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Post by Soutter on Jun 23, 2007 22:55:34 GMT
Commercial.
The scene opens with Jeremy Tucker (SWAT commentator) sitting in the Swat Studio.
Jeremy Tucker : Coming next week to the Biography Channel ... The Soutter Story!
With The Big Bad Bustling Bandit making his long awaited return to Hardkore World ... we take a look back at the career so far.
His highs ... his lows.
All the dirt.
Next week ... right here on the Biography Channel.
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Post by Soutter on Jun 23, 2007 22:56:16 GMT
The scene opens to Soutter's office in KGB HQ. He is sitting at his desk in one of his many Hawaiian Shirts on over the top of a KGB t shirt. Sitting across from him is his ever loyal secretary Sally taking notes.
Soutter : I'll tell you what Sally ... i sure am excited to be back in Hardkore World.
Sally : It's a long time overdue .... but you always were a stubor ... ummm ... set in your ways.
Soutter : Heh! You call it stubborn .... i call it sticking by what i stand for. Hardkore World may be all that ... but i got my pride. I got rail roaded ... plain and simple last year ... it tore me up inside ... ate away at me .... still does ... and i plan on taking that with me to the ring and making it work for me ... give these worms a taste of there own medicine.
Sally : Sounds good.
Soutter : So ... when's the big date?
Sally : Hardkore Helloween?
Soutter : Hell no! When are we going up on the Biography channel?
Sally : Any day now boss ... i spoke with them just this morning and they were still debating whether or not it would rate better after your return or before it.
Soutter : Right.
Soutter's phone rings and he answers it.
Soutter : Paul speaking ............................ you want an interview when? ............ let me check that with my secretary .... and I'll have her get back to you with an appropriate time.
Soutter hangs up the phone.
Sally : Ummm ... excuse me boss ... but I've been thinking.
Soutter : Here we go ... want another pay rise do we?
Sally : If your offering ... thanks ... that will go nicely with what i wanted to talk with you about ... the term secretary ... its a bit ... you know ... i was hoping we could change my title to P.A.
Soutter : PA?
Sally : Yeah ... personal assistant.
Soutter : Sounds fine. Now tell me Ms Personal Assistant ... what have all them turkeys at Hardkore World been saying?
Sally : Not much really .... same usual stuff. Hunglow swearing a lot dropping the f bomb every other word ... Cobryn babbling something about being a god .... Sinclair blaming you for all his short comings.
Soutter : Thats a lot to take the blame for.
Sally : Yeah ...
Soutter : They're all the same ... cant get the job done ... go blame someone else.
Sinclair likes to run his mouth all right ... but to blame me on his lack of success ... please ... here's a man who needs to know his limitations ... i remember ... i remember all to well ... he wins a mid card title ... and then wants nothing to do with it ... thinking himself above it ... in reality he wasn't even in the same ball park with the guys above him selling out our arena's.
Kilroy Evans, Andrew Karnage, James Ashcroft, Evan Valentine, Big Stan, Cyrus Williams, Christian Sebastian Kennedy ... them guys sold tickets ... sold out arena's ... week after week after month after month .... Sinclair ... (Suit scoffs) people didn't even come to see him get the hell beaten out of him each week ... and who's fault is that ... why it must be mine.
Wanker.
(to the camera)
Hey Sinclair ... whens the last time you came to me with an idea.
Whens the last time you phoned me up with something that may actually help your career ... instead of you know .... phoning everyone else up and complaining all the time like a little high school girl ... when did you ever put forward something positive to help elevate your career.
You didn't.
Ever.
It was much easier for you to walk around the back whining and trying to stir up shit blaming other people for the position you were in ... maybe ... just maybe if you would of put as much energy into furthering yourself as a wrestler and coming up with something we could use on a show ... then maybe ... just maybe you would of moved up the ranks.
People like you are all the same ... happy to go through the motions and coast along ... then when things don't turn out as you planned ... you can just blame it on someone ... "holding you down".
Yeah right.
Face it worm. You were nothing.
So Sally ... enough on him ... who else am i facing in my first match?
Sally : UCW World Champion: Lee Williams (UCW)
Soutter : It just gets better and better. Not only do i get to pummel Sinclair ... but also Williams. Here is a guy that may well be even more annoying then Sinclair himself.
(to the camera again)
Williams ... you've been running your mouth a lot lately ... funnily enough ... the same old crap as Sinclair and every other "i am not getting used, they favor there friends crap" .... but this is Hardkore World bitch!
Ohhh the things i can envisage when i picture you and i in there with nothing but barbed wire surrounding us ... pity you'll be gone before i get the chance to put any of it to work ... let me guess .. .he's pulling his junoir high school diary shtick routine .... no .. .wait .. .dont tell me ... i really dont want to know .... (Suit shudders) ... who else in this little party?
Sally : Hardkore Britain Northern Tri-Counties Champion: Psychotic Goth (Hardkore Britain)
Soutter : Thats nice ... who else?
Sally : Hardkore World Tag Team Champion: Robert Hunglestien III (Hardkore America)
Soutter : BINGO!
I think we just hit the jackpot!
We got Hunglow, Williams and Sinclair all in the same bracket as the Bid Bad Bustling Bandit?
Sally : Apparently so.
Soutter : This just keeps getting better and better ... let me guess ..... he's running around talking like this on how he will roast this guy ... how he beat this and how his mighty un stable have now been relegated from 5th ranking stable in Hardkore World down to seventh now that the KGB and HoP are in town.
Sally : Something like that i guess ... truth be told i haven't paid much attention to what he has said for a long time.
Soutter : That makes 2 million of us .... who else we got?
Sally : "Giant" Baba O'Reilly (Hardkore Nippon)
Soutter : Thats nice ... who else?
Sally : UCW World Tag Team Champion: Paul Soutter (SWAT)
Soutter : Sounds like a winner there to me Ms Personal Assistant!
Although that should be amended from UCW Tag Team Champion to Hardkore Helloween Cup 2005 winner and future Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion ... seeing as though you know ... we don't work for UCW any more and also that you know ... its a given i am going to take out this whole shin dig!
Who else we got?
Sally : "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson (Hardkore America)
Soutter : Rally .... your kidding me ... is this the finals or the first round match your reading out to me?
Sally : First round.
Soutter : Of course it is ... like Lee or Sinclair would be in the finals ... what was i thinking?
Boy ... sure is a tough bracket for all them guys though .... not only myself but also Rally Jackson and Hungleturd to boot. Who else?
Sally : Toshiro Takashi (Hardkore Nippon)
Soutter : Never heard of him ... but if he is able to last it past Rally and Hungle and its jsut he and i left ... then I'll just have to wing it ... wrap his Jap ass up in Barbed wire and send him back down to the Land of the Rising Sun courtesy of a Soutter Special!
Ouch! Rough flight, worse landing!
Now ... how about you go see about hooking me up with some lunch and then get back onto work on them Biography Channel turkey's ... mmmm .... lunch ... i like it like that.
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Post by Soutter on Jun 23, 2007 22:57:40 GMT
("Renegades of Funk" by Rage against the Machine hits and Soutter, James Fierce, The Shootfighter, Nathan Slater, Gavin Slater and Judge Death come down to the ring. Fierce is holding a chair. Soutter wearing his customary Hawaiian Shirt over the top of a KGB singlet)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The KGB has invaded Hardkore World and The Shootfighter was their first recruit. He's been busy as of late, feuding with Tatsuya Arakawa in Japan and the West Coast as well as coaching his protege Psychotic Goth to the Hardkore Britain Northern Tri Counties title. He recently lost a match in his native Thailand for the Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Championship against Arakawa, so he'd love another shot at him as well as finally win the Hardkore World Championship after a decade in trying.
Phil Blauer: So I've been listening to Mortal Kombat for 10 years?
Guillermo O'Bannon: We all have. The Shootfighter has excelled in these types of matches and is the only wrestler to compete in all 10 Hardkore Helloweens!
Phil Blauer: What about you?
Guillermo O'Bannon: I don't count cause I'm not a wrestler and Joey Hagg did the first two.
Phil Blauer: I always hated Joey Hagg...(shakes his fist) house showin bastard!
Yolanda Ando: The Shootfighter wears knee length black wrestling tights, black wrestling boots, sharp studded forearm pads and a tight black robe with a red dragon on the back.
Guillermo O'Bannon: They also have High Maintenance in their control. Nathan Slater and Jonathan Richards stole the Hardkore World Tag Team titles, AGAIN, after losing a ladder match to The Un-Stable in Los Angeles.
Phil Blauer: You gotta watch those Aussies, they'll steal the cream filling out of your Oreos if your not careful. That's why I sit on mine for safekeeping.
Guillermo O'Bannon: They have a rematch in Hardkore Britain at the Birmingham NEC Center. But tonight, Slater is going into business for himself and looking to become the #1 contender to the Hardkore World Championship.
Yolanda Ando: Nathan Slater wears a unbuttoned black silk shirt and parachute red track pants with black wrestling boots that say "New Sensation".
(Soutter grabs the mic from Bill Kasal)
Soutter : "................. Its good to be back!"
(The Cleveland fans chant "Wel-come Back! Wel-come Back! Wel-come Back! Wel-come Back! Wel-come Back!")
Soutter : "That's right! The Suit is back! And this time i'm not alone!"
(Soutter points to Fierce ... "who are you" chant .... Fierce shakes his head mouthing a "you will find out". Soutter then points to The Shootfighter)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce has made himself a force to be reckoned with in SWAT, UCW: Warfare, HPWA, UWA, AWA, ACW, and the infamous PWA. Now he and Soutter bring the KGB to Hardkore World to give The Un-Stable and The House of Pain what they've been asking for. But tonight James Fierce is looking out for number one.
Phil Blauer: You don't hear alot of Red Hot Chili Peppers at a wrestling show. That's unfortunate. They finally legitimized walking around wearing nothing but a sock. They do it and they're rock stars. I do it and I'm in handcuffs.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I'm sorry I invited you to my friend's bar mitzvah, sir. It's my fault.
Phil Blauer: Damn straight!
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce and Soutter lost their UCW World Tag Team titles to Kilroy Evans and CK Panic, The Attbury Wrecking Crew in Ipswich, England. That loss also forced them to leave UCW, and come here to the sunny West Coast.
Phil Blauer: We're in Cleveland.
