancing a little but before whipping Harrison into the stairs sending them crashing all over the floor. James is out as Ned walks over and brings him to his feet again. Chambers rolls James into the ring breaking the 8 count then covers him.
1….
2….
2.5….
2.9….
2.99….
Webber: James kicks out at the last instant.
Chambers begins to argue with the ref holding his finger sup showing 3. The ref calls back saying 2. Chambers turns and begins to stomp on the chest of James. Chambers is getting angry as he stomps harder and harder. The ref pulls him back but Chambers pushes him out if the way and attacks James again, only to be pulled by the tights and have his neck hung up on the ropes.
Hiedi::: OOooohhhh.
James starts to roll onto his feet as Chambers holds his nech gagging. James wraps Chambers legs and rolls him up for the pin.
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2….
2.5….
2.9….
2.99….
Webber: Chambers gets he shoulder up just in time.
Hiedi::: What a match this contest is turning out to be.
Chambers lays on the ground. What the hell. Jack Kross walks out onto the ramp and takes a seat watching the match. Harrison James just stares at him while Chambers sneaks up behind him and rolls him up.
1….
James reverses the pin and gets one on Chambers.
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Hiedi::: Chambers kicks out.
This match is pretty even as both men are tired. Chambers and James punch for punch but Ned nails one sending James to the outside. Ned follow suit. He picks James up and nails a spike piledriver on the floor. Ned picks up the steel stairs and slams them on Harrison's knees.
Hiedi::: Oh my James is hurt bad. Ned seemingly sensing James is hurt and continues the attack on the knee.
The ref is asking James if he wants to quit, but he wont. James isnt gonna give in just yet.
Webber: EMT's are rushing down here. But James seems to be hell bent on continuing. Ned stomping at the knee, James writhing in pain, the ref pushing Ned back, he summons one of the EMTs into the ring, a couple of them attending now to James...Ned backing to a far corner. This may be all over...
The ref is talking with the EMT's and calls for the bell.
Bailey::: Your winner and still World Heavyweight Champion, Ned Chambers.
Webber: Harrison was hurt bad the ref called the match to stop any further injury.
Heidi: Bailey::s on the mike..lets get the official word...
Bailey::: Fans...due to the injury to Harrison James, this match has been stopped, and the winner and still champion...Ned Chambers!!!
Webber: There we go...Ned gets the decision, James couldnt go on and the ref decided he was gonna risk a permanent injury.
Ned holding the title high, he gets the duke, but we HAVE to give James his due, he didnt and WOULDNT give up.
Hiedi::: Nothing to be ashamed of here it was a good match i just hate to see it end like this.
Webber: Im sure Ned has gained a new and deeper respect for Harrison James, as have we all. Fans, Im told that theres been an incident in the back. Our producers are telling me that we have a security camera video, one of the security cameras picked up what seems to be..well....lets go and watch this...
We see The Centre of Attention, Mad Dog Paul Soutter walking into the arena, he is carrying a brief case. He stops at the entrance looking to the camera, theatrically opens it up to show a case full of cold hard cash, 500 grand worth to be precise.
Soutter : Check it out turkeys!
500 large!
You know, after sitting back and watching you clowns for the past couple of weeks, i asked myself why i even bothered. Whats wrong with you lot? Never before have i heard so much tripe.
Here's a hint ... Get_to_the_point!!!
For crying out loud ... is this wrestling or a 18 part mini series?
Suit closes the brief case
I have a good mind, to tuck this case back under my arm, and hit the bricks, and probably should.
But i have an even better mind to get out there and pummel some sense into you hacks.
Take your stories and stick 'em up your ass. I'm a wrestler, thats what i do, i wrestle.
I am going to head down to the ring now, a beat every single one of you within an inch of your miserable life's. Then i will take this money, and the other half mil, snap Nasty Ned in half and finally this fed will have a champion they can be proud of.
Nasty freaken Ned, give me a spell.
Ned ....
Suddenly two hooded figures appear from nowhere, waylaying Soutter, one with a wooden two by four right to the back of his head, then next then with a steel pipe. The clobber away on the big man with a vengeance, a brutal beating. Soutter is down, clinging to the case while trying to cover up, but they just continue to wallop him with repeated shots from the two by four and steel pipe.
One shot opens him up above the right eye, it immediately swells up into a mouse, then the first one stands on his chin pushing his head into the concrete, the second then winds up with the two by four and snaps it in half over Suits head, forcing it into the concrete, and Soutter is out cold.
The two men jump up and down in glee, grab the brief case and high tail it into the arena.
Webber: Heidi, somebody has assaulted and literally ROBBED Soutter!!
Thats 500 grand somebody just swiped...We're back to live footage here..Soutter being attended to...theres Packer talking with a police officer. Soutter being checked by EMT folks. He appears to still be a bit groggy. Looks like Somebody..or SOMEBODIES have just made a huge payday for themselves!!!
Heidi: Warren, it looks like the wrestlers have been summoned to the ing, as we're about to start the Massacre 3 ring cage bout.
Webber: Right you are, we see many of the stars not in the UWF making their way down the aisle. The center ring,as we know, will be empty and we see the stepladder is fastened to the corner with bungee cords. This is a HUGE cage around these 3 rings. I guess Paul Soutter wont be in the bout after all...we understand the EMT folks are still with him.
Heidi: Warren,theres the bell..and the fight is on!! The Rodriguez Brothers : Chezina, Chivo and Nicky Jam, representing the XWF, are standing toe to toe with
Xtreme Fusuion members DVD, Limp & Asesino.
Jack Kross and Jason Stevens showing they have no love lost between them as they wail away. Also..La Envidia Mata
Canadian Perfect Chris Wrestling,Raven and DJ are really working on
El Locon, Angel The Malignant and David 14.
Webber: Montana has joined Stevens and Kross in a 3 way slugfest here.
Locon has slipped over into the center ring, hes making a movefor the ladder.
Stevens manages totake him down as he tries to get it loose.
Heidi: Stevens was quick to stop Locon from getting anywhere close to setting that Ladder up. Im surprised anyone went for the ladder this early.
Webber: Kross and Montana over in ring number one, double teaming David 14 as
The Rodriguez Brothers are going toe to toe with Xtreme Fusion. This has all the makings of one huge gang war. David 14 tied up in the ropes as Montana laying in the elbows to the face. Stevens has managed to get the ladder loose and whacks Locon across the back, sending him hard to the mat. La Envidia Mata working over Shawn Jackson in the corner...hes now joined by the rest of The Corporation. Kross and Montana, along with Stevens are quick to cometo the aid of Jackson...
