CWF : Ring Syndicate Germany

[Soutter]

[The scene opens up to show The Centre of Attention, Soutter, sitting on a stool in front of a CWF banner.]

Soutter : Ok, roll it!

[The shot zooms in on Soutter.]

Soutter : Well, well, well. What do you know, finally, after coming all the way over here to save this federation, i finally have a match.

[Soutter swivels on the stool, looking into another camera angle.]

You know, this place has a lot of potential, which is why i decided to come on over here and help you guys out, and what happens?

Does the incompetent owner thank me for this help?

Does she get me in the ring for the fans to see the number ONE man in the industry?

Hell no! The dumb bitch instead tries to get in my face, sicking some second rate lackey after me. Annnnnnnnnd, ontop of all that, still no match.

So, while we got some turkey calling himself "Malaca" winning the Heavyweight title, I'm left sitting in the back watching this dumb bitch, who makes Jessica Simpson look like a rocket scientist...

[Soutter has a mouthful of water.]

So, as i was saying, i'm sitting in the back, talking with a few of the boys, and then i see this ditzzy broad come out and help Emerald Dragon in his match against The Rising Sun. Now, i was already planning on giving Emerald Dragon a beating, for getting in my business the week before, but i was hoping to save it for a match, thats when the boys start trying to get me going, like i am going to lose my temper or something.

You see, there i am backstage, all of them hanging on my every word, when they start trying to egg me on, telling me to go out there and give it to Dragon and Tamara. I told them maybe later, that i didn't really feel like it, and that i was a bit hungry, and that they could wait till i got em in the ring, but they wouldn't let up, just kept going, trying to get me to lose it.

So, i was in a pretty good mood at the time, i explained to them that its going to take more then that for me to lose it, but that i had an idea, and "watch this" as they say.

So, i go out there, and instead of tearing them apart, i go into my Stone Cold impersonation, heck, i even used the stunner, and told that tramp there was anew sheriff in town.

A new sheriff.

[Soutter chuckles.]

Well, the games are over. I'm no freaking Sheriff!

[Soutter stands up off of his stool.]

I'm a god damned Bandit!

The Big Bad Bustling Bandit!

[Soutter walks right up to the camera and grabs it, staring into it.]

DK! JONNIE ROSE!

I said the games are over, and for you they are, because you two turkeys have a date in the ring with The Centre of Attention, for me, the games are just beginning, and I LIKE IT LIKE THAT~!

[Scene fades to...]

[Soutter]

[The scene opens up to show Soutter sitting in a Karaoke bar in Germany, there is an Asian up on the stage singing She Bangs by Ricky Martin, he looks and sings a little like William Hung from American Idol, but just not quite as bad.]

Soutter (leaning to the guy next to him) : Hey, is that that William Hung guy from American Idol?

Guy : I don't think so man.

Soutter : Ahh, hey, you know that guy, William Hung i mean, do you think he is really a Hunglestein, and just dropped the Jewish bit to try and get away from Robert and Co?

Guy : I highly doubt it, the guy is Asian, not Jewish.

Soutter : Yes, but they have the same amount of talent, when i saw William on tv, i instantly thought of Hunglejerk, it just came to me like a revelation, they must be related, maybe Hungle senior got up to a bit of mischief with some Asian girlies.

Guy : Yeah maybe.

[Guy gives Soutter a dirty look and walks off on him, the scene then switches to show Soutter sitting in front of the camera.]

Soutter : DK! What the hells gotten into you man? You trying to bring your A game to the table to beat The Centre of Attention?

Pal, its going to take more then your A game to get past The Big Bad Bustling Bandit! You may be able to escape getting pinned, but only because we got Jonnie Rose in the mix, who, by the way, if it was up to me, would be the Heavyweight Champ right now, but its not up to me, it was up to you Jonnie, and you couldn't get the job done.

Bad luck there Jonnie, and what reward do you get for coming so close, you get stuck in a match with D freaking Kahuna and The number ONE man in this industry, me, Soutter!

Thats not a reward, thats a death sentence, and by that, i don't mean that DK and myself are equals and will destroy you, hell no, far from, by that, i mean you get to suffer the beating of your life at my hands in the ring, and also the wrestling form of the Chinese torture test known as watching DK's promo's, over and over and over again.