Yolanda Ando: James is in a tradition wrestling singlet. The singlet is red at the top and transitions into black towards the thighs. On the back of the singlet the letters “KGB” are written in black. During the introduction Fierce will wear a black and red warm up jacket that has Bandits written on the left breast and Fierce underneath.
Soutter : "Yeahop ..... The KGB ... Kross Global Bandits have just landed in Hardkore World ... that is once we get permission from our sweet mouth world champion .. .wouldn't want him thinking we were trying some "invasion" thingy or something ... seeing as he and the Society are the only ones around here allowed to start a stable."
"Ladies and Gentleman, before we get things underway. I would like to announce a special challenge tonight. It's time to liven things up around ... I am challenging anyone in that locker room to come down to the ring and accept my $5,000 Powerslam Challenge."
(The Gund Arena cheers)
Soutter: "That's right because I am Master of the Powerslam. The most lethal move in this business. A move with the like sof DDT's, Piledrivers and Figure Furs used to be both feared and recognised world wide. And soon all of you, wether your Kilroy Evans, Gojira, Rally Jackson or Matt Boone's piano teacher will fall under the sheer destruction of ... THE POWERSLAM! Here's the challenge, you allow me to powerslam anyone in the back, and if you can answer the five count, you win $5,000. But it ain't happenin'"
("Caught in a Mosh" by Anthrax plays and Blak Lung comes down to the ring)
Guillermo O'Bannon: It seems that Blak Lung has decided to accept the $5,000 Powerslam Challenge.
Phil Blauer: I get a 10% cut as his manager.
(Blak Lung slides under the barbed wire, The Shootfighter tries to stop him but Blak Lung punches him. The Shootfighter goes to punch back but Nathan Slater holds him back. Blak Lung stands eye to eye with Soutter)
Soutter: "I said CHALLENGE! Ok, you wanna be the first victim of 'Mr. Powerslam' Paul E. Soutter?? Sounds good turkey. Let me get ready."
Phil Blauer: Soutter going into his preperation session here.
(James Fierce stands the chair up and Soutter sits in it, removing his Hawaiian Shirt. Fierce rubs Soutter's shoulders while Soutter throws talcum powder all over his shoulders & hands for grip)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Is all this really neccesary?
Phil Blauer: The trick to the powerslam is grip, Guillermo. And falling down on a person.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter scoops Blak Lung up and makes a couple adjustments ... and then a couple more ... he's walking him around the ring, looking for the perfect spot.
Phil Blauer: Soutter makes a few more adjustments now.
(Soutter puts his finger in his mouth and then tests the wind. He then drops forward, crushing Blak Lung with his 428 pounds! The fans cheer and Soutter instructs Bill Kasal to start counting)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "1!"
(Blak Lung starts to stir)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "2!"
(Blak Lung pulls himself up by the ropes)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "3!"
(Soutter grabs the unfolded chair and cracks Blak Lung in the skull with it!! The Shootfighter shakes his head and Blak Lung drops like a bag of hammers. The Cleveland fans cheer wildly)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "4!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "5!"
Phil Blauer: Mr.Powerslam has done it!
(Soutter takes the microphone)
Soutter: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt him, but the powerslam knows no halfway switch. The powerslam is stronger than me. I am just it's vessel. (grabs Fierce by his jacket and shakes him) I'M JUST IT'S VESSEL, JAMES!!
(James consoles Soutter and tells him it's ok)
Soutter: Heed my word. Tonight is the beginning of the end for everyone in the locker room. Like some Stephen King villan that's nameless and invisible and can talk to you in to you in your head, the powerslam is like that. But it won't take you an entire summer to read the powerslam.
Just 5 seconds baby .... 5 seconds!
And i like it like that!
(Soutter hands the microphone to Bill Kasal and leaves the KGB in the ring)
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Post by Soutter on Jun 23, 2007 22:58:29 GMT
The scene opens to "Celebrity Poker", and low and behold if the KGB hasn't pulled another coup. The Bandits have gathered all of their favorite 80's icons for the hit television series. Blossom, Anthony Michael Hall, MC Hammer And everyone's lovable orphan....Punky Brewster. Soutter : Raise ya.... (Grabs a handful of chips and casually counts them) 12. Blossom: Ohhh ... this is so much fun ... i am really having so much fun. James peeks at Suits pocket aces, and then folds. MC Hammer : Yo, Yo, I call. Soutter : Wait till after the game baby cake ... that’s where the real fun begins. Suit leers at Blossom who shrinks back away from him ... folding also. James Fierce : I called dibs earlier....Just as long as she wears the pig tails. Soutter : Looks like it’s just you and i then Punky. MC Hammer : Yo ... what about me? Anthony Michael Hall : And me? Soutter : I was talking about after the game guys... Anthony Michael Hall : Ohhh ... hahahaha.... good one suit ... I’ll call. MC Hammer : Well F that shit! I raise 20! Punky Brewster : I'm out! Anthony Michael Hal l: Well I’m in! Soutter : Me to! Suit and AMH throw in there chips and the first three cards are turned over. [The dealer flops an Ace of hearts, Ace of diamonds, and a king of harts.] Soutter : Say Anthony ... since you progressed from 16 Candles to playing Christopher Walken in the Dead Zone, you don’t have any unfair advantage in this game do ya? MC Hammer : What? I'm out! Hammer folds throwing his cards in. James takes a drink of Fosters ... the official beer of the KGB] Soutter : Just you and I now ... I’ll go 50. AMH : Call. James Fierce: Hey Punky .... how about you crawl underneath the table here and clean my pipes. Soutter spits his scotch out all over AMH.
Brewster: My Names isn't Punky!
Soutter : Whatever your name is, you sure have developed into one beautiful woman ... you two Blossom.
Dealer flips another King, Anthony's eye's light up and then he tries to look cool again.
James Fierce : Excuse me...Soleil Moon-Frye, how about you crawl underneath the table and make this night worth it.
Soutter : Like the look of that did ya Tony? Huh ... no need to call names James ... Punky was just the name of her character.
Brewster: Thank you Soutter.
James Fierce: What if I said please?
Soutter : Moon -Frye ... ha ... good one though James ... so ... What’s your name then toots?
Brewster : That is my name!
Soutter : Your kidding?
Suit grabs another handful of chips throwing them in ... without even counting them
Soutter : Lets call that ... what ... 50?
James Fierce: C'mon honey, come tickle my balls.
AMH : More like 30 ... (looks at his two kings and the two down in the middle) ... but stuff it ... I’m all in!
Brewster swishes her drink all over James.
Brewster : Tickle that you dog!
James Fierce: Hey Suit... I think she likes me.
Soutter : She sure is a fiery one.
[Soutter goes all in as well ... Anthony flipping over his 2 kings a big smile on his face.]
Soutter : Damn! 4 Kings .. .you sly dog Anthony!
Anthony smiles and goes to pull the chips in.
Blossom : This is sooo exciting!
Soutter : Whoa .. ease up ... (Soutter throws over his two aces ... and then winks at Blossom)
Anthony Michael Hall : You gotta be kidding me! (Throwing his cards down) ... I'm out already!
James Fierce : You can deal for us now Anthony ... keep yourself busy.
Soutter : So Hammer .... i heard you became a preacher or something?
James Fierce : And Punky...I hear you are doing some adult films ... Maybe we can make a new feature later on tonight.
MC Hammer : You know it ... after i lost my fortune i devoted myself to the church.
Brewster : Ass.
Soutter : Wow ... is that true Punky?
James Fierce : Well ... prepare to lose another fortune this hand Hammer ... come on Anthony ... dont shuffle the tits of the queen! Deal em up!
James switches his two cards out for an ace and king of spades..
Blossom: This is sooo much fun!
Soutter ... after covering for James making the switch throws in folding.
Soutter: You gotta know when to hold em and know when to fold em guys.
Brewster : So ... you two guys are wrestlers yeah? How’s that all going?
AMH turns the cards over, and low and behold a Queen, Jack, and a ten of spades are turned.
Soutter : We aren't just wrestlers sweet cheeks ... we're the KGB ... Kross Global Bandits!
Hammer peeks at his two cards revealing an unsuited Ace and King.
MC Hammer : Yo Playa, you guys might be good rasslers, but this is poker. I bet 50.
Blossom folds
Soutter : Hey Hammer ... anyone ever tell you look like a wrestler called 2 Cold Scorpio?
Hammer : Never heard of the brotha ... must be a good looking fella though ... heh!
Blossom : Ha! Your so funny Hammer ... this is soooo much fun!
James Fierce : Hmmm, I call, and I'll raise you all in.
Hammer starts smiling ear to ear
Soutter : You wanna see funny Blossom, try sitting through a Un stable or House of Pain promo ... funny alright ... in a car crash type of way.
MC Hammer : Aight, I call.
Hammer turns his cards over.
James Fierce: Nice....
James pauses for a second
James Fierce: Hey Hammer...
James turns over his Royal Straight Flush.
James Fierce: You can't touch this.... but Punky can.
Soutter : Bad luck Hammer ... maybe next time ... heh ... hey ... you know that song you had ..."Have you seen her?" ... you could re release that and we can use it for the missing Angel!
James Fierce : She ain’t missing ... i saw her on Hollywood Boulevard a few months ago in some alleyway.
Brewster : What were you doing in that alleyway James?
James Fierce : Looking for you!
Punky jumps to her feet getting in James' face
Brewster : That’s it you pig ... I've just about had enou ....
Punky is cut short as Fierce grabs her hard around the wrist ... he gets up and twists on it ... tears welling up in her eye's.
Hammer : (Jumping to his feet) .... Hey! Hold on a secon ...
Hammer is cut short as Soutter bitch slaps him back into his chair.
Soutter : Sit!
Anthony Michael Hall and Blossom don’t know what to do ... both sitting there stunned by the scene.
Soutter : (to AMH) What worm?
AMH is frozen stiff
James Fierce: Listen here Punky, I was playing around earlier, but now I, no... You will do what I say when I say, understand bitch?
Brewster : Uh...okay...tears going down her face, but a smirk shows up as well
Brewster : You know ... I sort of like a man that’s rough.
James Fierce : That's what I thought...Now sit down, and let me talk.
Punky smiles and disappears from the scene as James takes his seat.
James Fierce: You see, we do things the way we want, when we want and how we want. If I tell a bitch to clean my pipes she better clean my pipes. That's just the way it is. It’s never nothing personal. Just like when we bend over the HOP, it won't be nothing personal, just business.