Heidi: This is simplyput..a helluva fight!! Jackson with a poke to the eye of Canadian Perfect Chris Wrestling. Stevens showing a mean streak here. Montana has a length of chain he seems tohave smuggled intothe matc,all legal by the way. He just floored Locon with the chain.Montana hitting anybody that gets near him. Hes attacking the entire tandemof The Corporation!! Certainly not an odds on advantage in this case for him. Jason stevens setting the ladderup..hes gonna try to get to the top...Nicky Jam of the XWF tries to topple the Ladder, but Kross thwarts his attempt. Kross grabbing Stevens by the ankle,dragging him back down.
Webber: Kross attempting to climb the ladder now..OUCH!! Stevens uses that length of chain to whack him o the back...Kross dives off the ladder onto Stevens.
Kross and Stevens rolling on the mat..Jackson using the chance to make his way up the ladder, Montana climbing the opposite side, meeting Jackson on the way up!! Stevens and Kross quickly tipping the ladder,sending Jackson and Montana hard to the mat!!
Heidi: Kross ramming the head of Jackson into the cage..Jackson bleeding from the nose as he tries to clear the cobwebs. Montana with a eye rake to Kross..Kross backing to the corner as he tries to escape Montanas asault.
Stevens again trying to sneak up the ladder again. Montana reaching for his foot, Stevens kicking away at Montana..
The screen splits and a live shot of Ned Chambers in the lockerroom sitting on a chair drinking water and watching the cage bout is shown
Webber: World Champion Ned Chambers looking on with a great deal of intrest here.
Heidi: As well he should. Hes gonna face off with the winner of this cage match, and itll only be minutes afterwards. Have we been told if there'll be a intermission between the cage match and 2nd title bout?
Webber: Nothing has been relayed tome by anone from the offices about an intermission. Seems that the champion will have a distinct advantage.
Stevens seems to have bloddied the nose of Montana, those kicks took their toll.
Montana not slowed by the loss of blood however. Jackson raking the face of David 14 against the steel mesh over in the 3rd ring. The attrition rate is starting to take a toll here as well. Locon barely able to stand as his knees have taken a beating from the ganging up efforts by The Rigidos. Both men really putting a beating on Locon now. Kross has Angel The Malignant up on the top corner..this is gonna hurt.............HARD superplex by Kross!!
Heidi: The UWF stars not backing down to the entrants from other feds...Stevens with a piledriver on La Envidia Mata, he may be out. Hes barely moving now, but pins dont count here..its the guy who gets out the trap door and down..HEY..Webber..LOOK!!
Webber: Jackson has gotten to the top of the ladder!! Hes opening the door...this might be the end, Montana punching away at his midsection...trying to get Jackson to let go of the..WHOA!! Kross just knocked the ladder over..Montana is hanging onto Jacksons legs!! This is an amazing site!! Jackson has the door open, is halfway out, and Montana is hanging..or should I say DANGLING by Jacksons legs!! This looks like some kinda circus act!!
Heidi: Kross and Stevens are trying to set the ladder back up...they better do something or it'll come down to Montana and Jackson..theyre climbing..each on a side. Stevens kicking away at Montanas ribs..he wont let go.looks like hes trying to board the mothership..HAHAHA!!
Webber: There goes Montana, Holy Hell..he just dropped straight south..right to the mat. He mustve dropped 20 feet!! His leg could be broken!! Kross reaching out the top, grabbing Jackson by the ankle..Jackson wont get away just yet.
Another split screen appears with Paul Soutter, his head bandaged and a bloody towel over his shoulder watching the action on a monitor
Heidi: Whoa..Jackson with a handfulof Powder tossed at Kross...Kross ducking and Stevens getting a faceful..Stevens is blinded..hes gonna..OH MY GOD!!
Stevens just did a header down to the mat!! The fans here are going nuts..this has turned ugly fast!! Jackson was looking to blind Kross..but Jack got outta the way and Stevens was in the wrong place at the wrong time!!
Webber: Jackson and Kross both heading down the cage!! Here we go!! This is gonna be a foot race of sorts!! Kross and Jackson..trying to..hey..whats Jackson...whats he got...is he...Jackson has what looks like tape..that athletic tape they use..hes wrapped it around Kross'neck..hes TYING it!! My God..if Kross falls..hes gonna be HUNG!! This is too much...we gotta stop...OH MY GOD NO!!
Heidi: Kross is tied to the cage!! Hes tied by the neck..if he lets go..Jackson adding insult to injury, punching away...WAIT!! Kross kicking at Jackson...JACKSON FALLS!! JACKSON JUST FELL OFF THE CAGE..RIGHT THROUGH A TABLE!! Hes destroyed that table and maybe his spine as well!! This is too much..stop the Goddamn match!!
Webber: Jackson just fell off the cage and..wait..Kross is free..hes climbing down the cage..he hits the floor!! The refs are raisng Jacksons hand..is he the winner??
Heidi: He did hit the floor first..but Kross is limping over..another ref is down here...Im thinking Jackson has won this thing.
The 2 reffs confer as Packer emerges from the back
Webber: Packer has come out..Jackson is still down on the table..some EMT folks are attending to him. Kross's neck has a laceration, I assume from the tape he was choked with. The ref raised Jacksons hand..but we have yet to get an official word. Packer has joined the discussion, Im a bit confused here..lets see this again:
A slow motion replay of Kross kicking Jackson away from the cage, and Jackson falling back first through one of the ringside tables plays.
Then a moment after Kross gets his neck loose,he drops tothe floor and lands on his back and elbows.
Webber: Heidi,Im wondering exactly whats going on here. I thought Packer was out here to see to Jackson and his condition, but he himself is watching what we assume is a replay of the fall.
Heidi: I have no clue whats going on here Webber. Wait..Packers talking to Aaron Bailey::...Bailey:: has the stick...
Bailey::: Fans....Ive been informed by UWF president Reginald P. Packer, after consultation with the 2 officials and reviewing the replay of the end of the bout....
Webber: Here it comes...
Heidi: Jackson wins..but Neds got a cake walk now...
Bailey::: Shawn Jackson WAS the first participant to land from the cage..
Heidi: Told ya..
Bailey::: HOWEVER...Jackson did in fact land on a ringside table..and the stipulation of the bout is very clear, in that, the winner is the first to touch the FLOOR...
Webber: Youre kidding me!!