[Soutter shudders.]

DK, listen up pal. I know you have a penchant for Asian women, and this guy i was just talking to in that Karaoke bar told me he knows of this one who would be perfect for you, just go to the club and ask for Honey he said, real name Hun Glow, she's got a cock, but its pretty small he reckons and wont get in the way at all. I obviously aren't into anything like that, and was just about to punch his lights out when he mentioned it to me, but then i remembered you, my great friend, and your love of a good Asian, so, being the great guy that i am, i thought i would let the guy live and pass on the details to yourself.

And DK, like i was saying, before i got distracted by the thought of Jonnie Rose in our match. You are right, we are both from the old school, but thats about where our similarities end. Since them old days, i have gone onto be the number ONE man in this business, and you, well, you haven't gone onto very bloody much, have you?

I cant even understand what you say half the time, i'm just wondering if thats intentional, because you are trying to speak Tammy's language, or if you are as dumb as she is. Know this DK, you cant beat me, you wont beat me, it would be like winning the lottery, its something to dream for, yeah, but lower your goals a bit man, get realistic, you should aim at trying to escape this match with out losing, you don't need to win, that is beyond you, but maybe, just maybe you can survive long enough for me to disregard you, and pin Jonnie Rose, then you will have accomplished something. Then you can say you were in the ring with Soutter, and that you didn't lose. It wont be as satisfying as the feeling i will have from winning, but you got to take what you can get, right?

And one more thing turkey, this match isn't for the TV title, you bloody idiot! Thats the Rising Sun Vs Vastix match.

Think about what you say man, for god sakes, you've been doing this caper longer then i have, and your still as crap as you were the day you started, have you ever heard of evolving?

Time to move forward pal, time to get with the program, and time for DK and Jonnie Rose to feel Soutter Specials left right and centre, and i like it like that!

[Soutter]

[The scene opens up to show The Centre of Attention Soutter sitting at a restaurant in Germany, having just placed his order and waiting on his meal, he has a sip of his drink, a scotch and coke, and then is interrupted by a dorky looking guy approaching him.]

Dorky looking guy : Umm ... excuse me Mr Soutter. Tye Gibson here from the CWF, mind if i join you?

Soutter : Don't mind at all Tye, take a seat.

[Tye takes a seat.]

Tye Gibson : Well sir, i can't tell you what an honour it is to be talking with you. I have followed your career for well over two years now, and let me say, it is a privilege to finally meet you.

Soutter : Why thanks Tye.

Tye Gibson : I must say, its very exciting having someone of your stature here in the CWF with us.

Soutter : I'll bet it is. So, what can i do for you?

Tye Gibson : Well, i have been looking forward to interviewing you since you signed with us, and now that i finally tracked you down, i thought i would ask you a few questions, if thats ok.

Soutter : Sure is, fire away.

[Soutter looks at his watch.]

Soutter : Looks like we got a bit of time to kill anyway 'til my meal is ready.

Tye Gibson : I also have a few messages for you from DK.

Soutter : Do you just?

Tye Gibson : Yeah, he specifically told me to track you down and pass on these messages, so please don't hold it against me.

Soutter : Kill the messenger?

[Soutter chuckles.]

Thats not my style Tye, especially not when i am about to meet the guy these messages come from in the ring.

Tye Gibson : Well, thats a relief. First, let me ask you how are you finding it over here in Germany so far?

Soutter : Wrestled in one place, you've wrestled in them all if you ask me. Although half these turkey's over here don't understand a word i am saying, but i don't take it personally, they have enough trouble with there own language as it is.

Tye Gibson : You have made it quite clear that you came over here to the CWF to help out Tammy and the CWF, why do you think it is then that she would turn on you and try and make things difficult for you?

Soutter : Who know's what goes through that girls head, obviously she just wants to boost her ratings, and what better way to do that then putting the Big Bad Bustling Bandit in the spotlight, the only problem with that is that there is no one here to put up against me, so she probably figured that she may as well try and cash in on having me here, and get a bit of spotlight for herself in the process. Most owners do it these days, try and make the show revolve around themselves, rather then the talent.

Tye Gibson : You don't.