Soutter : Just like when i feel like slapping you upside the head Hammer .... (Soutter backhands Hammer, blood flying from corner of his mouth) ... its nothing personal ... we'll ... maybe with you it is a bit personal ... for putting us through all them toy songs. Just like this card game .... we come here and play cause ... we felt like it ... but one thing you all need to know ... and everyone else out there in tv land needs to know ... where the Bandits go ... Mayhem ensues.
Suit grabs a handful of Blossom's hair and hoists her up onto his shoulder in the pump handle.
Blossom (squealing) : This isnt that much fun anymore!
James begins to squirm a bit
James Fierce: Oh...
Soutter steps up onto the card table ... boots Anthony Michael Hall in the face sending him flying ... and then BOOM ... Soutter Special to Blossom through the card table.
A smile comes across James' face.
James Fierce : Oh yeah ... No don't stop baby... as the camera exposes James with his pants down and Punky, well, you know.
Soutter Laughing Hey James...
James Fierce : Oh yeah...not now Suit.
Soutter Laughing Non- Stop No seriously....You better pull your pants up, your government don’t take to nicely to these things.
James Fierce : Oh...James finally realizes that the world can see Damn. Fierce pushes Punky on her ass and pulls his pants up.
Soutter : (looking into the camera) Listen up Hardkore World! The KGB is back in town! Fuck all you and your girly little outfits ... you wanna survive around here ... stay the hell out of our way ... Pray like this turkey here ...
Shot of Hammer praying on his knee's...
Soutter : That you dont get put up against the Bandits!
James then Lifts Hammer up and nails the Kryptonite neck breaker
James Fierce: Hammer that.
Soutter: First stop is the House of Pain .... from there .... its open season .... and we like it like that!
The scene fades to....Jobbers.
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Post by Soutter on Jun 23, 2007 22:59:57 GMT
The scene opens up to show SWAT commentator Jeremy Tucker sitting in the SWAT studios.Jeremy Tucker : Howdy folks, and welcome to this biography channel special on a great man, and i say that not only because he is my boss, but because i am also getting paid a lot of money to say so. Shot pans out to show Andrew Fulton sitting beside Jeremy.Andrew Fulton : Are you for real Jerry? That sounds more like a drunken best mans speech at a wedding, not a tribute to a man about to be immortalised in this epic telling of his life story. Jeremy Tucker : Nice. Our hero's tale begins where all hero's tales begin ... at the beginning. Which in this case was back in Melbourne Australia some 32 years ago. Paul was, as you would expect, a huge baby. Cut to a photo of a chubby kid wearing a baby Hawaiian ShirtAndrew Fulton : Rumour has it growing up the Suit lost his virginity age 4 to his kindergarten teacher and then went on to a sordid love affair with her 15 year old daughter getting his first taste of mother daughter action. Jeremy Tucker : Would you be serious for one second here Fulton! Cut to a photo of Paul's kindergarten class, his teacher looking away from the camera lovingly towards him.Jeremy Tucker : But his one true love was always Professional wrestling ... he couldn't take his eye's off it. Andrew Fulton : Much to his kindergarten teachers dismay. Jeremy Tucker : From the first time he saw wrestling on TV in that Melbourne suburban lounge room, there was never anything else he was going to be. It consumed him, was all he thought about, all he talked about. Andrew Fulton : And still is to this very day. Jeremy Tucker : Did it drive the rest of his family and everyone he knew mad ... of course it did ... did he care ... Hell no! Cut to a photo of Soutter stretching his younger brother in a camel clutch.Jeremy Tucker : Apart from his fascination with wrestling, Paul had a fairly normal childhood, but he always knew he was different, always knew he was destined for greatness in the ring ... and thats why age 16 in 1989 he moved to the States to begin his training with Frank Ottman. Andrew Fulton : Suit was a natural and it wasn't long before Frank and himself were tearing it up on the indy tag scene. Cut to a photo of Frank Ottman and a young Soutter in the ring.Jeremy Tucker : Then came his big break ... or at least thats what everyone kept telling him. Andrew Fulton : Suit and Frank were hot as a tag team ... and New York wanted them ... wanted them bad ... the tag team scene at the time was hot ... and Vince wanted to bring them in as a monster tag team to feud with the likes of L.O.D. , Demolition, The Hart Foundation and The Rockers.. Jeremy Tucker : Paul had thought all his dreams had come true ... boy was he wrong. Andrew Fulton : Everything was set ... Vince had invited a few of the boys out on his yacht to welcome Paul and Frank to the fed ... and everything was going according to plan ... it was too good to be true ... thats when everything turned pear shape. Jeremy Tucker : The drinks were flowing free and fast on that Yacht ... and the boys were really enjoying themselves, especially Rick Rude, who was revelling in the telling of one of his many sex stories. Rick always liked to go into detail, and the boys always loved to listen to each and every one of them details. Andrew Fulton : Well, appears them details were a bit to much for big Frank, and he ducked up onto the deck for a quick relief ... but Dusty and Curt saw him duck up there ... thinking he had had to much to drink and a good rib could be on the cards ... they snuck up there to see big Frank Ottman pleasing himself in a most disgusting fashion .... Jeremy Tucker : Dusty and Curt couldn't believe there luck ... and Curt was down the stairs and back up them in a flash with the whole lot of them .... thats when Frank sensed something was wrong ... he turned around to see everyone staring at him ... Dusty yelling out. "Its meant to be a Cruise boat, not a Tug Boat." Andrew Fulton : Paul couldn't believe it ... and neither could Frank ... Vince was having a riot ... he couldnt get over it ... "Tugboat" he kept saying ... "thats what we're going to call you from now on Frank ... Tugboat!" Then he looked over at Paul ... "You two will be the Tugboats!" he said. Jeremy Tucker : Paul chuckled along ... thinking he was fooling around ... but it soon became apparent he indeed was not fooling around. And Paul had to quickly try and salvage the situation. Andrew Fulton : But the was no saving this one ... the ship had sunk as they would say. Jeremy Tucker : Paul tried his hardest to talk Frank out of it ... but there was no stopping him ... Frank told Paul he was a young man and had his whole career in front of him, but for a veteran like Frank these chances dont come along very often and that this would be his last chance. Andrew Fulton : Paul and Frank then parted company ... Frank going ahead with the Tugboat gimmick and Paul spending the next 10 years working his guts out on the indy scene. Jeremy Tucker : Thats when he got his big break. The UWA! Jeremy Tucker : But thats going to have to wait until next week, as we are out of time ... we'll see you next weeks folks, with part 2 of The Soutter Story, the UWA years, right here on the Biography channel.
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Post by Soutter on Jun 23, 2007 23:01:10 GMT
Rage Against the Machine blare out through the arena : NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY, YOU CANT STOP US NOW!
The Renegades of Funk intro is then faded out with "We Lie, We Cheat, We Steal" mixing in over the top of it and a red and black lowrider with "KGB" air brushed onto the bonnet comes bouncing out onto the rampway and down to ringside. James Fierce is driving with Mad Dog Soutter and The Shootfighter perched on the back seat pointing to the sky and showing there respect to Eddie G.
Guillermo O'Bannon : The KGB coming out and honouring Eddie, what a great show of respect.
Phil Blauer : Soutter in a lowrider? I thought every car that fat prick got in rode low to the ground.
Guillermo O'Bannon : Please Phil, a bit of respect.
The KGB get out of the car and head into the ring Soutter pulling out a mic.
Paul Soutter : Ok, now that Hardkore's Worlds version of the legends tour is over, its time for both yours and our favourite part of the show. That Powerslam Challenge!
Thats right, next month we may see Tux or Rally facing off with the likes of Hacksaw Jim Duggan or Goldust. But right now ... its Powerslam time, and i like it like that!
Soutter adjusts the West Coast title draped over his shoulder, yes, thats right, the West Coast title.
Ohhh ... some of you may be wondering what i am doing with this belt. Well, i took a little juant down to Rocky Mountain country last week, you know, SWAT business, and thought while i was there i may as well drop by and have a look at the Hardkore World house show. You know, show my face, keep my name up there with the guys, and what did i see. The mighty Syberus out there running his mouth throwing out open challenges. None of them Rocky kids wanted anything to do with him, so i thought, why not?
And here is the result. 12 minutes, three cracked ribs and a bruised sternum later, and Syberus's big mouth is shut. Of course not permanently, that would be impossible. He will be back, proclaiming this and that. And when he is, i'll be ready and waiting. Thats right Syby. Anytime any place! You want a rematch ... you got it! Just say the word and i'll happily break the rest of your ribs.
But now onto more pressing and important matters ... who out there in the back has the balls to step up and face the terror known as .... The Powerslam!
"Alive" by Saliva plays. The fans boo Tamara Sanchez walking down to the ring
Phil Blauer: The Hardkore World Women's Champion is coming down to the ring!
She finally grabs a mic and it seems like she wants to explain it to us.
Tammy : Now ya all know that Soutter spoke out this HUGE challenge. Thousands of bucks only to escape from his cover after his powerslam. Now ya know I thought to myself "I am the best female wrestler around this shitty fed, I'm better than most of the men here, well at least better than most of the weakest men here." And what I saw at the last show was more than week. I couldn't believe or well, I still can't believe that it's impossible to overcome this OH-SO-WONDERFUL-DESTROYING-POWERSLAM of him. So again I thought to myself "Why not trying it?" I don't even want Soutter's fucking money, I'm rich enough. It's all about prestige and power. Wait a second, I even have that allready. Well, then it's just for fun, cuzz everyone knows I can NEVER EVER get enough of this.
Soutter : Shootfighter ... would you care to translate that for us?
Shootfighter with a blank expression on his face ... Suit looks to Fierce who shrugs his shoulders mouthing "dont ask me".
Soutter : Look Tammy. In case you have a hearing problem ... i said anyone with the balls! You ... contrary to rumour in the back ... dont have any balls!
Tammy crotch chops herself pointing at Suit and telling him to hurry up and get on with it.
Soutter : You dont understand Tammy ... this is the Powerslam ... it knows not whether you are male or female ... The Powerslam has a mind of its own and there is no way you can stand up to the destruction that is bound to ensue!
Tammy slaps Suit hard across the face and Soutter snaps ... grabbing a handful of her hair and brutally hoisting her up onto his shoulder.
Phil Blauer : What about the powder ... thats my favourite part ... how can he perform the Powerslam without his pre Powerslam routine?