Bailey:::.....Mr Packer has informed me, that based on the video tape evidence, Jack Kross did in fact touch the floor first, therefore HE is the WINNER of the St Valentines Day Massacre cage match!!!
Webber: KROSS WINS IT!! KROSS HIT THE FLOOR FIRST!! I dont believe this!!
Jack Kross is going to meet the UWF world champion because Jackson landed on a ringside TABLE...WHAT AN OUTCOME!!
Heidi: I dont know what to say..I was CERTAIN Jackson had pulled an upset...but I guess he DID actually land on that table, and not the floor!!!
Webber gets up and makes his way to Kross, who is still at ringside, sitting on the floor exhausted
Webber: Jack Kross, you did it!! You managed to steal a victory when it looked like you had surely been outsmarted by Shawn Jackson.
Kross:all can really say is oh my god.
man matchs like this make what i do worth it i loved it !!
Webber: Well..you now get the shot youve wanted, against Ned Chambers.
Im told Lenny DeRosa is standing by with the Champion..Lenny!!
Ned Chambers is leaving his locker room heading to the entrance area. Where Lenny Derosa
catches up with Ned.
Lenny: Jack Kross just won the Massacre match and you have to face him next how do you feel about your chances on beating him?
Ned stops in his tracks
Ned: Lenny first off shouldn’t you have been interviewing me sooner I mean maybe during the match instead of right before my second title defense of the night. The people are waiting and the more time I waste with you the more time Kross has to rest. I am trying to get out there and pin his ass before he knows what happens. So I think my chances of winning are 100% there is no way I will lose this match. I am well rested and have seen the damage done to Kross. This will be a cake walk. Now if you don’t mind the Nedafiliacs are waiting.
Ned walks off to the entrance area.
Lenny: A very confidant World Champion..guys back down to you...
Webber: Indeed he does sound very confident. Kross has made his way into the center ring, hes had a few minutes to gather himself so to speak. Again, we wont know until the bout starts just how much Kross has left in the gas tank.
Neds theme music starts as smoke fills the entrance, Kross sits in a squatted position in the corner as he awaits the Champion. Several seconds pass as the smoke clears a bit. Ned has yet to appear. The fans begin to get anxious as they too await the champion.
Heidi: Mmmmmmm...ok.....Kross is in the ring, but no Ned. Surely he didnt get lost on his way to the ring. I dont think the backstage area is THAT big.
Webber: This does seem a tad....Im sory..whats that?....Ok...Heidi, Im not sure if youre getting this on your headset..Im getting some information..Our production guys tell me Ned has in fact made his way up to the enrance. We, of course, see no one at the entrance....We appologize for this obvious miscommunication we have.
Heidi: Wait Webber, I see one of our mobile camera men waking his way up the ramp. Ok..we's got his unit turned on...
Live shots of the backstage area come into view, the area passes the camera very quickly as if the cameraman were running. A figure sitting against a rolling overhead door comes into the picture. The figure is very bloody and has obviously been in some sort of altercation.
Webber: Thats Ned!! Thats UWF World champion Ned Chambers!! What the hell just...how...who...this is..fans Im at a loss for words. Ned was on his way out to the entrance, he has.or HAD..a title defense against Massacre winner Jack Kross.
But its seems Ned has...well.... SOMEBODY or Somebodies..have...
Heidi: Weber, wait...this is the same thing that happened to Soutter earlier tonight.
Now the UWF World champion has been assaulted it seems the same way.
Webber: Good God, youre right Heidi..we've got 2 UWF stars that have run into some sort of hostility. Im.....
The sounds of funeral chimes are heard as the cries from a crow echo throughout the arena. With a loud sounding clap of thunder, a black cloak swings around through the curtains as a finger points to the ring with a devastating look of shock and awe appear on the faces all throughout the arena.
Webber: Thats...is that...it IS...thats Pagan!! Pagan is HERE!! Pagan has arrived in the UWF!!
Pagan: Just when you thought they buried the evil, like a bad rash, just as the curse of the bambino was lifted, I’ve returned. Looks like my timing is pretty good...doesnt look like that title match is gonna go down.
Oh but don’t think it’s that easy. For the last six years society has hidden me from every country, continent, company and city, state and farming land around.
How is it that we have a major PPV and SUPPOSED to have 2 title bouts, and yet something is missing? All of this talent and this is the best that could anyone could come up with?
Pagan throws a silver object to the ground as another sound of thunder echoes throughout the building.
Pagan: Did everyone forget who I am?
I am the first and last ever SCW World champion. You know the company that Rick Owen built and then left?
I am the first and last ever SCW World Tag team champion. Both titles never lost, won from the get go and held on from start to finish.
I am the ONLY wrestler from the UWA to never lose his title. I took that pathetic hardcore title and renamed it the television title. A title so popular that everyone was gunning for me and didn’t give a fuck about the world title.
I went from company to company and brought in challengers all over the world before the company closed it’s doors.
Who was the man that made Stan the tinker toy Wilson look immortal when everyone thought he was God? That’s right it was me!
I took his woman, I took his pride, I took his ego and I took his career. After dealing with me he’s never accomplished anything else in the wrestling world.
Hell the poor sap even teamed with me until I took a sledgehammer to him and pretty much ended his career. The taipai match, first ever in UWA! That’s right I won.
The only wrestler to win back to back Battle of the Champions, it was all me.
The Dynasty! Dracon, James Ashcroft, Andrew Sinclair, Adam Haven we had it all.
Pagan pulls out his barbed wire bat and swings at a cameraman that gets too close as he starts to make his way down to the ringside area. He stops, flips the bat between his fingers and lets out a maniacal laugh.
Pagan: Let us not forget I damn near killed the owner. I did the Katie Vick thing before Kane ever attempted it, face it I am everything the devil wants to be but is scared to be.
I make the seven deadly sins shake in their small place of biblical history.
I’m the reason they ended the bible with Revelations, because the world can’t handle me.
But it seems this company can get some soft core porn wanna be bad ass in Jack Kross, yay for him.
Nasty Ned Chambers? I throw punches more wicked then you are in the ring.
Hell, you cant even keep from tripping on your own FEET!!
But then there’s Soutter.
The crowd begins to chant Soutter as Pagan runs the barbed wire bat across his chin slowly and shakes his head in concern.
Pagan: The guy gets mugged for five hundred grand man, half a million.
It took two guys to lay him out? Funny I did that all by myself numerous times.
Soutter, I’m sorry for your loss man really I am.
Pagan notices a hotdog vendor in the audience as he motions for him to make his way over.
Pagan: I guess Soutter won’t be keeping this guy employed after tonight, what a shame.