Soutter : I don't need to. I have a great pool of talent working for me, and a very capable Commiss in KJ Xanathos. I'm happy to leave the running of the fed to him, thats what i pay him for, and it enables me to come over here and do what i really enjoy, and thats wrestling.

Tye Gibson : And we are all thankful for that. DK is under the impression that now you are here, that you can take his place in dealing with Tammy, and that he can move onto worrying about actually wrestling.

Soutter : I don't care what DK thinks. I'm not here to "take care of Tammy". I'm here to take care of business, starting with him and Jonnie rose this week.

Tye Gibson : So your not ...

Soutter : I couldn't give a stuff about Tammy, she can try and get in my way, but lets face it, its a pointless exercise. She may think she is making things difficult for me, but its going to take more then her to stop the number ONE man in this industry.

Tye Gibson : DK sure has changed, i remember when he used to be the fun party guy, now he just wants to insult me, i sure did like him before, but i must admit, he seems really focused on this match, i have never seen him like this, seems he really is picking up his game for this match with you and Jonnie.

Soutter : Thats what happens when your the Centre of Attention, everyone tries twice as hard to beat you. I have been dealing with it my entire career. Its like this Tye. Most of these guys, they just go through there career half assing it, going through the motions, and then they get a match with the Suit, and all of a sudden, there career means the world to them and they try and put it all on the line. Its like the World Champion, he has to be at the top of his game each and every match, cause all anyone wants to do is knock him off his perch, i get the same from my opponents, and i haven't even got a belt, my opponents just want to be able to say that they have defeated the Big Bad Bustling Bandit, and then go back to half assing it till there next big match.

[Soutter takes another sip of his drink.]

But the sad reality of it is, not many of them can get the job done. And do you know why?

Tye Gibson : ....

Soutter : I'll tell you why. Because i treat every match the same. When i step in that ring, i am putting my name and reputation on the line, and i'll be damned if some turkey like DK or Jonnie Rose can half ass it past me.

The thing with these guys, is they may step it up a notch, but even with them on there best day, and myself of my worst, they still cant hold a candle to the Suit.

Tye Gibson : Ok, like i said, DK wanted me to pass on a few messages, and he specifically told me to quote him, so here we go. First, he said "Soutter is walking shit about me"

Soutter : Huh?

Tye Gibson : I don't know, thats what he said.

Soutter : Well, i don't even know how to respond to that, the guy obviously has a speech problem, you sure he didn't say "talking shit"?

Tye Gibson : No, no. Definitely "walking shit".

Soutter : Dang. Well, maybe he meant to call me a walking piece of shit, but who knows, and really, who cares.

Tye Gibson : Ok, he also said "let me run his mouth all he wants, at Fever, it is going to head over to my favor and that is a freaking promise"

Soutter : Let "me" run "his" mouth?

Tye Gibson : Yes, i have it all written here so i wouldn't forget.

Soutter : No, i believe you Tye. Trust me, when you say that DK said something, and then it is incomprehensible dribble, i have no problem believing it came from his mouth.

[Soutter starts scratching his ass.]

Tye Gibson : You felling all right?

Soutter : Yeah, just some turkey at the airport lost my luggage, I've been sweating a bit, the doc gave me some cream for it, said its related to my weight and not to worry about it, but now i haven't got that cream, it just itches a bit now and then.

Tye Gibson : Ummm ... tha....

Soutter : Anyway, foods going to be ready soon, so i got to go and wash up, thanks Tye, its been nice talking with you, do me a favor, next time DK tells you to pass on some of his dribble, don't bother unless it actually makes sense.

Tye Gibson : And what about Jonnie Rose?

Soutter : That kid has potential, i'll give him that, and one day he may be a big star. But thats a way off, and right now, right here, he is stepping in there with one of the brightest stars to ever grace a wrestling ring. He may be something in Hollywood, but right here, in the wrestling world, he's nothing more then a kid with potential, and i'll be happy to educate him on what it takes to be a true MVP, the poor guy doesn't have a clue what he's gotten himself into, but he will ...

[Soutter see's the waitress approaching with his meal.]

Soutter : Sorry Tye, we are going to have to cut this short here, something important just came up.

[Soutter stands up and shakes Tye's hand, Tye looks at his hand in shock as Soutter was just scratching his ass, Soutter then heads off towards the bathroom as the scene fades to...]