Soutter walks around the ring with Tammy up on his shoulder working the crowd ... and then ... BOOM! .... plants her hard to the mat with a crushing powerslam.
Suit then moves across next to Shootfighter and Fierce ... who also look a bit upset about the pre match ritual being skipped, James waiting by with the chair and Shootfighter with the powder.
Referee Lloyd Braun starting his count.
Lloyd Braun : 1 ................. 2 ................. 3 .................. (Tammy starts to make her way to her feet) .... 4 .... (Tammy gets back to her feet and WHAM! .... is crunched by a brutal chair shot from James Fierce.)
Lloyd Braun : 5!!!!
Soutter : There you have it folks ... the might of the Powerslam is unstoppable ... man, women or child ... it knows no bounds!
James Fierce moves across and picks up Tammy and drills her with the Kryptonite Neck Breaker as Shootfighter slides a table into the ring. Soutter and Fierce set up the table and James then lifts Tammy up to Soutter who is now ontop of the table.
Soutter then gets Tammy in the pump handle position, crudely dry rooting her limp body. He then lifts her up onto his shoulder with the pump handle and proceeds to send her crashing through the table with a devastating Soutter Special sit out viagra driver!
Phil Blauer : The power of the Powerslam leaving the Womens champ in a heap there Gerry!
Guillermo O'Bannon : The KGB are animals! This is just not on!
Soutter : Next month i expect a more worthy challenger ... you are forewarned ... as for you House of Pain ... later tonight you have to get in a cage with Fierce and myself ... good luck ... your going to need it!
Suit drops the mic and Renegades of Funk hits as the KGB make there way to the back.
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Post by Soutter on Jun 23, 2007 23:01:55 GMT
[Fade in on a Hardkore Rocky Mountains House Show at the Dee Glen Smith Spectrum in Logan, Utah]
Vince Killings: Fans, thanks for joining us. We have some late breaking news. We were supposed to have a match between Scott Bastion and Mad Man Kozo but the SWAT World Tag Team Champions The Connection just ran in and leveled both men with chairs!
Scott Jenjita: It's a shame, because it was set to be a great match. Just like all the great matches we've witnessed tonight.
Vince Killings: Oh yes, remember when that one thing happened with the guy?
Scott Jenjita: Yes, I nearly wet myself when that happened.
Vince Killings: I just hope whatever Syberus is hear to say can live up to the scathing promo Vampira cut earlier.
Scott Jenjita: Hey, Reverend Cornelius Marsh shouldn't have parked in her space.
[Adrian Tanner Jr. hands Syberus the microphone]
Syberus: "So this is where everyone else jokes about going when Jonnie's payoff is low?"
[The Dee Glen Smith Spectrum boos. Syberus sneers and swings his Hardkore West Coast title over his shoulder]
Syberus: "I came slumming to show you I am the greatest West Coast Champion since...didn't someone Dilmar Breent hold this thing?"
[Laughs. The Morman fans chant "Fudge You Syberus *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fudge You Syberus *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fudge You Syberus *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*]
Syberus: "I'm hear to offer anyone in the back or any of you stuffed shirt door ringers in the audience, a shot at this title."
Vince Killings: What an ego!
[The crowd boos. Suddenly a man emerges from the audience]
Scott Jenjita: Who is that? He's huge!
Vince Killings: I don't know. But the crowd sure seems to know who it is.
[The man grabs the microphone]
"The Master of the Powerslam" Paul E. Soutter: "I was here to see if anyone, ANYONE in the building could withstand the powerslam of doom. But it looks like something better came along."
[Syberus shakes his head and refuses to defend against him, gesturing that he only meant skinny people. Soutter nods, and clotheslines Syberus out of his boots]
Vince Killings: And we're underway! Syberus gets up and smacks Soutter upside the chin with an uppercut. He irish whips Soutter into the ropes...
Scott Jenjita: Soutter comes back with a flying shoulderblock that knocks him on his ass!
[The Dee Glen Smith Spectrum erupts in cheers. Syberus scoots away from Soutter as he motions for him to get up]
Vince Killings: Soutter tosses him across the ring with a gut wrench suplex!
Scott Jenjita: Soutter scoops him up on his shoulder, but Syberus slides down on to his feet behind him and kicks him in the ass!
[The Logan fans boo Syberus, and Soutter turns around with fire in his eyes. Soutter charges him but Syberus takes him down with a drop toe hold]
Vince Killings: Syberus tries to apply an abdominal stretch but there's too much...
Scott Jenjita: Too much Soutter!
Vince Killings: Paul E. Soutter hiptosses him. Syberus runs at him but Soutter grabs him by the throat with both hands and drives him into the mat with a lo-down powerbomb!!
Referee Joe Smith: 1...(Syberus gets his shoulder up)
Vince Killings: Soutter fireman's carries Syberus up on his shoulders and drives his 428 pounds into his chest with a samoan drop!
Scott Jenjita: He irish whips Syberus into the ropes and tosses him over his head with a belly to belly suplex.
[The small basketball gymnasium is deafening with cheers as Syberus pulls himself up by the ropes. Soutter runs at him with a running double ax handle but Syberus stops him in his tracks with a knee to the stomach]
Vince Killings: Syberus DDTs Soutter's skull in the mat!
Scott Jenjita: I think this entire time Syberus has been reeling from the surprise of seeing the 400 pound Australian. Now he can finally get his head straight.
Vince Killings: Syberus gets behind Soutter and applies a rear naked choke. Soutter reaching out for the ropes but Syberus has it locked in.
[The fans clap faster & faster for Soutter to get out of the hadaka-jimi choke. Soutter rolls onto his stomach and does a push up]
Vince Killings: Soutter back on his feet with Syberus attached to his back. Soutter runs backwards and squashes Syberus in the corner!
Scott Jenjita: Soutter rams a knee into Syberus' balls, another in his stomach. When Syberus keels over, Soutter smashes him in the face with a kneelift.
Vince Killings: He's battering the trapped Englishman in the face with a flurry of forearms.
Scott Jenjita: He presses Syberus over his head and drops him over the ropes to the gymnasium floor below!
[The crowd erupts. Adrian Tanner Jr. tries to help Syberus up to his feet, but Soutter rolls out of the ring and pushes him out of the way]
Vince Killings: Soutter irish whips Syberus hard into the steel railing!! He's climbing up onto the apron.
Scott Jenjita: Paul E. Soutter leaps off of the apron and Soutterlanches Syberus against the guardrail, breaking it and falling into the front row! That's gonna be some lawsuits...
[Syberus and Soutter lie underneath a sea of fans. Adrian Tanner helps Syberus up and hands him a chair]
Vince Killings: Adrian Tanner Jr. and Syberus give Soutter a con-chair-to when he get to his feet!!
Scott Jenjita: Ouch. I could hear that from here.
Vince Killings: They're right in front of us.
Scott Jenjita: Huh? (takes out his ear plugs)
Vince Killings: Syberus unfolds a chair and rests the bottom of it against Soutter's throat. He's sitting on the chair!!
[Referee Joe Smith comes out and demands Syberus let the man breathe. Soutter kicks his legs out violently. He gives him a count of five and then forcibily pulls him out of the chair]
Vince Killings: Syberus delivers a half nelson facebuster on the wooden gymnasium floor!!
[Adrian Tanner Jr. finds a steel chain underneath the ring. Syberus rolls Soutter back into the ring]
Vince Killings: Tanner hands Syberus that chain. Syberus wraps it around Soutter's throat and tosses him back over the ropes and hangs him with the chain!!
Scott Jenjita: If you need to beat a fat man, take away his air. They have a real problem getting it back.
[Soutter's face turns red from lack of oxygen as he tries to find the apron with his feet. The Dee Glen Smith Spectrum rocks with boos. Joe Smith lays in another 5 count and then pulls Syberus away]
Vince Killings: Soutter falls to the apron and rolls back into the ring. Syberus irish whips him into the turnbuckle.
Scott Jenjita: Syberus mounts him from the second rope and starts wailing away with right hands.
Vince Killings: Soutter grabs him by the legs, walks into the center of the ring and delivers an inverted atomic drop!
[Syberus clutches his nuts, Soutter goes for a suplex but Syberus floats over to his feet]
Vince Killings: Syberus runs him into the ropes and rolls him up with a backroll press!
Referee Joe Smith: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Vince Killings: Syberus irish whips Soutter into the ropes but Soutter comes back with a spinning heel kick!
Scott Jenjita: Soutter pulls him up and applies a bearhug.
Vince Killings: He's crushing the life out of him!
[Syberus tries to ear clap his way out of Soutter's bearhug but the Mad Dog hangs on tight. Syberus finally rakes Soutter's eyes]
Vince Killings: Syberus nails Soutter with a gorgeous standing dropkick!
Scott Jenjita: Syberus climbs to the top turnbuckle. He drops a Cinders Kneedrop to the back of Soutter's head!! He rolls him over and makes the pin.
Referee Joe Smith: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Vince Killings: Soutter gets to his feet and ducks under a punch.
Scott Jenjita: He german suplexes Syberus!
Referee Joe Smith: 1...2...(Syberus gets his shoulder up)
Vince Killings: Soutter now has a hold of that chain that Syberus used on him and has an evil look in his eye.
[Joe Smith begs Soutter to put it down, but Soutter pushes him out of the way. He whips Syberus across the back with it]
Vince Killings: Soutter gives Syberus another sickening lash across the back and shoulders with that long steel chain!!
Scott Jenjita: He sits on Syberus back and chokes Syberus with the chain!!
Vince Killings: Joe Smith having a hard time controlling these two Hardkore America superstars.
Scott Jenjita: What do you expect? He's used to warning Vampira to lay off the bites.
[Joe Smith pulls Soutter off of a lifeless Syberus. He grabs one of those chairs The Connection used on him and sticks it between the top and second turnbuckles]
Vince Killings: Soutter irish whips Syberus into that chair stuck in the turnbuckles, and then follows him in with another Soutterlanche!!
[The Utah crowd erupts as Syberus attempts to walk out and then falls on his face. Soutter climbs to the top turnbuckle]
Vince Killings: Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs him by the leg and pulls him down, crotching him on the top turnbuckle!
Scott Jenjita: Syberus superplexes Soutter!!
Referee Joe Smith: 1...2...thr- (Soutter kicks out)
Vince Killings: He irish whips Soutter into the ropes and takes him down with a lou thez press!
Referee Joe Smith: 1...2...(Soutter gets his shoulder up)
Scott Jenjita: Lou Thez from right here in Logan, Utah.