What do you expect when you carry that kind of cash around man?
I’m sorry man, really I am.
Pagan wipes a tear from his eye only for the camera to catch a bead of sweat from the forehead as Pagan rolls his eyes.
Pagan: The fact is I didn’t come back here to rehash the UW ummm A, yeah that’s it.
I didn’t come back here to destroy Soutter for the five thousandth time in the last six years.
No, I came back because I’ve got a problem people, a problem that won’t go away.
You see there’s this trophy case in my basement where the skeletons surround and the rats run up and down it night after night.
That case holds all these titles, titles I never lost.
This company wants the best? They want the top stars, the best action, something their fans will never forget?
WHERE WAS MY PHONE CALL!!!!!!!!!!!
What about Pagan?
Who out there has beaten me?
The only times I ever lost was when I was screwed.
World title match vs Kilroy Evans, I had him in the sleeper, his hand was about to go down for the third time and what happened?
My partner Robert Hunglestein III ran into the ring and turned his back on me, just so he could get the next match.
I win battle of the champions again and go to face Robert and what happens?
I had him beat.
I had him laid out.
And then the owner ran into the ring and cost me the match by DQ to save his sorry ass.
Then what does she do?
The bitch strips me of the title and suspends me, only to see the company fold.
That’s karma you fucking cunt!
Weeber: This man is nothing but pure evil.
Pagan slams his barbed wire bat toward the ground walking in a fast pace towards the ring swiping at anyone who tries to lay their hands on him.
Pagan: And then they try to create some new shit hole company, IWA or some shit. All the old champions were brought back to defend their titles, where was my invite?
What about me?!?!?!
Well I’ve sat back for the last six years and I’m done.
Japan banned me because I’ve come up with brutality so sick that even their twisted minds can’t comprehend it.
I’ve had matches so brutal Singapore and Iran don’t want me back because I make Hitler look like a fucking choir boy in a christian church.
No more waiting for invites. Just as my the dark mythoical vampires fall asleep for 200 years and await their turn to rise again and take over, so now shall I come out again to rule and reign high as I did in the past.
I’m not worried about blood, money, rules, fans, women, children, friends, enemies, fuck them all.
Jack Kross you want to find out what a deathmatch is?
Step into my ring son I’ll show you.
Punk ass bitch, what do you know you snide little punk?
Get your ass back out here and Ill educate you good!!
Ned Chambers? You’re nothing but a poor mans Euguene only the fans don’t love you, your family doesn’t love you and Jesus himself doesn’t even love you.
You’re not the chicago cubs. You’re not a loveable loser.
Soutter? You got rolled and I’m sorry but life goes on, I’m sure you can get twinkies on credit.
Pagan grabs the ringsteps and tosses them down the aisle beating the steel guardrails with his barbed wire bat. Before tossing a black rose into the center of the ring as the lights go out.
Pagan: I am Pagan, I am the angel of hell that was sent to take over.
And I am the biggest nightmare the UWF has ever seen.
You did this to yourself boys ...................
You’ll never forget about me again.
Fog rolls down the aisle as the lights slowly turn on with a set of black roses burning all the way back up the rampway to the entrance.
Webber: Fans, I firmly believe we're about to embark on a trip straight to hell.
We'll see you all at the next MeltDown!!
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And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord...
Three rings appear in the center of the arena, as the crowd erupts in a wild ovation as The cameras flash all around. Signs held up include:
Montana= Massacre winer/UWF Champ!! Jason Stevens fears HDW!! Soutter stole my 500K!!
Webber: Hello again fans!! Welcome to the first PPV brought to you by the UWF!!! Theres 3 rings side by side, A lockerroom full of Gladiators, and Hiedi::..lets not forget the Cage!!
Hiedi::: Thats right Warren...tonight, after all the dust settles, there's gonna be one guy facing the UWF World champion, and we dont know if it'll be Ned Chambers or Harrison James!!
Webber: Also..lets not forget that Paul Soutter has went as far as to up the ante by ANOTHER 500 grand, thats a million dollars to whoever wins this 3 ring Cage match tonight. THEN they get to go on right afterward and face the UWF World Champion for the title!!
Hiedi::: That reminds me, Soutter hasnt returned any of my calls to his service!!
Soutter, dont play hard to get with me..Im not some little plaything. I dont like to be toyed with.
Webber: Maybe I should get a Hiawiaan shirt, ya think thatd make me more desireable?
Hiedi::: Ummmm...no..not your thing.
But I do know that Aaron Bailey:: is in the ring and we're about to have the first of two World title matches!!
Bailey::: The following contest is schedule for one fall and is for the UWF World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, Harrison James!!!!........
James then walks out from behind the curtain and looks out onto his fans. James then runs and slides into the ring. James pops right up and jumps onto the turnbuckle and looks out at the crowd once more as the cameras flash.
Webber: Ah Harrison James. Heand Ned were the remaining two people in the ring at the first Meltdown,Here tonight he gets his title shot.
Hiedi::: Yeah and he looks as focused as Ive ever seen anybody. I think tonight the title may be in danger of switching hands. Not only that, later tonight the winner of the Massacre 3 ring cage bout gets a shot at that world title.
Webber: Good point The title could end up around the waist of more than one owner tonight.
Hiedi::: Right you are Webber.
Bailey::: His opponent, he is UWF World Heavyweight Champion, Ned Chambers!!!!........
Chambers steps out from the back to a huge ovation from the crowd. He steps forward, walking down the ramp with a focused mind. Reaching the ring, the crowd is still cheering madly. He slides into the ring.
Webber: And heres the champion. Ned Chambers.
Hiedi::: But there is something different tonight. His challenger showed tonight and if he wins he has to defend it again later.
Webber: Don’t put down undermind the champ..
*DING-DING-DING*
Harrison James and Ned Chambers circle each other. Chambers faints a lunge which Harrison falls for and drops back. Chambers begins laughing and holds out his hands. Harrison gos for it but grabs Ned in a arm drag.
Chambers gets the advantage and begins to push James back towards the turnbuckle, James drops down lower and stops Chambers in his tracks. Chambers pushes harder but James is steadfast and begins to push Chambers back into the centre of the ring. They reach and Chambers releases and delivers a swift kick to the ribs of James.
Webber: James will be feeling that in the morning.
Chambers takes the advantage and throws James into the turnbuckle then launches himself, jumps in the air, but James rolls out of the way and Chambers hits turnbuckle. James rolls up the champ but Chambers gets out of it in less then half a second. Both men jump back to their feet and James hits a quick enziguiri taking Chambers to his knees before grabbing his head. He begins to lifts Chambers, but Ned lands behind James and drops him down on the back of his head.