Vince Killings: Actually, I think he's from
Scott Jenjita: Come on, Vince. It's a house show. No one can hear us. Soutter's barely up before Syberus is rolling him back up with an inside cradle!
Referee Joe Smith: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Vince Killings: Syberus measures Soutter and hits him with a spear...
Scott Jenjita: And bounces right off the no-selling Soutter!
[The audience cheers and Soutter beats his chest like an ape. He grabs Syberus by the hair and headbutts him]
Vince Killings: Soutter pulls Syberus' head into his legs, and then flips him up on his shoulder before depositing him facefirst into a Soutter Splat dominator!!
Scott Jenjita: Soutter climbs to the top turnbuckles and the fat man flies with a Soutter Splash to his back!!
[The Logan fans cheer as Syberus clutches his ribs. Soutter pulls him up and scoops him up on his shoulder]
Vince Killings: He runs into the center of the ring with a running Soutterslam!!
Scott Jenjita: He claims to be the Master of it.
Referee Joe Smith: 1...2...thr- (Syberus kicks out)
Vince Killings: Paul Soutter pumphandles him up onto his shoulder then deposits him on his head with a Soutter Special!!
Referee Joe Smith: 1...2...3!!!
[The Dee Glen Smith Spectrum leaps to their feet and cheers. "Rip it Up" by 28 Days plays on the PA system. Joe Smith picks the West Coast title up off of the floor and hands it to Soutter. Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls Syberus out of the ring, but he points to his ribs. Tanner waves on some EMTs]
Vince Killings: Unbelievable!
Ring Announcer: "At 12 minutes 1 second; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...'THE MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM' PAUL E. SOUTTER!!!"
Vince Killings: We didn't even know Soutter was in the building and we have a title change!
Scott Jenjita: What else can happen tonight?
[Soutter stands on the second rope with the West Coast title over his head, celebrating]
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Post by Soutter on Jun 23, 2007 23:02:30 GMT
Scene opens up to show the Suit, Paul Soutter, Master of the Powerslam standing in front of a Hardkore World banner. He is wearing one of his trademark Hawaiian Shirts over the top of a KGB t-shirt, the Hardkore World West Coast title draped over his shoulder.
So ... my first defence of this prestigous title, and i get Microshocker.
Off all the people in this fed, i ... get ... Microshocker!
O well, one turkey is just as good as the next i guess.
Microshocker. You disgust me!
With your foul antics and freakish lifestyle.
Come Palm Springs, we are going to have ourselves a good old fashioned Poofter bashing!
Thats right faggot!
Your stepping in the ring with The Big Bad Bustling Bandit!
The Centre of Attention!
Master of the Powerslam!
The Suit! Mad Dog Paul Soutter!
I got the Skill to Thrill!
The name to entertain!
I got me this here West Coast title, and i dont intend on letting some worm like yourself change that.
This here ... (pats belt) ... its mine!
After this show is over, things can then go back to normal.
You can go back to the womens division where you belong.
And i can do what it is that i do best. Dominate!
Since i swallowed my pride and came back to Hardkore World, there has been no stopping me!
The KGB are on a role. The sky is the limit.
Everyday, we get another message on our cell phone, guys begging to become a Bandit.
Guys who just dont understand what it means to be a Bandit!
Guys like you Microshocker, who arent even guys at all!
Suit takes the belt off his shoulder and holds it up real close to the camera.
Take a good look Microshocker ... cause this is as close as your ever gonna get to this championship belt, unless of course i decide to drop you head first with it via a Soutter Special or two.
And take a good look next week, when the History channel features part two of The Soutter Story, a little preview of what your in for if you will.
And i like it like that!
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Post by Soutter on Jun 23, 2007 23:03:09 GMT
Shot picks up nearing the end of the first fall in the James Fierce Vs Lonewolf McNeely 2 out of 3 falls match.
["Rip it Up' by 28 Days plays again The audience roars as "The Master of the Powerslam" Paul E. Soutter, The Shootfighter, Vampira and Judge Death walk down to the ring]
Phil Blauer: What are the KGB doing down here?
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Hardkore West Coast Champion seems like he wants to come out and support his partner, James Fierce.
[Lonewolf stops and turns towards Paul looking him dead in the eyes. Lonewolf McNeely tries to keep his eye on both his opponent and the oncoming gang of wrestlers. The Shootfighter threatens Bill Kasal with his stainless steel singapore cane and then grabs the microphone from him and hands it to Soutter. Suit mounts the ring steps heading through the ropes his eyes also on Lonewolf. Lonewolf steps back and just glares at Soutter standing towards the corner while running his hands through his hair and wiping the sweat off of his face. Soutter walks into the ring and moves towards Lonewolf, chesting him]
"The Master of the Powerslam" Paul E. Soutter: Soutter: "Beat it kid. Time for the hottest segment in wrestling today, the Powerslam Challenge."
[The Palm Springs crowd erupts. McNeely checks on James Fierce who's still recovering from the powerbomb off the top rope. Lonewolf turns around and grabs Soutters arm looking him dead in the eyes]
Lonewolf McNeely: "Excuse me? Get out of the ring and let me continue on with the match, you and your challenge mean nothing to me, let your boy take his beating before you end up taking it."
Soutter: (using his bulk to back Lonewolf into the turnbuckle.) "Whoaaa. You seem to be under the wrong impression. I am not out here for you. This isn't about you. Its about The Powerslam. So ... (suit motions to the outside) be a good boy, take a breather, have a drink, slice your arms up, whatever it is you do. Then I'll proceed to powerslam some poor sap in the back into oblivion, and you can get right back to getting the shit beat out of you by Fierce."
Lonewolf McNeely: (moves forwards a bit) "Look I don't give a damn about you or your challenge , this can wait until I defeat your boy toy, now get out of my ring and let me win my match. Your time can come later but right now it's about me and not you, I suggest you leave the same way you came in."
Soutter : (poking Lonewolf in the chest) "How dare you come out here and interupt me and the Powerslam Challenge. Its about you? You? When has anything ever been about you? Know your limitations worm, and hit the bricks. Now!"
Lonewolf McNeely: "Excuse me? In case you missed it, the buffet is backstage. This is my match, this makes it about me. Now I suggest you leave this ring and feast on the doritos before you end up making a fatal mistake much like your girlfriend outside the ring."
Soutter (mocking Lonewolf): "'This is my match. This is my match. This is my match.' Give it a rest, for heaven's sake."
Lonewolf McNeely: "Look you and your petty 'woah look at me challenge' can wait, just because nobody gives a damn about you or your title doesn't mean you're going to get famous making a name during my match, another match in which I make the KGB look like my motel cleaning ladies."
[The Palm Springs fans boo him. Suit turns his back on Lonewolf towards the entrance way ignoring Lonewolf]
Soutter: "Right! He we go boys! You know the drill. Powerslam Challenge time. It's pretty simple. You come out, I powerslam you to kingdom come! So, who's it going to be?"
[Lonewolf walks up from behind]
Lonewolf McNeely: "You want a challenge fine, now step aside and when I'm done with your girlfriend, I'll accept your joke of a challenge."
Soutter : (chuckling) "Are you still here? This is time for the big boys now. You don't accept something like the Powerslam and then put conditions on it. No no no no."
Lonewolf McNeely: "This is my match, my time now you either put up or shut up. If you want to ruin a bad match interupt The Un-Stable, but don't interrupt a match that I'm dominating just because you're scared of that bitch Hunglestien, now again I say PUT UP OR SHUT UP!"
Soutter: "Like he would ever have the balls to accept the Powerslam challenge. Now go on, scoot. This will only take a moment."
[Lonewolf walks towards the corner and stops , turning around ]
Lonewolf McNeely: "You know what, I'll accept your pre school challenge, now get out of my ring, I'll deal with Fierce and then you."
Soutter: "You? You want to step up to the plate and be a part of the Powerslam Challenge? Fierce must of hit you harder in the head then I thought, fuzzled that hair brain of yours. But, you want it. You got it."
[Soutter shoves Lonewolf, who shoves Soutter right back, Soutter then slaps Lonewolf hard across the face.]
Guillermo O'Bannon: We're in the middle of the match here!
[Lonewolf backs up rubbing his face]
Lonewolf McNeely: "Do you really want to do this? FINE!!! Get out of MY RING, and step aside while I dislocate your bitch from your loins and defeat him, then i'll deal with you."
[Lonewolf shoves Soutter]
Lonewolf McNeely: "You want some of me now? Wait your turn and you'll get yours!"
Soutter: "The Powerslam waits for no man ... or woman in your case. Put up or shut up!"
Lonewolf McNeely: "You want some of me, fine let's do it this way. Two KGB women at one time works for me, (lonewolf looks at the referee) RING THE BELL!"
[Ron Reid almost does it then says "Why?"]
Soutter: "Now your sure you want to do this? The Powerslam knows not whether you have a match to finish or not. Just pure devestation. I mean, I'm more then happy for you to join the long list of those who have fallen before you, but now I feel obliged just to make sure you know exactly what it is you are getting in for, like a disclaimer if you will."
Lonewolf McNeely: "Shut up big man, it took you all your energy to make it to the ring, I'd hate to make you look like a joke as the West Coast champion and beat you quicker then you can eat a ding dong, let's get it on..."
[Soutter smiles at Lonewolf then nods his head in a half mocking half pity kind of way. He then starts stretching and carrying on, The Shootfighter and Judge Death massage his shoulders. Judge Death hands Soutter his talcum powder, and the West Coast Champion rubs it on his hands for grip]
Phil Blauer: Tamara Sanchez and Blak Lung have both failed in The Powerslam Challenge, let's see if a Canadian can do any better.
Lonewolf McNeely: "Some time today would be nice, you know, I do have a match to finish."
Soutter: "Certain things cant be rushed. You dont put a time clock on perfection. Now, bend over."
Lonewolf McNeely: "I'm not Hunglestien I don't take it like that, now leave this ring before I retire your punk ass and take your piece of tin foil."
Soutter: "Ha! Enough of this frivolty."
[There is some movement on the outside as Fierce begins to move, Lonewolf turns around distracted long enough for Soutter to drill him with a Soutter Spear. Suit then lifts Lonewolf up onto his shoulder and demolishes him with a Powerslam, the ring bouncing.]
Judge Death: "1!"
Judge Death: "2!"
[Lonewolf McNeely covers his ribs and tries to make it to his feet]
Judge Death: "3!"
[McNeely pulls himself up along the ropes, with his hands still clutching his chest]
Judge Death: "4!"
[The Shootfighter swats McNeely in the back of the head with his stainless steel singapore cane!! McNeely crashes facefirst towards the mat]
Guillermo O'Bannon: And Lonewolf McNeely also fails The Powerslam Challenge! James Fierce lifts McNeely up with a hanging suplex, then drops it into a Kryptonite Neckbreaker!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
Phil Blauer: And James Fierce takes the first fall!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Just like that, thanks to the KGB, McNeely has to play catch-up.
[Soutter and The Shootfighter slap James Fierce on the back, celebrating]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 8 minutes 6 seconds; 'THE FEROCIOUS BANDIT' JAMES FIERCE HAS WON THE FIRST FALL."
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Post by Soutter on Jun 23, 2007 23:04:06 GMT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is the West Coast title match. Soutter upset Syberus in an impromptu title match at the now defunct Hardkore Rocky Mountains final house show. Tonight is his first title defense against the veteran The Microshocker. While The Shock's win-loss record hasn't been stellar, he's always making an impact on any show he's on.
[The Linux start up theme plays over and over again in an annoying loop which forces the Palm Springs crowd to cover their ears with their hands. Bad Boy King Kong walks out with The Microshocker on his shoulders. The Microshocker holds his laptop computer over his head called Mr.Computer]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Here comes the former Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team Champion and Hardkore Latin America Women's Champion. The Microshocker looks more focused on this match than I've seen him since his feud with The Shootfighter. He recently defeated Lee Williams in the West Indies at a SWAT Carribean show at the Antigua Entertainment Centre.
Phil Blauer: The Shock being focused on anything is kinda scary. Not Meg Ryan scary, but scary.
Yolanda Ando: The Microshocker is wearing a snug body suit with the ass cut out.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is for the HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by his bodyguard, Bad Boy King Kong; Hailing from Seattle, Washington; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 200 pounds...THE MICROSHOCKER!!!"
[The Palm Springs fans boo. "Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against the Machine plays and they roar. Soutter walks out with The Shootfighter. He has the Hardkore West Coast title slung over his shoulder]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter is also a huge veteran in every sense of the word. He's a former UCW World Tag Team Champion. But tonight he defends his first title with nearly 15 years worth of lineage. Greats like "Knife Edge" Takeda Yokosuda, "Deathstryke" Cyan Komar, Tarrasque, Big Brute ACE, Adrian Faust, Stan "Mr. Space Mountain" Nickelson, Cobryn, and Big Bad Bill have all been champions. It's always been the worker title, with most matches nearly stealing the show.
Phil Blauer: I miss Mr. Space Mountain. He was the King of the Ric Flair impersonators. I'm gonna see him next month at that convention they have at Vegas every year. He walks two steps and falls on his face like nobodies business. Woooo!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter made an unannounced Powerslam Challenge in Lonewolf McNeely & James Fierce's 2/3 Falls Match earlier tonight. The failure cost McNeely one of the falls.
Yolanda Ando: Soutter wears black trunks with the straps coming up over each shoulder and he has red boots. He also wears a black leather vest to the ring.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent is accompanied to the ring by The Shootfighter; From Melbourne, Australia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 428 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...'THE MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM' PAUL E. SOUTTER!!!"
[Soutter and The Microshocker lock up as Mike Peters signals for the bell. Soutter irish whips him into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter clotheslines The Microshocker. He pulls him up into a Soutterbomb, but The Microshocker reverses it into a huracanrana!
[The Palm Springs fans boo. The Microshocker tries to scoop Soutter up but the 428 pounder is too heavy]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter batters The Microshocker's back with several forearms. He gut wrench suplexes The Microshocker across the ring.
[The audience cheers and Soutter front facelocks him but before he can DDT him, The Shock drops down to one knee and hits Soutter low]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker drives Soutter's face into the mat with the Escape facebuster! He hops on the big man's back and applies an STF. The Shock pulls up on the champ's face.
[Bad Boy King Kong pounds on the apron to root on The Microshocker. Mike Peters checks in to see if Soutter wants to tap but he refuses. Soutter grabs the bottom rope and Peters forces a break]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker applies a headlock, but Soutter pushes him off into the ropes. Shock comes back and Soutter floors him with a shoulderblock. He lifts The Microshocker up into a vertical suplex.
[Soutter lifts The Microshocker up into a fireman's carry. He walks The Shock into the center of the ring and drops him into a 428 pound samoan drop! The audience cheers as Soutter hooks his legs]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(The Microshocker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Hardkore West Coast Champion stands up and doesn't see Bad Boy King Kong sneaking into the ring...with a live rat??
[Bad Boy King Kong puts the live rat down Soutter's trunks! The Microshocker yells "You Got Mail!!" and laughs hysterically. Soutter feverishly tries to get the biting rodent out]
Phil Blauer: Wow, usually they use a hamster for that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter finally gets that rat out of his trunks and The Microshocker comes off the top with an eye poke.
Phil Blauer: That has to help the delivery. Another veteran move.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker pulls Soutter up into a piledriver!! He makes the cover.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker climbs to the top turnbuckle. Soutter shakes the ropes and crotches him. Soutter climbs to the second rope and gives him a Soutterplex!! He rolls on top of him for the pin.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter pulls him up and bashes him in the face with a headbutt. He scoops The Microshocker up and runs into the center of the ring with a powerslam!
Phil Blauer: The Master has spoken!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter flips him over into a northern lights suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong slides Mr. Computer into the ring to The Microshocker. The Shock smashes Soutter in the face with it!! The Shock climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a flying elbow!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shock positions Soutter over the laptop computer and double underhooks his arms. The Microshocker drives Soutter's face into Mr. Computer!!
[The audience boos while The Microshocker blows kisses at them. He comes off with a frog splash!! He hooks Soutter's leg]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker irish whips Soutter into the ropes, but Soutter comes back with a running double ax handle. Soutter waistlocks The Shock and german suplexes him, but The Microshocker lands on his feet behind him!
[The crowd boos and The Shock tells them to be quiet. Soutter turns around into a uranage by The Shock]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shockbottom!! Shockbottom!! Shockbottom!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shock tries to pull him up in a piledriver again but he's too heavy. Soutter backdrops him! He irish whips The Microshocker into the ropes and drives him into the mat with Soutter spinebuster!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Master of the Powerslam lifts The Microshocker up on his shoulder and spins him around into an F5 he calls The Down Under Drop!!
[Soutter pulls him up and irish whips him into the ropes. He dips down for a backdrop but The Microshocker catches him with a corkscrew neckbreaker! Hardkore Hall boos while The Shock climbs to the top turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker comes off the top with a butt bomb to Soutter's chest!!
Refereee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shock runs into the ropes but Soutter catches him with a belly to belly suplex that sends him over the top!
[The crowd roars as The Microshocker falls awkwardly to the floor. Soutter rolls out there and leans him against the railing. He then climbs up to the apron]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter leaps off the apron with a Soutterlanche against the guardrail!! The Shootfighter hands Soutter his stainless steel singapore cane and he smashes The Shock in the head with it!!
[Soutter rolls a bloody Microshocker into the ring. Soutter climbs to the second turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter comes off with a bonzai drop but The Shock puts his boot up in his groin! He begins licking Soutter all over? I think this is The Microshock Version 1.0?!?
Phil Blauer: Gay fat lovin, ain't nothing wrong with that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Now he begins tickling the Hardkore West Coast Champion.
Phil Blauer: Gay fat tickling, ain't nothing wrong with that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The bleeding Microshocker now bites Soutter's groin! This is his finisher, The Microshock Longhorn!!
Phil Blauer: Now something is wrong with that.
[Soutter howls in pain while The Microshocker gnashes his teeth on his testicals. Mike Peters tries to pull him off of Soutter but nothing doing]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong runs into the ropes and crushes Soutter with a huge 451 pound splash!!
Phil Blauer: It looks like The Shootfighter has had enough and is whacking everyone that isn't Soutter with that steel pole!
[The Palm Springs Convention Center erupts as Bad Boy King Kong rolls out of the ring. Mike Peters forces The Shootfighter out of the ring. Soutter staggers to his feet, clutching his ribs]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter flattens The Microshocker with The Soutter Spear!!
[Soutter pulls Microshocker up by his blood soaked hair. He tosses him across the ring with an exploder '98!! He pulls The Shock's head into his legs and then flips him up onto his shoulder]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter smashes The Shock face first with a Soutter Splat dominator!! He pumphandles The Microshocker up onto his shoulder and then drives him headfirst with a Soutter Special!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
["Rip It Up" by 28 Days plays and the audience leaps to their feet to celebrate. The Shootfighter picks up the Hardkore West Coast title and hands it to Soutter. He climbs up onto the second rope, holding the belt over his head]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 11 minutes 15 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...'THE MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM' PAUL E. SOUTTER!!!"
Phil Blauer: Well, he won The Powerslam Challenge AND his Title Defense. I think someone's celebrating with a double bacon cheeseburger on Krispy Kreme donut bun.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Also known as the Luther Vandross burger. The Microshocker looked better than I've seen in his career. I think this is a sleeper who's about to awake. Next he travels back to the West Indies in the Antigua Entertainment Centre to wrestle "The Saviour of Professional Wrestling" David Sadler, Ignacious Conner, and Syberus in a Fatal Fourway for a chance to represent SWAT Carribean in a match for the SWAT World Heavyweight Championship. Then it's over to San Juan, Puerto Rico where he's to wrestle "Giant" Baba O'Reilly at the Coliseo De Puerto Rico.
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Post by Soutter on Jun 23, 2007 23:07:13 GMT
The scene opens up to show The Master of the Powerslam, The Suit, The Centre of Attention, The Big Bad Busting Bandit, Mad Dog Paul Soutter inside a Vegas Casino. Suit is wearing a KGB t-shirt, Hawaiian Shirt open over the top and is sitting at a bar inside the casino talking with three of the most beautiful women you have ever seen, well he isnt really talking with them, they are standing there and he is talking with a guy who looks like he represents the girls.
Soutter : HOW MUCH?
Man (obviously a pimp) : Keeps your voice down man, as if these dolls dont attract enough attention on there looks alone.
Soutter : Looks alone? Hell they could be Domino for all i care, at that price they'd want to be!