Webber: Nice escape by Chambers.
Chambers in control brings James to his knees before wrapping his arms around his neck and locking in a headlock. James cant defend himself as Chambers brings his knee up and plants it solidly in the centre of Harrison’s back and begins to pull back putting pressure on the ribs he kicked ealier. James begins to cry out and starts trying to fight back. Chambers puts more pressure and pulls back harder. This time James pulls his arms forward and grits his teeth. Chambers is slowly pulled forward with his arms and James breaks the hold getting away quickly to recover.
Hiedi::: James now making a quick escape.
Chambers smiling to himself as James slowly gets to his feet using the ropes as leverage. It’s the early goings of the match yet James is hurting badly. His breathing hard while Chambers is just relaxed. James runs at Ned and swings his arm out for a clothesline but the champ ducks and swiftly dropkicks the back of Harrison sending him crashing into the ropes then rolls him up.
1…
2….
Hiedi::: James gets the shoulder up.
Chambers bounces to his feet while James struggles holding his ribs. Chambers walks up to James and grabs his arm helping him to his feet. Then the champ uses the arm and whips James hard into the turnbuckle chest first. Harrison just lies in the turnbuckle as Chambers follows. Ned starts to pull James up onto the top rope then grabs his head. His going for it, Chambers jumps but James catches him and pushes him out sending Chambers crashing hard to the mat.
Hiedi::: James getting the better of Chambers on that one.
James already on the top rope gets to his feet. The crowd are on their feet as James dives off the ropes and hits a GIANT shooting star press. Chambers is hurt but James is rolling around the ring holding his ribs. James lays still his arm wrapped around his chest. The ref sees them and starts the count.
1….
Webber: Neither man has moved yet
2….
Hiedi::: Chambers starts to stir
3….
4….
5….
6….
Webber: Chambers nearly on his feet while Harrison is still down.
7….
Hiedi::: Chambers makes it to his feet and the ref breaks the count.
Chambers is now breathing hard as he walks over to James and starts to lift him to his feet. Halfway James lands a blow into the stomach followed by another, and another. Harrison’s back to his feet and starts to unleash blow after blow to the face of the champ.
Webber: Chambers is getting pushed back.
Hiedi::: James is on fire as he runs bounces off the ropes and hits Chambers with his forearm knocking him down.
James cries out to the fans and lifts Chambers to his feet. He grabs him and lifts him up looking for a powerbomb but Chambers over balances and comes down where James smashes his knee into the stomach and throws Chambers over the rope and out of the ring.
Hiedi::: Trent fails with that powerbomb but nailed a stomach crusher.
Webber: And what a nasty fall that was.
Chambers is lying on the outside slowly getting to his feet. He makes it and looks ion the ring just in time to duck as James barrels over the top rope and hits the barricade back first. Chambers is back to his feet rubbing his own back as James screams in pain. Chambers gets James to his feet holding him up, then slams his lower back again into the barricade. Harrison is screaming now in pain. Chambers slams him again into the barricade before turning and throwing the challenger into the apron.
Hiedi::: Chambers firmly in control of this match.
Chambers has James at his mercy. He starts playing dancing a little but before whipping Harrison into the stairs sending them crashing all over the floor. James is out as Ned walks over and brings him to his feet again. Chambers rolls James into the ring breaking the 8 count then covers him.
1….
2….
2.5….
2.9….
2.99….
Webber: James kicks out at the last instant.
Chambers begins to argue with the ref holding his finger sup showing 3. The ref calls back saying 2. Chambers turns and begins to stomp on the chest of James. Chambers is getting angry as he stomps harder and harder. The ref pulls him back but Chambers pushes him out if the way and attacks James again, only to be pulled by the tights and have his neck hung up on the ropes.
Hiedi::: OOooohhhh.
James starts to roll onto his feet as Chambers holds his nech gagging. James wraps Chambers legs and rolls him up for the pin.
1….
2….
2.5….
2.9….
2.99….
Webber: Chambers gets he shoulder up just in time.
Hiedi::: What a match this contest is turning out to be.
Chambers lays on the ground. What the hell. Jack Kross walks out onto the ramp and takes a seat watching the match. Harrison James just stares at him while Chambers sneaks up behind him and rolls him up.
1….
James reverses the pin and gets one on Chambers.
1….
2….
Hiedi::: Chambers kicks out.
This match is pretty even as both men are tired. Chambers and James punch for punch but Ned nails one sending James to the outside. Ned follow suit. He picks James up and nails a spike piledriver on the floor. Ned picks up the steel stairs and slams them on Harrison's knees.
Hiedi::: Oh my James is hurt bad. Ned seemingly sensing James is hurt and continues the attack on the knee.
The ref is asking James if he wants to quit, but he wont. James isnt gonna give in just yet.
Webber: EMT's are rushing down here. But James seems to be hell bent on continuing. Ned stomping at the knee, James writhing in pain, the ref pushing Ned back, he summons one of the EMTs into the ring, a couple of them attending now to James...Ned backing to a far corner. This may be all over...
The ref is talking with the EMT's and calls for the bell.
Bailey::: Your winner and still World Heavyweight Champion, Ned Chambers.
Webber: Harrison was hurt bad the ref called the match to stop any further injury.
Heidi: Bailey::s on the mike..lets get the official word...
Bailey::: Fans...due to the injury to Harrison James, this match has been stopped, and the winner and still champion...Ned Chambers!!!
Webber: There we go...Ned gets the decision, James couldnt go on and the ref decided he was gonna risk a permanent injury.
Ned holding the title high, he gets the duke, but we HAVE to give James his due, he didnt and WOULDNT give up.
Hiedi::: Nothing to be ashamed of here it was a good match i just hate to see it end like this.
Webber: Im sure Ned has gained a new and deeper respect for Harrison James, as have we all. Fans, Im told that theres been an incident in the back. Our producers are telling me that we have a security camera video, one of the security cameras picked up what seems to be..well....lets go and watch this...
We see The Centre of Attention, Mad Dog Paul Soutter walking into the arena, he is carrying a brief case. He stops at the entrance looking to the camera, theatrically opens it up to show a case full of cold hard cash, 500 grand worth to be precise.
Soutter : Check it out turkeys!
500 large!
You know, after sitting back and watching you clowns for the past couple of weeks, i asked myself why i even bothered. Whats wrong with you lot? Never before have i heard so much tripe.
Here's a hint ... Get_to_the_point!!!
For crying out loud ... is this wrestling or a 18 part mini series?
Suit closes the brief case
I have a good mind, to tuck this case back under my arm, and hit the bricks, and probably should.
But i have an even better mind to get out there and pummel some sense into you hacks.
Take your stories and stick 'em up your ass. I'm a wrestler, thats what i do, i wrestle.
I am going to head down to the ring now, a beat every single one of you within an inch of your miserable life's. Then i will take this money, and the other half mil, snap Nasty Ned in half and finally this fed will have a champion they can be proud of.
Nasty freaken Ned, give me a spell.
Ned ....
Suddenly two hooded figures appear from nowhere, waylaying Soutter, one with a wooden two by four right to the back of his head, then next then with a steel pipe. The clobber away on the big man with a vengeance, a brutal beating. Soutter is down, clinging to the case while trying to cover up, but they just continue to wallop him with repeated shots from the two by four and steel pipe.
One shot opens him up above the right eye, it immediately swells up into a mouse, then the first one stands on his chin pushing his head into the concrete, the second then winds up with the two by four and snaps it in half over Suits head, forcing it into the concrete, and Soutter is out cold.
The two men jump up and down in glee, grab the brief case and high tail it into the arena.
Webber: Heidi, somebody has assaulted and literally ROBBED Soutter!!
Thats 500 grand somebody just swiped...We're back to live footage here..Soutter being attended to...theres Packer talking with a police officer. Soutter being checked by EMT folks. He appears to still be a bit groggy. Looks like Somebody..or SOMEBODIES have just made a huge payday for themselves!!!
Heidi: Warren, it looks like the wrestlers have been summoned to the ing, as we're about to start the Massacre 3 ring cage bout.
Webber: Right you are, we see many of the stars not in the UWF making their way down the aisle. The center ring,as we know, will be empty and we see the stepladder is fastened to the corner with bungee cords. This is a HUGE cage around these 3 rings. I guess Paul Soutter wont be in the bout after all...we understand the EMT folks are still with him.
Heidi: Warren,theres the bell..and the fight is on!! The Rodriguez Brothers : Chezina, Chivo and Nicky Jam, representing the XWF, are standing toe to toe with
Xtreme Fusuion members DVD, Limp & Asesino.
Jack Kross and Jason Stevens showing they have no love lost between them as they wail away. Also..La Envidia Mata
Canadian Perfect Chris Wrestling,Raven and DJ are really working on
El Locon, Angel The Malignant and David 14.
Webber: Montana has joined Stevens and Kross in a 3 way slugfest here.
Locon has slipped over into the center ring, hes making a movefor the ladder.
Stevens manages totake him down as he tries to get it loose.
Heidi: Stevens was quick to stop Locon from getting anywhere close to setting that Ladder up. Im surprised anyone went for the ladder this early.
Webber: Kross and Montana over in ring number one, double teaming David 14 as
The Rodriguez Brothers are going toe to toe with Xtreme Fusion. This has all the makings of one huge gang war. David 14 tied up in the ropes as Montana laying in the elbows to the face. Stevens has managed to get the ladder loose and whacks Locon across the back, sending him hard to the mat. La Envidia Mata working over Shawn Jackson in the corner...hes now joined by the rest of The Corporation. Kross and Montana, along with Stevens are quick to cometo the aid of Jackson...
Heidi: This is simplyput..a helluva fight!! Jackson with a poke to the eye of Canadian Perfect Chris Wrestling. Stevens showing a mean streak here. Montana has a length of chain he seems tohave smuggled intothe matc,all legal by the way. He just floored Locon with the chain.Montana hitting anybody that gets near him. Hes attacking the entire tandemof The Corporation!! Certainly not an odds on advantage in this case for him. Jason stevens setting the ladderup..hes gonna try to get to the top...Nicky Jam of the XWF tries to topple the Ladder, but Kross thwarts his attempt. Kross grabbing Stevens by the ankle,dragging him back down.
Webber: Kross attempting to climb the ladder now..OUCH!! Stevens uses that length of chain to whack him o the back...Kross dives off the ladder onto Stevens.
Kross and Stevens rolling on the mat..Jackson using the chance to make his way up the ladder, Montana climbing the opposite side, meeting Jackson on the way up!! Stevens and Kross quickly tipping the ladder,sending Jackson and Montana hard to the mat!!
Heidi: Kross ramming the head of Jackson into the cage..Jackson bleeding from the nose as he tries to clear the cobwebs. Montana with a eye rake to Kross..Kross backing to the corner as he tries to escape Montanas asault.
Stevens again trying to sneak up the ladder again. Montana reaching for his foot, Stevens kicking away at Montana..
The screen splits and a live shot of Ned Chambers in the lockerroom sitting on a chair drinking water and watching the cage bout is shown
Webber: World Champion Ned Chambers looking on with a great deal of intrest here.
Heidi: As well he should. Hes gonna face off with the winner of this cage match, and itll only be minutes afterwards. Have we been told if there'll be a intermission between the cage match and 2nd title bout?
Webber: Nothing has been relayed tome by anone from the offices about an intermission. Seems that the champion will have a distinct advantage.
Stevens seems to have bloddied the nose of Montana, those kicks took their toll.
Montana not slowed by the loss of blood however. Jackson raking the face of David 14 against the steel mesh over in the 3rd ring. The attrition rate is starting to take a toll here as well. Locon barely able to stand as his knees have taken a beating from the ganging up efforts by The Rigidos. Both men really putting a beating on Locon now. Kross has Angel The Malignant up on the top corner..this is gonna hurt.............HARD superplex by Kross!!
Heidi: The UWF stars not backing down to the entrants from other feds...Stevens with a piledriver on La Envidia Mata, he may be out. Hes barely moving now, but pins dont count here..its the guy who gets out the trap door and down..HEY..Webber..LOOK!!
Webber: Jackson has gotten to the top of the ladder!! Hes opening the door...this might be the end, Montana punching away at his midsection...trying to get Jackson to let go of the..WHOA!! Kross just knocked the ladder over..Montana is hanging onto Jacksons legs!! This is an amazing site!! Jackson has the door open, is halfway out, and Montana is hanging..or should I say DANGLING by Jacksons legs!! This looks like some kinda circus act!!
Heidi: Kross and Stevens are trying to set the ladder back up...they better do something or it'll come down to Montana and Jackson..theyre climbing..each on a side. Stevens kicking away at Montanas ribs..he wont let go.looks like hes trying to board the mothership..HAHAHA!!