Pimp (calming the girls down) : We're talking about every mans fantasy ... three of the hottest women you could imagine, yours for the entire night!
Soutter : Entire night? I have lasted longer then ten minutes in years. Forget it, no deal.
Pimp : Ahhh ... so you want to negotiate?
Soutter : Negotiate? I can get it for $50 back home ... you want $5000 ... negotiating is a waste of time .... now beat it.
Pimp : Well, what about just one of them then?
Soutter : HIT THE BRICKS TURKEY! And take them stupid high price cows with ya!
The whores go into Sharmelle mode pulling faces and hand gestures normally reserved for Jerry Springer as the pimp notices security heading over and guides them into a nearby waiting elevator. Security comes up to Suit.
Security : What was that all about?
Soutter : Nothing. Don't concern yourself with it.
Security : I asked you a question sir. Now, what was that commotion about?
Soutter : Well, ok. You see. This_is_Vegas.
Security : I am well aware where we are. I work and live here everyday, sir.
Soutter : I know, sorry about that, long trip. Let me give you a hot tip, its not them high priced cows you need to worry about, what you should be getting ready for is Lonewolf McNeely.
Security : The wrestler?
Soutter : (in shock) ... You've heard of him?
Security : Yeah, im a big fan of his.
Soutter : Your shitting me?
Security : No, i've followed his entire career.
Soutter : Well, he isnt what you think he is. He travels the world posing as a wrestler, and a very poor one at that, but what he really does is set up shop in shit holes like this. Drugs, whores, loan sharking. You name it. Them dolls you saw here before, two weeks with him around and they will look like some paper thin vampire bitches who will be scaring the customers away rather then bringing them in.
Security : Come on, now i've heard it all.
Soutter : Thats what i thought when you told me you were a fan of his. But you should be wary of him. He gets his way this place will be dripping blood, and that means one of two things for you. Either you got 50 times more work to do, or even worse your boss finds out you knew all about it to begin with and your out of a job.
Think on that my friend.
Scene switches to show Soutter now in his hotel room with the Hardkore World banner set up behind him. West Coast Championship on his shoulder.
Soutter : Lonewolf. You must have the worst luck in history.
You get put up against one of the toughest bastards there is in Fierce, who promptly hands your ass to you. You come out like some hero trying get yourself over in my Powerslam tv time, which also didnt work out to well for you.
And then, when you think its all over, you look up and see its gone from bad to worse. One Bandit to another. Ouch.
So what do you do, knowing your in a fight you can't win, you start looking to your next one. Fair enough, i dont blame you.
You and Sinclair go beat the hell out of each other.
If there's anything left of him after Fierce runs through him that is.
Look past me! Big mistake Jack!
You dont look past me ... i look past you!
Thats right, im looking straight past you. I could beat you in any type of match these sicko's here at Hardkore World come up with. Barbed wire, bring it on. I'll wrap your looney tunes ass up in it like a late Christmas present. Then, its onto the main event.
Not for me, but for Fierce.
Yeah, Fierce. Co founding father of the KGB, SWAT Caribbean Heavyweight Champion, SWAT Bermuda Triangle Champion, soon to be Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion, and heck of a nice guy to boot.
And that soon to be is what im talking about. It is more important to me and the KGB for him to win his match then mine. We get that World title in the KGB, and boy, is that going to shake things up around here. And if anyone deserves it, its Fierce.
Sinclair as World Champ, it just doesn't work. Doesn't fit. Some people make a belt. They are the champion and there holding the belt makes that belt something worth fighting for.
Some people need a belt to make them. They get a belt and it elevates them. Using the belt to get over instead of getting the belt over.
Sinclair fits into neither of these categories.
No, he is more in the Stan Wilson, this champion is ruining the credibility of my belt and the whole federation as a consequence category.
Soutter tweaks his balls, which seem to of recovered now after having Microshocker try and bite them off, ouch.
Lonewolf!
I got the Skill to thrill!
Name to entertain!
I'm loud and Proud!
Hardkore World West Coast Champion baby!
And i like it like that!
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Post by Soutter on Jun 23, 2007 23:07:50 GMT
[Renegades of Funk blares through the Las Vegas arena and the KGB make there way towards the ring. Paul Soutter, James Fierce and The Shootfighter. They enter the ring, Suit pulling out a mic, Fierce unfolding a chair and Shootfighter fidgeting with the talcum powder.]
Soutter : Thats right Las Vegas ... its POWERSLAM TIME!
2006 ... The Year of the Bandits. Later tonight my main man here James Fierce is going to cement his place among the all time greats and bring the World Title home to the KGB ... and if that isn't enough, I'm about to make someone a permanent addition to the Hardkore ring courtesy of the most lethal move in wrestling today ... THE POWERSLAM!
[Suit takes a seat in the chair Fierce unfolded stretching his neck back and fourth, as Shootfighter makes a big display of throwing half a bottle of talcum powder in the air rubbing it into Suit's soldiers amist a cloud of power.]
[The sounds of pain and howling are heard as Lonewolf makes his way out onto the entrance way with the bloody noose around his neck and barbed wire wrapped around his right arm with the microphone in his left ]
Lonewolf: I see you have your girls gone wild out here tonight Paul, well that's great because it gives me a chance to take the whole gang out at once, and no need for the Powerslam challenge, I've already accepted
Soutter (jumping out of the chair and then calming himself) : You .... again? We allready dealt with you last month. I would think one taste of the Powerslam would be more then enough for the likes of you!
Lonewolf: We didn't resolve anything and you didn't take care of anything big man. It took your lesbian lovers to take me out. So why don't you move your cupcake twins out of the ring and be a man for once in your life.
*Lonewolf raises his right hand with the barbed wire facing Soutter*
Lonewolf: You want to play games of advantage? Well I've got my own equaliser Paul so now the numbers are even
*Lonewolf adjusts the noose around his neck*
Soutter : No way! This is the Powerslam Challenge turkey! Wrestling purity at its finest. Its bad enough i have to defend the West Coast Championship in some barbaric barbed wire match later tonight, but this is the Powerslam Challenge! My Powerslam Challenge. So take your little bracelet, and that nice necklace there of yours back to the back, and we'll call you when its time for me to beat you ... until then ... is there anyone .... (looks at Lonewolf) ... anyone who we haven't allready
Lonewolf: (cutting Suit of) Woah woah woah Paul, I don't think you're understanding what I'm saying to you
*Lonewolf starts to walk towards the ring*
Lonewolf: I'm not asking your permission for this challenge, you see the boys in the back have all stepped back and there's nobody else coming out, I'm your challenge *takes off the noose* and that's all there is to it, so Paul if you're the fighting champion you say you are, nut up or shut up!
*Lonewolf puts the noose back around his neck with the bloodstains of rain facing the KGB*
Lonewolf: You know what Paul? Screw talking I'm done with the verbal wars
*Lonewolf drops the mic and runs towards the ring sliding and going after Shootfighter taking him down with a spear and running the barbed wire down his chest kicking him out of the ring. As he gets to his feet he turns around and sees James Fierce coming after him. Both men battle for the upper hand with Fierce trying to choke Lonewolf with his noose and Lonewolf takes the barbed wire around his fist and rakes Fierce over the face with it. Fierce reverses Lonewolf into the corner as Soutter comes after Lonewolf with an avalanche but Lonewolf gets the arm up just in the nick of time, Suit wearing that barbed wire and clutching at his face as he topples over the top ropes as Lonewolf barbed wire clotheslines Fierce over the top rope.
Guillermo O'Bannon : Lonewolf cleaning house of the KGB!
[KGB regrouping on the outside Soutter heading back to the ring as Fierce and Shootfighter both grab him and hold him back preventing him from entering the ring. Soutter pointing threateningly towards Lonewolf mouthing something about "later tonight"]
Guillermo O'Bannon : KGB deciding now isn't the right time as they drag a pissed off Big Bad Bustling Bandit from the ring ... i sure wouldnt want to be in Lonewolf's shoes later tonight.
Phil Blauer : Foot odour is becoming a big problem in Society today and how appropriate that Lonewolf has the noose because he's officially hung himself after the rude display to the KGB.
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Post by Soutter on Jun 23, 2007 23:08:44 GMT
We see The Centre of Attention, Mad Dog Paul Soutter standing in front of a KGB banner. He is wearing one of his Hawaiian Shirts over the top of the new James Fierce t-shirt (It has Fierce with his newly won World Title on it.).
Soutter : I couldn't be prouder if i'd won the thing myself!
Clip of Fierce winning the world title.
Thats right turkeys. I revel in his achievement. That man is like a brother to me and he has just reached the top of the mountain and couldn't be happier.
Sure i lost my West Coast Title, and if you think im about to fob that off and start claiming i never cared about that belt and am now moving onto bigger and better things, your dead wrong!
Lonewolf ... you took it to me .... man on man we beat the living hell out of each other ... i gave you everything i had ... and you were the better man ... on the night.
But if you think i'm gonna just forget about you and my West Coast title after one little loss your sadly mistaken.
That belts mine, and its coming back to me, one way or another.
But for now, its all about Fierce! And the KGB!
What i cant seem to understand is how much attention all you idiots are paying to Hunglejerk and him turning on his"friends".
I thought everyone had given up caring about him long ago.
Just goes to show how desperate you guys are for something to talk about.
And on Hunglestein the turd, what does he get for his deeds, a World Title shot.
Listen up faggot, over my dead body will you ever hold that World Title!
You and i, we are complete opposites. My brother wins the World belt and i couldn't be happier for him.
Yours does and you cant accept the fact it isn't you. What did it take? Really, one phone message from the champ telling you we had one of your boys set to stab you in the back and join the Bandits, and look at you. You couldn't accept the fact that someone was gonna beat you to the punch.
Funny thing is, no one was set to join the Bandits. But your ego wouldnt even contemplate that notion, no no. You saw your opening, and that was it.
Well, that opening is about to be slammed in your face!
One, Fierce isn't about to lose the belt in his first defence, he is no Sinclair.
No, that belt isn't going anywhere, not for a long long time.
Two, not that Fierce cant handle you on his own, but i am personally going to see to it that you dont even make it to that match. At least in any condition to compete.
Dont get me wrong, i have full faith in Fierce as World champ, he is going to go on and set new standards that will be talked of for ages to come.
And this isn't about having to get by me to get to Fierce, he dont need that, and i sure dont need to be stuck in the job of building up his contenders.