Webber: There goes Montana, Holy Hell..he just dropped straight south..right to the mat. He mustve dropped 20 feet!! His leg could be broken!! Kross reaching out the top, grabbing Jackson by the ankle..Jackson wont get away just yet.
Another split screen appears with Paul Soutter, his head bandaged and a bloody towel over his shoulder watching the action on a monitor
Heidi: Whoa..Jackson with a handfulof Powder tossed at Kross...Kross ducking and Stevens getting a faceful..Stevens is blinded..hes gonna..OH MY GOD!!
Stevens just did a header down to the mat!! The fans here are going nuts..this has turned ugly fast!! Jackson was looking to blind Kross..but Jack got outta the way and Stevens was in the wrong place at the wrong time!!
Webber: Jackson and Kross both heading down the cage!! Here we go!! This is gonna be a foot race of sorts!! Kross and Jackson..trying to..hey..whats Jackson...whats he got...is he...Jackson has what looks like tape..that athletic tape they use..hes wrapped it around Kross'neck..hes TYING it!! My God..if Kross falls..hes gonna be HUNG!! This is too much...we gotta stop...OH MY GOD NO!!
Heidi: Kross is tied to the cage!! Hes tied by the neck..if he lets go..Jackson adding insult to injury, punching away...WAIT!! Kross kicking at Jackson...JACKSON FALLS!! JACKSON JUST FELL OFF THE CAGE..RIGHT THROUGH A TABLE!! Hes destroyed that table and maybe his spine as well!! This is too much..stop the Goddamn match!!
Webber: Jackson just fell off the cage and..wait..Kross is free..hes climbing down the cage..he hits the floor!! The refs are raisng Jacksons hand..is he the winner??
Heidi: He did hit the floor first..but Kross is limping over..another ref is down here...Im thinking Jackson has won this thing.
The 2 reffs confer as Packer emerges from the back
Webber: Packer has come out..Jackson is still down on the table..some EMT folks are attending to him. Kross's neck has a laceration, I assume from the tape he was choked with. The ref raised Jacksons hand..but we have yet to get an official word. Packer has joined the discussion, Im a bit confused here..lets see this again:
A slow motion replay of Kross kicking Jackson away from the cage, and Jackson falling back first through one of the ringside tables plays.
Then a moment after Kross gets his neck loose,he drops tothe floor and lands on his back and elbows.
Webber: Heidi,Im wondering exactly whats going on here. I thought Packer was out here to see to Jackson and his condition, but he himself is watching what we assume is a replay of the fall.
Heidi: I have no clue whats going on here Webber. Wait..Packers talking to Aaron Bailey::...Bailey:: has the stick...
Bailey::: Fans....Ive been informed by UWF president Reginald P. Packer, after consultation with the 2 officials and reviewing the replay of the end of the bout....
Webber: Here it comes...
Heidi: Jackson wins..but Neds got a cake walk now...
Bailey::: Shawn Jackson WAS the first participant to land from the cage..
Heidi: Told ya..
Bailey::: HOWEVER...Jackson did in fact land on a ringside table..and the stipulation of the bout is very clear, in that, the winner is the first to touch the FLOOR...
Webber: Youre kidding me!!
Bailey:::.....Mr Packer has informed me, that based on the video tape evidence, Jack Kross did in fact touch the floor first, therefore HE is the WINNER of the St Valentines Day Massacre cage match!!!
Webber: KROSS WINS IT!! KROSS HIT THE FLOOR FIRST!! I dont believe this!!
Jack Kross is going to meet the UWF world champion because Jackson landed on a ringside TABLE...WHAT AN OUTCOME!!
Heidi: I dont know what to say..I was CERTAIN Jackson had pulled an upset...but I guess he DID actually land on that table, and not the floor!!!
Webber gets up and makes his way to Kross, who is still at ringside, sitting on the floor exhausted
Webber: Jack Kross, you did it!! You managed to steal a victory when it looked like you had surely been outsmarted by Shawn Jackson.
Kross:all can really say is oh my god.
man matchs like this make what i do worth it i loved it !!
Webber: Well..you now get the shot youve wanted, against Ned Chambers.
Im told Lenny DeRosa is standing by with the Champion..Lenny!!
Ned Chambers is leaving his locker room heading to the entrance area. Where Lenny Derosa
catches up with Ned.
Lenny: Jack Kross just won the Massacre match and you have to face him next how do you feel about your chances on beating him?
Ned stops in his tracks
Ned: Lenny first off shouldn’t you have been interviewing me sooner I mean maybe during the match instead of right before my second title defense of the night. The people are waiting and the more time I waste with you the more time Kross has to rest. I am trying to get out there and pin his ass before he knows what happens. So I think my chances of winning are 100% there is no way I will lose this match. I am well rested and have seen the damage done to Kross. This will be a cake walk. Now if you don’t mind the Nedafiliacs are waiting.
Ned walks off to the entrance area.
Lenny: A very confidant World Champion..guys back down to you...
Webber: Indeed he does sound very confident. Kross has made his way into the center ring, hes had a few minutes to gather himself so to speak. Again, we wont know until the bout starts just how much Kross has left in the gas tank.
Neds theme music starts as smoke fills the entrance, Kross sits in a squatted position in the corner as he awaits the Champion. Several seconds pass as the smoke clears a bit. Ned has yet to appear. The fans begin to get anxious as they too await the champion.
Heidi: Mmmmmmm...ok.....Kross is in the ring, but no Ned. Surely he didnt get lost on his way to the ring. I dont think the backstage area is THAT big.
Webber: This does seem a tad....Im sory..whats that?....Ok...Heidi, Im not sure if youre getting this on your headset..Im getting some information..Our production guys tell me Ned has in fact made his way up to the enrance. We, of course, see no one at the entrance....We appologize for this obvious miscommunication we have.
Heidi: Wait Webber, I see one of our mobile camera men waking his way up the ramp. Ok..we's got his unit turned on...
Live shots of the backstage area come into view, the area passes the camera very quickly as if the cameraman were running. A figure sitting against a rolling overhead door comes into the picture. The figure is very bloody and has obviously been in some sort of altercation.
Webber: Thats Ned!! Thats UWF World champion Ned Chambers!! What the hell just...how...who...this is..fans Im at a loss for words. Ned was on his way out to the entrance, he has.or HAD..a title defense against Massacre winner Jack Kross.
But its seems Ned has...well.... SOMEBODY or Somebodies..have...
Heidi: Weber, wait...this is the same thing that happened to Soutter earlier tonight.