No, this is personal. I dont like you pal, haven't for the longest time.
Me, i would rather die on my feet then live on my knee's.
I'm the Centre of Attention!
Big Bad Bustling Bandit!
The man with the skill to thrill!
The name to entertain!
I'm Loud and Proud!
And i like it like that .... just like im gonna like them World Tag Team title's around mine and the Shootfighters waist .... that's right Danny Boy ... enjoy 'em while you can ... cause the KGB is taking them belts right from you and that worm of a partner of yours ... they'll look real good alongside Fierce and his World belt.
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Post by Soutter on Jun 23, 2007 23:10:04 GMT
Scene opens up to a studio office where we see SWAT commentators Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton sitting in front of all the monitors and computers.Jeremy Tucker : Welcome fans to part 2 of the Biography Channels Soutter Story. Last time we looked at how The Suit got started in the business. Today, we look at his time in the UWA. Andrew Fulton : UWA? Give me a break Jerry, that place was a joke. Jeremy Tucker : Not true Andy, at one time it was the highest ranking fed in all of wrestling, with a talent pool the envy of any. Andrew Fulton : and let me guess, all due to Mr Soutter? Jeremy Tucker : Well, not all, but he certainly had a great deal to do with the success of the fed. Tucker now goes into narration mode as shots come across the screen.The UWA was started basically by a group of wrestlers wanting to do something in this business who were tired of the feds they were affiliated in doing nothing. A group of them got together and bingo, the fed was born. Shot of Soutter, Flare, Angel, MLP and TGunn sitting around a board table.Right off the bat the fed showed promise, but these guys didn't really have a clue what they were doing. There first ppv was a huge a success, only to have one of there top guys TGunn jump ship and start his own fed the following day, taking a huge chunk of the roster with him. Shot of TGunn, Tripps, MLP and heap more Tripps alters in front of a ICW banner.This was a big dent to the UWA, and things could of gone either way. These cats didn't really know what they were doing, but they didn't care either. They were passionate about there fed and wanted it to be as big a success as it was. Cut to Soutter, Flare, Angel, Kilmer, TBomb Tanner, Ruthless L Reeve and Rising Sun in an emergency meeting.All things happen for a reason. That is an old saying, but very true. With the roster depleted, the UWA had two options, fold or recruit. Thankfully they went for the second option and put together one of the finest rosters in history of wrestling. Pictures of each man pops up as Tucker continues his narration.Greg Daniels. Big Stan. Chupacabra. Kilroy Evans. James Fierce. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine himself. These were just some of the names that were recruited, and all of a sudden the UWA was the place to be. From here on in, it was up and up. Soutter and his son Ruthless L Reeve feuded with the legendary Hellhounds trading the tag titles back and forth. Flare was the world champ, and a shinning star by the name of Cobryn turned up out of no where blowing everyone away. More followed the likes of Rockin Rick Owens, The Enigma Adam Haven, Adam "A7" Plummer and The Plainrider who later changed his name to Syberus. Then was the return of Tripps, say what you will about that man, but one thing he supplied was controversy. He and TGunn both returned for a short lived "merger" which the only real good thing brought about from that was a man called Hunglow joining the UWA fray. Rick Owens tried forming a fed of his own and unearthed some bright stars of the future including Messiah, Dracon Xanathos and one Dark Saint, who would later go onto win the Hardkore World title using the name Andrew Sinclair. When Owens' fed went under, these stars fitted right in with the UWA. What an array of talent, what more could you ask for, try James Ashcroft and Cyrus Williams. But as with all great empires, they are short lived. Ego's got in the way, and communication broke down. Angel stopped returning phone calls, grabbing at full control of the company. Soutter was as loyal as you can get, he told her that he didn't want to be a big star, and was happy to help move the other guys up the ladder, this lead to a 4 month losing streak to the likes of people called "The Muffin Man". Enough was enough. Soutter told the cow that how on earth was he meant to make people look good when a win against him meant nothing. He and good friend James Fierce, along with Hunglow then formed the stable of the KGB. Kross Global Bandits. What a trio, they were unstoppable, but short lived, for they did not fit into Angels plans, and she quick soon put an end to the trio seducing Hunglow with the promise of World titles and main events, all he had to do was ditch the Bandits. We all know Hungle's morals and how that one panned out. Soutter was furious and a huge feud erupted between The Suit and Hunglow, who by then had changed his name to Robert Hunglestein III. By this time Angel was not returning any of The Suits calls, and he felt betrayed, he who had given so much to the fed. He had had enough, and was done with the silent treatment. But he had to know for sure, that these communication problems weren't in his head. So he phoned her up, set her up we should say. Told her what she wanted to hear, that he would start writing for her again. Her eye's must of lit up, another match bitch. Within minutes she was on the phone to him with her "Hons" and "Darls", fluttering them eyelids and a big list of stuff to be done. That was it, Soutter handed in his notice on the spot, knowing she had time to leave a message when it was about help for the show, but what about all them times he wanted to go over creative idea's for him and the KGB. Nothing. So he left, and started a fed of his own, it was a long haul, and a few times he had to clear the slate and start all over again, but he got there with what we see today as SWAT, but thats a story for another day. But there you have it fans, part two of the Soutter Story, the UWA years.
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Post by Soutter on Jun 23, 2007 23:10:40 GMT
The scene opens up to show two teens in a car (presumably one of there fathers) driving down an un named highway. They both are wearing mascara with there nails painted black and are wearing GCW t-shirts. The car radio is playing.
Kyle Callaghan : (On the radio) Yo Yo Yo ... this is DJ Kyle Callaghan, and your tuned into Wrestle Radio, 3:16 on your FM dial. Boy do we have a treat for you fans tonight, joining me live in the studio, is The Centre of Attention, The Big Bad Bustling Bandit, Mad Dog Paul Soutter. GCW goth bitch fans roll there eye's to each other and groan, much like the whole of Hardkore groaned upon learning that GCW was a part of the Tag Tourney). Suit, great to have you with us, how are you going?
Paul Soutter : (Also coming through the radio) Good to be here Kyle.
Kyle Callaghan : So, we got a lot of stuff to go through, lets not beat around the bush. Firstly, Hardkore World, the fans want to know, and so do i. Rated X ... whats the deal?
Paul Soutter : Whats there to say. How often does one get the chance to team with the best this business has known.
Kyle Callaghan : But what about the KGB, i thought you were a Bandit?
Paul Soutter : I am a Bandit, always have been, and always will be. James and Shootfighter are representing the KGB in this baby, and so am i. This way we got two shots at it rather then one.
Kyle Callaghan : Thats all well and good, but i hear there's more to it then that. Word in the locker room has it that you were miffed with Fierce being the Bandit to win the Hardkore World title, and are sending the KGB a message with this "snubbing", if i can call it that.
Paul Soutter : You can call it whatever you like, but you'd be wrong. The Bandits know where my heart is. No one is more loyal to the cause then myself, and no one was more happy for Fierce when he won that belt. When the opportunity arose for me to team with Rated X, we didnt take it lightly, we discussed it within the group, and they gave me there blessing to go for it.
Kyle Callaghan : But isnt it true that you coveted that belt for the longest time, it must of been hard to sit by and watch your best friend leap frog over you and achieve what you can only dream of.
Paul Soutter : Covet the World belt, who doesn't. I know its a cliche, but for a reason, in this business, if you dont hold aspirations of being the World Champion, then you have no business being in this business.
Kyle Callaghan : Ok, but why Rated X?
Paul Soutter : Why Rated X? I'll tell you why. The man is a legend in his own time. A true innovator of the business. The Hall of Fame was brought in for one reason, RATED X! In this business, there are very few people who when they speak, you listen. X is one, Jonnie is another, then there is myself and maybe one or two others.
Kyle Callaghan : Sticking with this tourney, the last ten plus years, tag team wrestling has been pretty much a side note, its great to see Hardkore bringing it back to the forefront, some of the teams you'll be meeting up with are not to be taken lightly. Your thoughts.
Paul Soutter : Well, lets start with the Cup Cake Crew ... mmmm ... cup cakes. How these two made it straight into the second round with the rest of the "elite eight" is beyond me, apart from beating on Stan and Kilroy for last two years, they aint done jack squat. Rumour has it Gojira has been discussing retirements with Jonnie, well drawing X and myself should pretty much put them rumours down as fact.
Kyle Callaghan : And the rest of the teams you may be meeting if you progress?
Paul Soutter : If we progress? Look, its like this Kyle. You got all the other teams, and sure, there is some pretty good combinations there, but then you got us. The Master of the Powerslam Paul Soutter, and the Hardkore Hall of Famer Rated X. Why, its easier to win the Hardkore World Belt then it is to defeat Rated X. You can call us the Extreme Express, because we are steamrolling threw this baby like a car load of stoners does through Trina out the back of 7 / 11.
Kyle Callaghan : Trina? I dont think you should under estimate her or the rest of GCW, Bozzini should be testament to what they are capable of with his success since coming here.
Soutter : You call beating Sun and a couple of no names success? And Trina ... she's a girl. Stupid cow actually thinks she can tangle with the big boys? Listen to me carefully Kyle, there is no women who can beat me, none! Its not sexist, just fact. We are stronger, they are weaker. Thats why there are Womens division, and Bra 'n Panties matches. Diva's who shake there ass and give the drunks something to ogle, but stepping in the ring with the men, thats just ridiculous.
Kyle Callaghan : So, now that you've alienated all of our female audience.
Soutter : (cutting him off) Female audience? You actually believe women listen to Wrestle Radio?
Kyle Callaghan: We certainly do have a female audience, they phone in quite regularly, but while we're on the female topic, how about the situation with you and Kim Cattrall. Restraining order, whats that all about?
Soutter : No comment Kyle.
Kyle Callaghan : Come on Suit, give the fans the news, one minute we hear your in discussions for a guest spot on Sex in the City, next thing you know all these rumours and allegations of restraining orders and the like.
Soutter : Restraining order. Talk about blown out of proportion, all i did was call the broad a few times, but my lawyers have advised me not to comment, so i have said more then i should allready.
Kyle Callaghan : Lawyers ... since when have you ever ....
Soutter : (cutting him off again) Sorry Kyle, but we're out of time. This interview's over I'll be happy to talk to you again next month, where we can discuss mine and Rated X's win in full, and i like it like that!
Switch back to the two GCW poofs in daddy's car smirking to each other with a "i hate that guy" look as we fade to .....
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