Now the UWF World champion has been assaulted it seems the same way.
Webber: Good God, youre right Heidi..we've got 2 UWF stars that have run into some sort of hostility. Im.....
The sounds of funeral chimes are heard as the cries from a crow echo throughout the arena. With a loud sounding clap of thunder, a black cloak swings around through the curtains as a finger points to the ring with a devastating look of shock and awe appear on the faces all throughout the arena.
Webber: Thats...is that...it IS...thats Pagan!! Pagan is HERE!! Pagan has arrived in the UWF!!
Pagan: Just when you thought they buried the evil, like a bad rash, just as the curse of the bambino was lifted, I’ve returned. Looks like my timing is pretty good...doesnt look like that title match is gonna go down.
Oh but don’t think it’s that easy. For the last six years society has hidden me from every country, continent, company and city, state and farming land around.
How is it that we have a major PPV and SUPPOSED to have 2 title bouts, and yet something is missing? All of this talent and this is the best that could anyone could come up with?
Pagan throws a silver object to the ground as another sound of thunder echoes throughout the building.
Pagan: Did everyone forget who I am?
I am the first and last ever SCW World champion. You know the company that Rick Owen built and then left?
I am the first and last ever SCW World Tag team champion. Both titles never lost, won from the get go and held on from start to finish.
I am the ONLY wrestler from the UWA to never lose his title. I took that pathetic hardcore title and renamed it the television title. A title so popular that everyone was gunning for me and didn’t give a fuck about the world title.
I went from company to company and brought in challengers all over the world before the company closed it’s doors.
Who was the man that made Stan the tinker toy Wilson look immortal when everyone thought he was God? That’s right it was me!
I took his woman, I took his pride, I took his ego and I took his career. After dealing with me he’s never accomplished anything else in the wrestling world.
Hell the poor sap even teamed with me until I took a sledgehammer to him and pretty much ended his career. The taipai match, first ever in UWA! That’s right I won.
The only wrestler to win back to back Battle of the Champions, it was all me.
The Dynasty! Dracon, James Ashcroft, Andrew Sinclair, Adam Haven we had it all.
Pagan pulls out his barbed wire bat and swings at a cameraman that gets too close as he starts to make his way down to the ringside area. He stops, flips the bat between his fingers and lets out a maniacal laugh.
Pagan: Let us not forget I damn near killed the owner. I did the Katie Vick thing before Kane ever attempted it, face it I am everything the devil wants to be but is scared to be.
I make the seven deadly sins shake in their small place of biblical history.
I’m the reason they ended the bible with Revelations, because the world can’t handle me.
But it seems this company can get some soft core porn wanna be bad ass in Jack Kross, yay for him.
Nasty Ned Chambers? I throw punches more wicked then you are in the ring.
Hell, you cant even keep from tripping on your own FEET!!
But then there’s Soutter.
The crowd begins to chant Soutter as Pagan runs the barbed wire bat across his chin slowly and shakes his head in concern.
Pagan: The guy gets mugged for five hundred grand man, half a million.
It took two guys to lay him out? Funny I did that all by myself numerous times.
Soutter, I’m sorry for your loss man really I am.
Pagan notices a hotdog vendor in the audience as he motions for him to make his way over.
Pagan: I guess Soutter won’t be keeping this guy employed after tonight, what a shame.
What do you expect when you carry that kind of cash around man?
I’m sorry man, really I am.
Pagan wipes a tear from his eye only for the camera to catch a bead of sweat from the forehead as Pagan rolls his eyes.
Pagan: The fact is I didn’t come back here to rehash the UW ummm A, yeah that’s it.
I didn’t come back here to destroy Soutter for the five thousandth time in the last six years.
No, I came back because I’ve got a problem people, a problem that won’t go away.
You see there’s this trophy case in my basement where the skeletons surround and the rats run up and down it night after night.
That case holds all these titles, titles I never lost.
This company wants the best? They want the top stars, the best action, something their fans will never forget?
WHERE WAS MY PHONE CALL!!!!!!!!!!!
What about Pagan?
Who out there has beaten me?
The only times I ever lost was when I was screwed.
World title match vs Kilroy Evans, I had him in the sleeper, his hand was about to go down for the third time and what happened?
My partner Robert Hunglestein III ran into the ring and turned his back on me, just so he could get the next match.
I win battle of the champions again and go to face Robert and what happens?
I had him beat.
I had him laid out.
And then the owner ran into the ring and cost me the match by DQ to save his sorry ass.
Then what does she do?
The bitch strips me of the title and suspends me, only to see the company fold.
That’s karma you fucking cunt!
Weeber: This man is nothing but pure evil.
Pagan slams his barbed wire bat toward the ground walking in a fast pace towards the ring swiping at anyone who tries to lay their hands on him.
Pagan: And then they try to create some new shit hole company, IWA or some shit. All the old champions were brought back to defend their titles, where was my invite?
What about me?!?!?!
Well I’ve sat back for the last six years and I’m done.
Japan banned me because I’ve come up with brutality so sick that even their twisted minds can’t comprehend it.
I’ve had matches so brutal Singapore and Iran don’t want me back because I make Hitler look like a fucking choir boy in a christian church.
No more waiting for invites. Just as my the dark mythoical vampires fall asleep for 200 years and await their turn to rise again and take over, so now shall I come out again to rule and reign high as I did in the past.
I’m not worried about blood, money, rules, fans, women, children, friends, enemies, fuck them all.
Jack Kross you want to find out what a deathmatch is?
Step into my ring son I’ll show you.
Punk ass bitch, what do you know you snide little punk?
Get your ass back out here and Ill educate you good!!
Ned Chambers? You’re nothing but a poor mans Euguene only the fans don’t love you, your family doesn’t love you and Jesus himself doesn’t even love you.
You’re not the chicago cubs. You’re not a loveable loser.
Soutter? You got rolled and I’m sorry but life goes on, I’m sure you can get twinkies on credit.
Pagan grabs the ringsteps and tosses them down the aisle beating the steel guardrails with his barbed wire bat. Before tossing a black rose into the center of the ring as the lights go out.
Pagan: I am Pagan, I am the angel of hell that was sent to take over.
And I am the biggest nightmare the UWF has ever seen.
You did this to yourself boys ...................
You’ll never forget about me again.
Fog rolls down the aisle as the lights slowly turn on with a set of black roses burning all the way back up the rampway to the entrance.
Webber: Fans, I firmly believe we're about to embark on a trip straight to hell.
We'll see you all at the next MeltDown!!
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